Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Hunter. on September 28, 2015, 03:39:19 pm
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Answer the question above you, Ask the person below you - simple and fun game.
Who is best shitposter on the forum? (I vote keb personally)
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Noone will ever know- only that my posts smell like fresh detergent
How far does the Pit go?
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All the way down to funky town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF77Y1JLScc
What is the best dance track of all time?
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The beat of your own heart, of course.
Are you human?
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No, I am a dog.
Is there anything more amazing than this picture?
(http://www.ransom-notes.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/5_st-elmos-fireW.jpg)
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Yes.
How do you like your steak cooked?
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you cook your steak?
what does deep space smell like?
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asphyxiation-y
what is the dankest ship loadout?
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Black Magic.
Why am I allowed to make decisions?
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Because you are a fellow based CA
What is a tough nut to crack?
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Keb's teamspeak banter
How much does Ightrill's gunnery skills weigh?
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Not sure, I do know it is too heavy for Cake to carry.. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es)
Who is the Archbishop of Banterbury?
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Rowan Atkinson.
Does Koali remind you of candy?
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No, he reminds me of myself.
Do I really remind people of candy?
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Only to people who have bad taste in candy.
How many dishes can be made better by adding Zuka Sauce?
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That's not even a question, fool. Even Zukasauce is better when you add Zukasauce.
How does one acquire Zukasauce?
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it's about 15 Anvalan shillings to order on Amazon
why is the rum always gone?
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Because it's been mixed into the Moonshine.
Why's the Moonshine gone?
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Because my Squid was thirsty.
Who thinks Koali LOOKS like some type of candy?
(His avatar, I have no idea how tasty he looks irl)
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His avatar is a kirby, so of course he looks like bubblegum.
Where is Tannhauser Gate?
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Curse you, Pieman, for posting before I could. I have no idea where Tannhauser Gate is.
(http://i.imgur.com/sAl2Umt.jpg)
DO I LOOK LIKE A F***ING SORBET TO YOU, CARN?!
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Yes.
What is your favorite number?
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42.
Do you have Can't Touch This on cassette?
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I wish I did :c
Why have people stopped blaming Shink for everything?
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I blame Shink for that.
Does anyone actually use the forum's calendar function?
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I would definitely use it if it linked to an in game thing to show players who are "out of the loop" how many events are coming up
How exciting are the rewards for clan levels? Who doesn't love paint!
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Artists don't love MSPaint.
But who doesn't love in-game paint?
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The poor programmer who had to implement the shader code to allow for multiple colors on a single mesh.
Has anyone made a harpoon kill without using other guns or ally ships?
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I think I killed a Squid with a loch harpoon once.
Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
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Neither, I am a Catdog (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/catdog/images/b/bb/Catdog.gif/revision/20150827201437) person.
Leekspin (http://leekspin.com/) or Lol, Limewire (http://z0r.de/59)
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Of the two I find Leekspin less offensive to my eyes and ears.
Who has more power over global events Putin or Obama?
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Pubama.
Who should be pinned the blame on for the global warming?
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Al Gorekurex.
Is someone a dyslexic agnostic insomniac if they stay up at night wondering if there's a dog?
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No, they are just forgetful and I am fearful for the dog's life ;_;
What's more annoying, balloon engineer vs lumberjack, or hwacha gunner vs artemis?
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Hwatcha. Gunners tend to only have a pipe wrench.
Rock or Country?
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Rock, because J-Rock (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV4vcr8E4HU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O54CBh9hUI)
What would be the right age to move to Japan lmao
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Rock, because J-Rock (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV4vcr8E4HU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O54CBh9hUI)
What would be the right age to move to Japan lmao
If she's old enough to walk, she's old enough to go to japan :)
If an object can me made from anything to a meal, gun, toothbrush, depending on different persons' different needs, then does that make it a subjective object, or an objective object designed to encompass many subjective purposes?
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Yes
What is the best Kebab?
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I am partial to lamb.
If you were to describe the last fart you made as a movie title, what movie title would you use?
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Flames of War 2, Acidic Revenge.
What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?
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Some kinda spicy dried anchovy rice roll thing. Actually pretty good.
What is the weirdest liquid your toes have ever come in contact with?
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Paint when I was a kid and we used to do feet painting - I still remember the feel now.. so weird..
Most abstract word you can think of?
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Abstract.
hamburgers or hamburgers?
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Beefburger
wat is 210*2? xd
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Weeeeeeeeeeeed
What is it like to have a nose?
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1
2
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No
Why does Logic have the compulsion to count?
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I was dropped in a vat of alphabet soup as a baby, but instead of letters, they were numbers.
3
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Q
Does this Q makes my profile look big?
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it does increase the perceived magnitude of your profile substantially
by what fate shall I greet my demise
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Overdosing on M.E.M.E.S.
What does M.E.M.E.S. stand for?
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Mann's Estranged Memories... Expect Strangeness... (Close enough!)
What cheese should I buy?
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Mozzarella
If you have 30 seconds to insult the person who killed you, what would you say?
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"You will never take my fortune B**ch!" :-X
Who would of most likely killed you?
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Your hwacha gunner in competitive games - they make me hurt in many ways when engineering on squid :c
Best dance move?
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MC Hammer's Can't Touch This dance.
Best Waffle?
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Blue. Ice-cream and Chocolate sauce.
We are talking about Belgian Waffles, right?
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No, we're talking about Peruvian waffles.
Peru is on Mars right?
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It will be after I complete Phase 2.
What is Phase 1?
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It will be after I complete Phase 2.
What is Phase 1?
Completing Phase 2.
What is Phase 2?
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Detonating the Pacific Rim.
When can I implement the Omega Contingency?
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When you explain what it is!
Is the Omega Contingency plan to make an Omega Rythm (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ijv8vX7mzo)?
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No, but it plans to correct your grammar.
If you were to compare heatsink mortar's viability to anything, what would you compare it to?
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I would compare Heatsink on the Mortar to putting a Diesel engine into a F1 Car. It is going to make the device perform better in some areas. However the area that the device is specialized in is going to suffer. The device will still work when there is a huge disparity in skill, but when the skill gap evens up the slightly lowered in performance is going to be noticeable.
If there were a pilot tool that allowed you to play La Cucaracha from a series of airhorns mounted on your airship, but did nothing else game play wise. Would you take it in place of a pilot tool that would allow you to do something more effective?
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If I were to have the pleasure of witnessing and playing the legendary 1.1 squid at any point, I would give up kerosene for that.
What would you give up kerosene for?
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Moonshine
What color is the sky?
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The sky is colourless - however Air is tinted slightly blue so when you see nothing but Air in an area is appears blue in the light. Same as why water is clear when shallow. IIRC
What is the ultimate 3 course meal?
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I guess Calamari, Roast beef & Yorkshire Pudding, Flan.
How can a 3 course meal be considered "ultimate"? I have had the pleasure of attending a few Chinese Wedding Feasts and their 12 course bonanza of Chicken, Duck, Beef, Fish, Shrimp, and Lobster put any 3 course meal to shame.
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when the main course comes from a single animal that is a genetic hybrid of all those, known as a chiducbeeshribster.
where do you find a chiducbeeshribster.
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the Middle Earth
What do orcs feast on in their free time?
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Squigs (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Squigs)
What is real life coded in?
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(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp.jpg)
is Randall Munroe spying on your thoughts right now?
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No.
Maybe?
plsnonotagain
Is filtered Moonshine safe for consumption?
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No, but it's recommended that you drink anyway.
Does moonshine ever 1) make the moon shine 2) make the bottle shine 3) make the bottle shine to a moon at all?
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1) no, 2) yes, 3) if you've had enough yes
if the pH of a complex solution is 5.322256 and your angular momentum is 46pi standard units, how many times can can your father make a bad joke during a hwacha reload if your sister is into metal?
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uhhhhhhhhhh
purple times
purple is a number, right?
Does anyone else think that if the God-Emperor of Mankind had used but a shred of his massive intellect to be a good dad the Imperium wouldn't be in such a mess?
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Sigmar likes to nap, more than politics.
Do you like coconut?
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No, I hate the stuff.
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, First Class, John-117 vs. Nanosuit 2.0, Crysis 3-era Prophet.
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I know MC, not the other guy. So I say MC.
Elder Scrolls or Fallout?
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Fallout 100% of the time.
Fat Man or Wabbajack?
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Fat Man for business, Wabbajack for pleasure.
How do I get Fallout 3 to run on Windows 7 Pro?
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cover your computer in Nuka Cola. 8)
Where can some Nuka Cola? I am thirsty...
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I'm sure the World's End Tavern (http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/World's_End_Tavern) could keep you covered..
I used to hang out there 8 years ago, why does time go so quickly?
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Someone slipped you Sunset Sasparilla.
I'm serious, how do I get the game to run?
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I only have F:NV, so I can't help you there.
If someone hit you with the Wabbajack, what would you want it to do?
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Dremora.
What one liner would you say before shooting the Fat Man?
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*Toaster voice* SOON THE WORLD WILL BURN
What is the answer to this question?
Also Carn, the unofficial patch and the file to remove G4WL will greatly help Fallout 3. Apologies for not being to provide links
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An answer to Carn's, which would be, "WHO'S A FATASS NOW? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE ONE FATASSED SCORCH MARK."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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Varies on the size of the wall and the size of the babies.
Do you watch RoosterTeeth?
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Occasionally, but my time is taken up by !@#$% HOMEWORK
Why doesn't Mr. Fantastic take advantage of his stretchy powers in the same way as Monkey D. Luffy?
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Because he's not a pirate.
Enchanted Deadric Armor or Power Armor?
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Power armor, you can't attach a power fist to Enchanted Deadric Armor.
If you had full control over one side in a 4v4 Battle on the Dunes match, what ships, weapons and tactics would you employ.
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2 Spires, one with Lumber and one with H.flak. 2 Squids, one with a disable loadout, and the other a kill squid. Squids distract the enemy team, while the Spires pound the shit out of them from range.
Why am I bad at tactics?
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Because your team has no lion guns and lion guns OP.
Why are so many flies flying around my face?
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'Cause there ain't no bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me!
Why are Lion Guns so OP?
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Because the Pyramidion Nerf was not enough.
Why are pyramidions still over-used?!
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Because scrubs are well documented as being unable to read, and usually deaf.
Should the Pyra be a slow, wallowing, tanky charger, a paper mache fighter, or a glass cannon charger?
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Squid is the tanky charger, so let's make pyra the glass cannon charger!
How can a ship so steely like pyra have 550 hull?
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Because Eric said so.
Why do so many gunner players assume the false information that gunners do more damage?!
Bad wording.from a pop.youtuber?!
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Because they are used to games where specialty classes have stat boosts in their focused aspect of the game.
If you could fly around any map as a bird which map would it be?
Follow up question: If you, as a bird, could defecate (and leave a white stain for all to see) on any map object which object would that be?
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Northern Fjords. For defecating, it would be the Labyrinth. A white stain in the globe of a dark map for all to see...
Somewhat related question: If you were to live, or occupy an existing living place in any map, what and where would it be?
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Probably those sweet houses hanging off the mountains in Water Hazard.
I mean constant entertainment, invincible houses, that also happen to be sweet as hell, trade and money making restocking the airships after they fight...
Win+win+win+win=Mega Win
If you could modify an airship in game and use it, an Ace Custom (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AceCustom) as it were, what ship would you pick and how would you change it?
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Squid, I'd give it a heavy gun slot on the starboard side instead of a light. Also would increase engine power to compensate.
Why is this not already a thing?
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Because the pilot is too skinny to counter balance the weight of a medium gun mount.
Why aren't fat people represented in GOI's post apocalyptic future?
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Because theirs less food in the world.
Why are we all clones?!
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Because GOIO is obviously Muse's interpretation of the Star Wars Episode 2.
Why are heavy mine launchers not a thing?
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Because even then there wouldn't be enough mines.
What is the formula for TOO MANY MINES?!
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Noob Logic.
What about a heavy Hades?
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no man can be allowed such power
what is power?
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Power = Work / time
Do you observe me as a 1 or a 0?
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You are a very energetic person, so a 1.
Why can no man be allowed the power of a Heavy Hades?
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It can only be controlled by women
(http://www.1zoom.net/big2/688/268983-aliya06.jpg)
Best girl in above picture?
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What picture?
Does that mean that if I make my Avatar a woman I can use it?
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Only in socially acceptable ways.
How is something defined as socially acceptable?
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Something is defined as such when nobody can complain about it using any law.
Why does everyone blame everything on Shink?
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Because there is no other worthy of such blame.
What is it that makes mining allies and enemies alike so attractive?
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Because it makes you feel truly as the one who is in command, as you may or may not decide to be either your ally's bane or the enemies
Why are there not more aft guns on any ship?
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Because Muse is not a fan of retreats.
Why isn't there a heavy mine launcher?
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Because placing nuke mines would break the game
Why can't we have a heavy field gun instead?
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Because then people will start voting for Dusty Dunes more frequently in need to create the ultimate snipefest.
Who am I?
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You are... YOU! The Great Wizard Of O...whoops wrong place.
You are Erom Gary, first of his name, righteous king of the Baronies, Lord of the Fjordlanders and poser of questions.
How many new ships will there be in the GOIO dlc?
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Currently there's about 3 new ships in Alliance mode. They're fun, but the framerate in the dev app is so bad for me, I can't bare to play for long
Whyyyyyy
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Whyyyyy nooooooot
How would you call a Mobula equipped with only flare guns?
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Evil
What is love?
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Mines.
What's the best deathmatch map?
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Duel at dawn :^)
Why is the rum gone?
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*belch*
Where do we get more?
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*burp* Where this cane from
Who's making it?
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Mr. Sparrow
What's in it?
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Trust me, you don't want to know
If you could chose between a fully automatic mine launcher and a weaponised Sky-Whale,
what would you chose, and what would you do with that?
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Fully automatic mine launcher, as I could use it to chorale sky whales and weaponize them.
Are there different breeds of sky whales?
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There arte 2 breeds: the regular one, that is like a water whale, but flying; the other is the infamous Tim Dick breed, named after the Lord Dick Tim that was the one to actually find the first live specimen of it.
What Loch ammo good for?
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Mines and H. Flak.
Why is Muse unable to properly balance the Pyramidion.
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Because they love it, but they hate, still they love it, even tho they hate it.
What made so OP the Pyra during the wonderful age of the true Metamidion?
(I have to pose this question for the fact that I truly don't know since I wasn't playing before that patch)
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A crap ton more armor and I believe engine power.
What is Yesha's greatest weakness?
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Having only junk and trash to build ships
What is Anglea's greatest weakness?
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Their hair-trigger temper.
What is the mating ritual of the sky whale called?
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Whale dick timming
Does anyone ever thought of a heavy fully auto flare gun?
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Pure sadists with super-computers.
What would happen if we had a heavy weapon whose main damage type was piercing?
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A lot of gunners would reach pure ecstasy, and may engineers would get depressed.
And galleons would become instantly more popular.
What would happen if the Mino Cannon had a 400% RoF and ammo capacity buff?
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Galleon Ping Pong would be a big thing.
What if there was a heavy version of the Hades?
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We would only need flying trench lines and we would have a flying WW1
Wouldn't the Lumberjack be a heavy Hades?
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no,
when will Muse freshen up the meta? Mobulas are getting dull.
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They will do it as soon as they will do it
With what build should someone use a heavy flak?
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Spire with a Mercury and Artemis up top, usually with a banshee below.
Galleon portside, with a Lumberjack next to it, and a Mercury up top.
Flakfish requires allies with piercing.
Can I have a steak?
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Sure!
[stabs a wooden stake into Carn's heart]
What would a heavy flamethrower be like?
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It would be an enormous thing with 300 meters range, triple fire jet that can stack 3 fire stacks per second and that would have the longest reload time of the game.
How come that noobs always go for either the goldfish or a badly equipped galleon?
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Because goldfish hlis easier to fly, and Galleon has four heavy weapons.
Have you seen Koali's model for a heavy flamethrower? He called it the Prometheus.
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Yes, I've seen it, and it should really have two deragon heads instead of lion
How long did the heavy flak shots need to complete the arming procedure?
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Longer than the legging time. ;)
How many Squids could a Squid carry if a Squid could carry Squids?
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Dunno, maybe maximum 3
Why do I always am the first message of the any new page lately?
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You post a lot.
Has Crow read any of Koali's Tavern thread?
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Just a bit, only to find it completely full of madness
Where can Crow find the story where everyone ended up being god mode an Carn killed himself?
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That's over halfway in dude. You'd miss a bunch of stuff.
Who likes cows?
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Indian people, they even worship them
If you could bless a particular dish and make it part of a national rite where everyone eats it for a day, what would it be?
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As a devout Pastafarian, i must answer pasta
When will Senpai notice me?
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Sempai died... Mysteriously
How would you call a Lumberjack cannon with 5 barrels and that make a sound like an organ whenever it shoots?
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[Mentally Snaps]
A Pipe Organ-Jack
Do you want to die for killing Senpai!?
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Of course I don't, but
I ban Luharis for his own good
Where are the other people? I need more madmen to intervene in our ramblings!
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They got in-between me and my Senpai!
Their Death was inevitable...
What would a Heavy Harpoon gun be like?
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Something that would be able to shoot first the harpoon on an enemy target and then shoot another harpoon, bonded to this first, to another surface, all at incredible long range.
Will you stop with this yandere thing already?
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Of course, my bad, sorry bout that :)
BAKA!!!
[Inner Tsundere Awakens]
Should we restore the Pyramidion to it's former, pre-nerfed glory?
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Only if the fal cannon returns to deal the amount of damage he dealt in that age
Who let the dogs out?
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I did
What is a question?
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A phrase that is interpreted as such thanks to special symbols when written and a certain tone of voice and grammatical construct when talking
Am I fallen?
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...
[kuudere to english: No, you have a safety rope, you're good, don't jump off the ship again though,
it might "malfunction" the next time]
hm...?
[kuudere to english: What is the theoretical likeliness that this apple pie, is in fact a pumpkin pie,
given if we were to assume temporarily that the effectiveness of the gunner class was defined as
the square root of lochanagar divided by the Hwacha OP constant?]
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The theoretical likeness would be 0, while the actual practical likeness would amount at 50%.
Why?
Dunno.
Blame Shink.
What the heck is this "kuudere"?
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a kuudere is a type of personality type.
I could give a long explanation here, but this link should suffice
http://tobiobito4ever.deviantart.com/art/What-the-Dere-Guide-to-Types-255766851
Coke or Pepsi?
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[insert meme here]
Why not both?
Lemon or orange?
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Lemons!
Have you ever tried Lemonhead Candy?
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Nnnnnnnnnnnope
Wine or beer?
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I'm underage in my country :(
though if i had to pick, wine.
Why are we asking questions?
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Because we exist as questioning beings, since I question myself, I'm a being that questions.
Dubious ergo sum.
If a hundred Winged Hussars and a hundred Landsknechts were to clash, which of the two would win?
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Neither, Gaben would fly in and win with the power if the almighty ban hammer.
Why is Gaben so amazing?
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GABEN IS NOT AMAZING
HE IS LIKE HIS CAKE:
A LIE
What would you do if you met an angry Italian, an angry Russian and an angry Turk arguing on the Internet?
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Record it.
What is the meaning of death?
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In case of humans it's taking away some twats from around so that some may ascend to a high plane and other go back to being twatty dust, and make new space for later generations to try to improve on the older one's basis.
In any other case it's just creating space by taking away new things and substitute them with newer ones.
Have anybody tried to convince Muse to create a Mobula with only heavy weapon slots? Can anyone imagine how glorious a full minotaur or a full lumberjack mobula would be?
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No, just no. The 4 hwacha galleon is already a big enough headache.
What would happen if we replaced 2 of the squids turning engines, with main engines?
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Well, good luck for trying to turn around the damn thing.
Then, also I augur good luck to the poor bastards that'll have to chase it down in a deathmatch in a big map like 4v4 dunes
Would it be a good idea to have for April 4th a joke buff to every ship, like every ship has as much life and armor as a galleon, speed and maneuverability as a squid, and lifting capabilities of a mobula?
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I see no flaw what so ever in that idea.
What do you think of Flame Squids?
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http://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
Which of the 3 teased new ships for alliance mode are more interesting for y'all?
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The Magnate. I want to paint the sails blue and name it Sonic, then ram everything.
If two squids use moonshine and have buffed engines, and then use stamina to ram each other, what would happen when they collide?
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They'd create a space-time distrotion that would transform them in litterally tentacle hentai
How much would you value a gunner that is capable of using very well the Hades?
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As Hailey is one of my favorites, a flaking double Galleon load.
If you could reproduce with any of the guns, which would you pick?
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Probably with the Lion Gun, so that my offspring would be as numerous as the Hwacha shots are and they all will be "balanced".
What would you prefer between charging head on a hwacha galleon manned by a vet crew and playing in a 4v4 with only novices?
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Vet Galleon. Less painful to do that once, than play a 4v4 with nothing but novices.
If you could marry a ship, which would it be?
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I polygamy was permitted, I'd marry every ship.
But since I have to choose, I'd say the Fjord Baronies' Crusader.
If you could rename officially any ship, which would be? What name would you give it instead of its current one?
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Instead of Hippie Van (Pyramidion)
I would rename it to this.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/9/94/180px-Superweenie.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130420201844)
You ask why?
Why not.
Waffle?
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OH MY GOD I LOVE WAFFLES
But would you mind a cup of tea and som cookies instead?
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what is a som cookie?
Nailed it...
(http://monster-wiki.com/images/monster_portrait/Son-Cookie_3.jpg)
Why?
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SOME cookies
''Why'' you ask?
(http://)
''Why cookies and tea'' you ask.
God save the Queen
Would you like then some croissants and some snails?
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How bout no.
Undertale, genocide or pacifist ending?
[I beat both paths and i honestly prefer the former]
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neutral, specifically killing everyone up to papyrus
if you had a teleport machine but it could only take you between two fixed places where would they be?
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Since the earth, and with it the whole galaxy, are constantly moving, a teleporter between to FIXED place is virtually impossible.
That being said, probably I would have it one in Rome's city centre and the other in Zagreb's city centre.
Best soundtrack ever heard in a video game?
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omg how can I pick, there's Ori and the Blind Forest, Undertale, not to mention robot unicorn heavy metal. Oh, and To the Moon, man, that game was something else entirely. But I think I'm gonna have to make an objective call and give this one to Undertale on the basis of musical craftsmanship. Seeing as how it's ingeniously constructed melodies resonated so well with audiences even among games like the one I mentioned, all while using the old fashioned 8 bit style.
If you could invent a new flavor of ice cream what would it be?
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It would be the flavour of God's corpse.
And the taste would be officially called Nietzsche.
What would you chose between living eternally in this world and living eternally in the christian Heaven?
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Neither, I opt to live eternally Pastafarian heaven instead, sailing the endless sea as a pirate drinking the holy drink from the heavenly beer volcano whilst plundering all of the islands!
May you be blessed by his noodly appendages
Pizza or Pasta?
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Italian food.
If I one were to eat someone from Italy (Crow) does that count as Italian food?
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If you were to an overweight Italian, since they are made more by food than by flesh, you would be.
If you were to eat an average Italian, it'd be cannibalism.
Why you yankees call "Peperoni" a pizza that neither have pepper nor spicy pepper?
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I believe there is pepper in pepperoni. I could be wrong though.
Spanner/Mallet or Mallet/Spanner?
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Mallet/spanner
Could Carn's question be put on the Civil War meme template?
(It's just begging for it.)
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There's already a thread for that argument, so probably.
What is love?
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I could answer you quoting Plato.
But is better Haddaway's "Don't hurt me, no more."
What is crawling in my skin, and why won't the wounds heal?
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Deadly, disease ridden parasites.
What is the music of life?
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Probably a gregorian choir, mixed with a symphonic orchestra and a fuckton of organs.
What is the sound of colonisation?
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Maybe this?
(http://gifstumblr.com/images/i-shall-play-you-the-song-of-my-people_827.gif)
or this?
(http://cdn.gifstache.com/2013/1/11/gifstache_3439_1357956002.gif)
but y'know, as an American, it's probably this, maybe?
(http://i.imgur.com/vIH93xs.gif)
Best meme ever?
[With link please]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TGPhVC0AE
why can't Liberty Prime exist
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Because it will only be built when there's need for A LOT of freedom and democracy.
What are memes?
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Liberty Prime
Can someone provide an actual description?
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When you say can someone provide an actual description, i assume to your earlier question, i may be wrong though, sorry if that's the case.
There are many hurdles and obstacles to creating a robot such as liberty prime, as such in a nutshell they are overcoming the enemy fire by either rendering conventional arms obsolete with advanced plated armour, render firepower negligible through the usage of micro reactive armour plates, or by creating a rapidly oscillating electromagnetic field which would theoretically deflect conventional fire. The next problem to address is powering the damn thing. Any sort of energy source would be a significant weak point. The most likely sources for power would have to one of the following, a miniaturised nuclear generator, high capacity battery, or modified petrol. The nuclear generator runs the obvious risk of going critical. The battery and petrol both are fire hazards and would leave such a weapon vulnerable to incendiary and explosive weapons. We also must consider the merits of such a weapon. It would be a high priority target on the battlefield and in today's wars of drone and air strikes, it simply would be a money sink.
All flare squid or all harpoon mobula?
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Mobula, always, unless you're waging a war of lag, in which case you use an all flare Mobula. (Also you forgot the Square Cube Law)
Definition of memes, pls
(also, I know it's hugely impractical, but dear god do I want it.)
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A meme is an image (sometimes a gif) usually accompanied with a joke or pun and often spread virally on the internet
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0a2a6f718365a3bc3a8cf4d9489a66708dcde4186e3fcc48062309638c8c6d49.jpg)
Spoderman or Spiderman?
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spoderman
no, i mean like, the scientific one
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All flare squid
Speed or firepower?
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Both, Lightning Bruiser
Tank or DPS
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Emperor Class Battleship, nuff said.
Loyalty unto death, or chaotic party?
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As a part time yandere I must say loyalty unto Death.
Can Bernie Sanders Win?
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Only if he becomes a politician and not a lie-sayer.
Do Rubio or Cruz have any chance of victory?
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Zero
Is there a difference between a liar and a politician?
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Ideally, there should be.
Practically now, there is not.
Would the world need some Pax Romana?
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No
doge^pi = ?
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Mathematical doge
Better empire or kingdom?
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A civilization that will stand the test of time.
Runner or corporation?
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Neither
Rebellion or Empire?
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Empire, long live the Imperial Measurement system and down with the rebel metric lovers!
Is this statement false?
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Totally. Everybody knows that the metric system is better.
How many kinds of metal music exist?
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How many kinds of metal music exist?
Two: Crap and Folk metal.
Why do I get stabbing pains in my left arm after eating a whole block of cheese?
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Because the cheese is trying to rebel from the inside and tear your body apart. But it particularly hate your left arm, so it tries to attack it first.
French cheese or Italian cheese?
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Cheddar.
Why the hate for 'Murican cheese?
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Because it ain't cheese! It's another being altogether!
Cheeki breeki?
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Time for basic Trigarithgeometricometry
Two allied galleons with moonshine and buffed engines used stamina rams on an enemy squid between the two galleons like so:
[Galleon]-->[Squid]<--[Galleon]
The sandwich was successful and the galleons squished the squid.
How flat, in nanometers, is the squid after the ram?
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It would be enough flat that if someone wanted, it could be held by the tail and used as a sword.
Time for basic idiotometry
When a chimp kills an apple and eat a chair with a flaming pony while entering Jupiter's atmosphere,
how much of a maple can survive a lightning attack made by a roflcopter?
If the answer is banana, how many armchairs does it take to make it implode?
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The answer is banana and it takes so many armchairs to make it implode that it is equivalent to the effort of shoving up a pole on your butthole and then ask yourself how many Kangaroos you can find with your elven eyes.
If you became a meme, what would you be known for?
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Probably just for coming out with very serious responses in stupid situations, and with stupid responses in very serious situations.
To meme or not to meme? That's the dilemma.
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To meme, only when it is a pun, that is the answer.
What is a goat's dream filled with?
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The rise of the 2nd goat empire to stomp out the ruthless human overlords
If you choose an answer to this question at random,
what is the chance you will be correct, and explain?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%
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A) No.
Why is math so hard
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Maths is hard because I was gonna explain the correct answer.
Why am always late?
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Huskarrs are known to experience time differently.
What is the square root of a malnourished platypus?
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A fedora.
Why is the Doofenschmirtz jingle so catchy?
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Because evil guys always have catchy jingles
Why are roflcopters so laughable?
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Because loltrains are faster.
When is winds of winter comming?
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Dunno, in Italy people of Rome were going around and cursing all the time since it was almost 6 celsius degrees.
While the previous day's were summer-like.
What about the winds of summer?
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The winds of summer will return once we sacrifice enough people to R'ollor the Lord of Light (it was snowing in southern Germany at midday btw).
Why does crow not realise I was talking about book 6 of a song of ice and fire (I even have Samwell Tarly as profile picture 7 be dammed)?
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Because Inread the books in Italian, and here they love to translate every-fucking-thing, so I didn't connect to the book title.
are you following the TV series?
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No. Because following TV series and books do not fit into my schedule of Visual novels, anime and manga.
Do any one of you have questionable reading material?
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I have some English essays left. but they're mine. oh and fyi crow books>series. so no
why are so many old forum legends necroying?
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Because General discussion hasn't had anything worthwhile to discuss.
And it's bad to necro there...so...
Huskarr are you supposed to be a werewolf?
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short answer no. Long answer it all started with me building my secret laboratory. multiple self experiments at the same time were a really bad idea
what do I do against boredom when I have read all the unread posts?
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Lazy answer: You start up a match of GOI with friends.
Creative answer: You write an Erotic fanfiction about some memorable people that the community knows, like Ayetach and Mann and post it somewhere everyone can drool over. Like the gallery I guess.
Or you do what I do. Draw. Manga. YouTube. Anime. Other games.
As for my question...
Who would make a good Forum pair for an erotic fanfiction...?
Hmmmm.....
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I actually already wrote one with someone about the two of us. That was a good pair. Pieman Bdr and Carn exploring uncharted territory ;-P would be funny
anyone have some nice food for me?
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Some aglio-olio-peperoncino spagetti, simply cook them, the add some olive oil, a bit of garlic and as much chili pepper you can withstand
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Some aglio-olio-peperoncino spagetti, simply cook them, the add some olive oil, a bit of garlic and as much chili pepper you can withstand
Ya forgot a question mate.
Don't panic. But you might have stopped time on this thread.
Please advise.
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Some aglio-olio-peperoncino spagetti, simply cook them, the add some olive oil, a bit of garlic and as much chili pepper you can withstand
Ya forgot a question mate.
Don't panic. But you might have stopped time on this thread.
Please advise.
DON'T PANIC
OK
DON'T PANIC
BREATHE....
BREATHE!
I HAVE AN IDEA HOW TO UN-STOP TIME!
I WILL MAKE A QUESTION!
How do you un-stop time?
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So your gonna need a Flux converter (I have a spare one in my lab), some Lysene tears form Estana, a galleon and 3 squids. Oh and youre also gonna need a 3.0Ghz processor.
ok so let the Galleon's engines run on moonshine permanentely (replace the copper and only the copper tubes with tin tubes and the engines should be fine). Attach teh processor to the converter and mount it on the galleons helm. Let the squids circle the galleon counter clockwise, while useing the tears as fuel (the squids not the galleon). Ok so go full speed with the galleon direction north north west for fifteen minutes then turn on the converter (setting 2) for a minute then go full stop. Time should be unstopped now.
Any questions? do you need an explanitation of the science?
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No questions, I did it, now time should be unstopped.
...why is my of my crewman regurgitating gummy bears?
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he's retching cause it probably werent Haribo gummybears.
why would anyone eat gummybears that arent Haribo?
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Because there's something in Haribo gummy bears that causes people to eat themselves.
You are a scientist Huskarr.
What the hell is IN Haribo gummy bears?
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Hey Haribo are the best.
sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavoring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin. fyi gummy bears aren't vegetarian cause gelatin is obtained from various animal byproducts like bones, blood and skin. sorry if I ruined them for you.
When did I level up from wannabe scientist to actual scientist? and where are my skill points?
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Press C and you will see your char menu, you can put skill points there.
Since you said and tried a successful scientific experiment with the time galleon, you evolved from wannabe to real scientist.
What are roflcopters made of?
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Roflcopters are made of hilarium, laughing gas, a pilot that's been stoned out of his mind, various bad ideas from alcohol, and of course, a paint job from a dead Skywhale. Can't forget that.
How did we get from Gummy bears to Metaphorical flying machines within 3 posts?
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This is the pit I'm surprised we kept on the same topic for so long.
+10% on science or +10% on engineering?
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I'd say 10% on the science.
My excuse is if something breaks, you can blame it on the lack of engineering because you know more science.
You can't excuse the lack of science because science is eternal.
Nothing can go wrong with science.
(http://i.imgur.com/WDrrf8H.jpg)
Question: I have no idea what you are referencing. Please advise.
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Neither do I have any idea what are we referring to. Take a wild guess and believe that as the right answer.
Where can I find a text to speech device on the Internet that makes robotic voices?
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ok so I did some searching and didn't really find anything (sanctum2 has this kind of gimmick in it's in match chat though). ohh and I wasn't referenceing anything either.
I need a good book series to read anyone have suggestions?
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You want a short book series that can be read online for free?
Google "The salvation war"
Imagine a world in which Heaven and hell openly denounces all known religion AND tags on the fact that they will be coming to earth to enslave all of mankind.
What does mankind do?
Well this online book across multiple forum threads shows what happens when a medieval army from hell and a saint like Angel army from heaven "plays" war with MODERN MILITARIES.
First book is a war with Hell.
The second is a war with heaven.
Think of it like the Anime series "gate thus the JSDF fought there"
You want a steampunk adventure set in WW1 where the central powers use Walking tanks and Zeppelins against the allied powers of Beasts and organic weapons?
Try the Actual hard book of the "Leviathan series"
Three books total.
Also comes with Illustrations of Amazing quality.
You want a Airship adventure set in a time where Massive airships and zepplines rule the skies where a young boy takes his life further and further into the skies while pursuing a life of romance?
Try the hard books "Airborn series"
Also three books total.
Question: do any of those sound promising to your mad scientist mind?
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All three of those sound really interresting. I'll probably start with "The salvation war" and then read one of the other two depending on wich one is easier to get x.X
why do people think I know anime?
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Because you are giving rope to anime lovers like Skymonger and Luharis, on the forum, if you meant in real life, well, maybe you just.... Inspire anime knowledge?
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Hmmm it's probably two of my real life friends that are into anime colouring of on me.
When did I give rope to Skymonger and Luharis
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You didn't. You gave me false hopes, dreams, and ruined Haribo gummy bears.
But meh, life only sucked for 10 seconds after that.
Why do you think that I think you know anime?
I just dump references on people. Pretty sure you like that. Like all people.
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You have an anime profile picture
Would you say I know anime?
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I think you have a basic understanding of anime like me.
Why do I feel tired after nearly 11 hours of sleep
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After so much relax, your body get selfish and craves even more sleep, as maybe it has never tasted such a long sleep time.
Has anybody here studied philosophy?
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I have not, but y know...everyday in our lives is a philosophical question.
Why am I here?
Where will I be?
Am I happy with how things are?
What is happiness?
Is happiness based on love? Or is it Based on securing our place in society?
What is love?
Should I change? And is changing for the better?
What is better?
How IS it better?
Do I really want to continue this life in this way?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why am I here?
That is the question,
Feel free to answer it.
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Because you wanted to discover how was the GoIO forum.
How did you actually ended up on the forum?
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I'm a long time gamer. Gaming since I was 7 years old.
I'm about 19 now and all games that I linger on for long periods of time end up luring me to their forums.
It's become a habit of mine to look for a games forum to let me speak my mind, vent my rage, and aid in guiding the future of said game. Or at least try to.
If not, I usually find people worth talking to and to make a mental target if I see that person In game.
So with that...
If I see you in game...would you let me kill you? :L
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nope won't let you kill me cause I'm to 360noscopepromlg.
Will you let me fix your engines though?
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No because all the moonshine is back there.
You'd drink all of it.
WOULD YOU....eat a crow?
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Yes.
Can I cook him first?
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No. I want to see your face covered in red bodily fluids.
And black feathers. Can't forget the feathers.
Maybe chew on a leg while you are at it.
...do you think this was a relative of Crow of Cainhurst?
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You may not, but I do, and I am thoroughly displeased by this thought tho.
(http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-something-very-surprised-cartoon-crow-71251543.jpg)
Did ever anything good come out from communism besides the Red Army Choir and the Stalin memes?
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yup. First object in space, first living being in space and first human in space
why does everyone hate communism?
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While its concept is good, nobody have ever managed to put into practice this utopian plan, always making it degenerate in dictatorships.
E.g. Cuba with Fidel, Russia with Lenin, Stalin, Cina with Mao, et cetera.
Also, communism's plan to create an utopia would lead to stagnancy to a lot of sectors, also totally deleting the concept of self, making everyone behave like a hivemind, to me it would be fucking horrible.
You know the Borg? That's the plan that the communism plans for society, and that is also why it's very capable of failing, because if someone strong enough to challenge the hivemind arises, the utopia would become just a battlefield of white VS black, and the more of the "challengers" rise, the more it becomes a distopia, like a Borg civil war would be.
It leads in stagnancy in many fields, as already said, and many people, nowadays, hate (or so I hope) stagnancy.
As stagnancy I mean the lack of will to go forth and push the limits.
also
NEVER ASK POLISH ABOUT COMMUNISM, THEY ARE ABLE TO START A WITCH HUNT IF SOMEONE ONLY MENTION "COMMUNISM", AMERICAN ANTI-COMMUNISM SEEMS LIKE A JOKE COMPARED TO THE POLISH ONE
OH FLAK!
THERE THEY COME....
Illuminism or Romanticism?
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Romanticism.
I have bad memories regarding the illuminati.
Specifically in the form of a certain game.
What is the one thing you will never talk about no matter how many people prod you about it?
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Parties, because to boast about a party of yours is disrespectful of those who were not invited
Sex, because a real gentleman enjoys it but doesn't boast about it
Social Justice, because in Italy every and any discussion is an annoyance, as apparently nobody knows how to talk, but only to shout their opinion over the other person, believing that this will change something. And too many people are SJWs, if you get really angry and you manage to out-shout them they get scared and flee.
Everyone is ready to spew shit out of their mouth on others but are not to recieve it on them.
I'm sorry to be so tedious in my answer.
What is the right speed?
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7 the right speed is allways seven.
why do Americans not realise that the metric system is better?
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Because they believe that having a system named "Imperial" sounds cooler.
How the hell do you measure a Fahrenheit ? It doesn't make any sense!
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7 the right speed is allways seven.
You missed a perfect opportunity to say 88mph >_>
to answer your question crow. 32°F = 0°C
Why does everything have to make sense?
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everything has to make sense because "because magic/steampunk/sciencefiction" can't be the answer to everything. And because I'm apparently a scientist in the pit I have to find out the meaning of everything
what is the joke behind the 88mph?
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Why does everything have to make sense?
Sense making rated over is it, sense making without make would hard shit read to. we therefore obligated are sense make to.
Why are things that are un-common typically referred to as common? (IE. Common sense, common courtesy, etc etc.)
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everything has to make sense because "because magic/steampunk/sciencefiction" can't be the answer to everything. And because I'm apparently a scientist in the pit I have to find out the meaning of everything
what is the joke behind the 88mph?
We posted at the same time....
You don't know the reason for 88mph?!
Great Scott!!!
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Why are things that are un-common typically referred to as common? (IE. Common sense, common courtesy, etc etc.)
Because some time in history they were common, then no more.
Why have many Forum legends come back to life recently?
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we are never dead. just slumbering... waiting for the next wave... waiting for the fair winds and the clear skies... that and it's a fun game, and a good community... hard not to come back to it
Why do you view us as legends?
also,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/
you should watch this
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I see you as legends of the forum because you were very active when the game and the forum were just born, you have yourself the "it's Shink's fault" joke, that made me curious about the events that led to it, also Zill and Yiski were two of the most important writers of the Cantina, with their Skies saga.
Also by the forum I get that Zill was the type of player that would beat you brutally well.
Bows or crossbows?
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I feel like an utter fool for not getting the reference.
in any case bows have more range and more projectiles in the air, while crossbows are more powerful and easier to use (their also better in sieges, because you can jsut wait for your target with the crossbow loaded
Is it cool if I tell my future kids I met you shink?
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As cool as heat sink ammo in a flamethrower!
if you could change 1 thing in history, what would you change?
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I would change for the better the economical situation of the Roman Empire in 300 a.d., so that they wouldn't be in a crisis that would lead to malfunction in every branch of government and in the army, and that would influence the quality and quantity of Roman troops and people's cohesion during the next centuries, and thus changing effectively the world, because it would survive the destruction of the Empire at the hands of barbarians.
Yup, the world, because Middle East changed because of influence of both assholes from Europe and the Far East, the Far East during the last centuries had ties with Britain, that changed them forever, and America would be different today from what it is now, because, y'know, European colonisation.
How could you describe European colonisation methods?
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Terrible. Uncoordinated. Laughable.
At least to my history of The Brits colonizing America.
Though to be fair, this IS 15th or 16th century I believe, so not much else to say.
Roanoke was a disaster, no survivors, Colonists abandoned, no trace of what happened to them.
Jamestown. Death. Death. More death. Disease. Starvation. Frozen to death. Killed by Indians. And your livelihood is based on a drug that will kill you in another 20 years.
Fantastic right?
Plymouth, don't remember too much from my first semester college history.
Founded due to religious persecution.
That's hilarious.
-Question I need more friends. Would any of you be a friend?
I have candy.
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maybe
what's a friend
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I have no idea.
The term is empty to me.
How does one raise their spirits?
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Survive trough hardships, acquire knowledge and by learning to tell the truth to yourself.
OR
You play Dark Souls, then you will not need any training because the feeling of "not being killed again by a beef jerky zombie" is so satisfying that you will ascend to outer heaven.
You can instantly learn everything concerning a single subject, what would that subject be? Why?
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Math. Specifically the upper echelons of math, like calculus and trigonometry. Because I hate it, but need it for society.
...or at least a good job.
Have you ever considered joyriding in a tank?
How happy would you be?
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I did, indeed, consider this event.
I would reach the flakin' apotheosis of happiness.
If you could build any kind of building once, what would you build? Why?
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Vermilion City Pokemon Gym... b/c I want to watch people suffer through the garbage can puzzle over and over again mwahahahahaha....
What is the most interesting country/state/location you've ever visited?
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Dubrovnik, in Croatia, because its old city centre is in a DAMN BIG CASTLE!
Why is Rethburn called "the saint of the Pit?"
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This is merely conjecture, but perhaps rethburn is much more SANE compared to the rest of us.
As in, his mind is much more pure, or we think up of more fucked up things in the pit than him.
Why did you bring up rethburn?
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I was just re-reading out of boredom some old message walls where it appeared that to Azn the thought of leaving rethburn to write an end to it was terrifying, and I also remembered that once someone called him "the saint of the pit"
Why does it interest you?
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It does not. However, Rethburn is infamous for his erotic slash fiction. And his summoning ritual.
Who is the current Pit Lord?
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Senpai
What is the pit?
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(http://www.snagglebox.com/sites/g/files/g974646/f/201401/Sarlacc-Pit.jpg)
Who is Sempai?
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The person Luharis has a crush on.
Who are you crushing on Luharis?
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Obviously it's senpai.
You can CLEARLY make him out because he has a butthole shown above.
That sarlac pit is pretty explanatory.
But you know, Luharis will never say that he was was the cause of that butthole.
...since we are starting to break into NSFW topics, lets bring up my terrible question.
Hentai related.
-ever have that feeling where your mind detests the hentai (or porn, for you normals.) you are viewing because of its poor quality or story, but somehow your dick is still hard and hurting you?
Does it ever confuse you?
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I'm disgusted by this question, yet amused.
Even if you find them low quality, you'd need something that really disgusts you to make your "wingman" go limp, otherwise it will remain aroused until... I don't really know until when.
I probably didn't even understand that question.
WHO LET THE DOG OUT?
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I did. 8)
Why did I let the dogs out?
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I did. I cried havoc and unleashed the dogs of war, but due to budget reasons we only have one.
was that question supposed to be NSFW aswell?
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seven hells the mann. fine you released the dog, because it was treated in a cruel way.
who mistreated the dog
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IT WAS YOU WHO MISTREATED IT
ALL ALONG
What is the soundtrack that you will always hold dear in your heart and will almost make you cry?
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it's not a soundtrack, but more of a collection of songs. I usually have like one song that I connect subconsciously to a crush. And that song will forever remind me of her. So that play list would put a teary smile on my face.
am I wierd for doing this?
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We're all weird when visiting the pit. Just found out that you can break a chair with chopsticks (err... what did I say?)
Wub Wub?
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No. I quit that shit a long time ago.
Still dear to my heart, but all that wub wub was going to kill my mind.
...though at this point in time, I don't have a mind to kill anymore.
Should we start bringing out the NSFW topics?
Or do we ask the less rule breaking questions?
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The answer is KISS, always KISS.
If you misinterpreted my word and believe that I would give you a kiss, probably I would with an armoured gauntlet.
Will I have to slap you with a gauntlet or did you understand what I mean?
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Always/ keep it simple stupid.
That kind of KISS.
Now why do I have to know KISS?
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You don't.
Can I answer my own question?
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Yes, yes I can.
What do I do with 100 minerals?
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You build two SCVs to be the foundation of your Terran army.
Now are you prepared for a Zerg rush?
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No, but that's why my buildings can fly
How could you prepare for a Zerg rush?
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you nerf the zerg rush.
why are we talking star craft?
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It all began with Skybox's 100 minerals
Do you prefer roflcopters or lmaoplanes?
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None because laughing is dangerous.
They are both weapons of mass destruction.
What are your thoughts when you see this?
Should we start adding pictures to our questions?
(http://i.imgur.com/XYOkBkZ.jpg)
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please don't I can't do that on my phone and that's where I brows the forums most of the time.
why can't my phone do fancy things?
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Because your phone is a piece of crap.
And you should probably sell your soul for an IPad or Android tablet.
Huskarr senpai, will you sell your soul for electronics?
I know I did ;p
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I sold my soul for my sweet PC. Ohh and I sold it to Ser Steffen.
Is a tablet even usefull if one has a good PC and a phone that doesn't suck?
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No it isn't, I frequently visit the forum via-tablet because we have to use this techno-magical-bullshit to study at school, therefore I have it at hand's reach 90% of the time.
Unlike the pc.
Ultimately the answer is
N-FUCKING-O
Question: Can you even imagine the pain of studying on a tablet, and not with a book?
(I move in favour of the motion to post random images together with the questions.)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s280x280/e35/12940312_799264993540687_1045554152_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIzMDU1MTM1NDIzNzA0MTg5MA%3D%3D.2)
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I can.
BECAUSE I FUCKING DO IT IN COLLEGE ALL DAY.
Now tell me this.
Can you imagine PAYING for five Hard copy textbooks where ONE is worth 119 dollars?
(http://i.imgur.com/KEbFQpA.jpg)
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Nope I can't, because in all the uni's I've applied to students get scripts for free from teachers. We'll only have to pay administration fees which is like 50 € per semester
why is studying in America so expensive? (three cheers for free tertiary education in Europe)
(I am against this motion cause I'll feel excluded)
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According to some...teacher...I vaguely remember...
Supposedly America has a high standard of living and our food costs much much less compared to other countries.
Britain I hear has tiny ass cans of soda and expensive steaks compared to America. Or...Japan does?
F*ck there goes an example.
So they gotta make more money somehow. The best way happens to be ripping off the students on textbooks that only last for one semester before taking a different class. That's what I think.
Now have you considered dissolving your mind on anime drugs?
(http://i.imgur.com/HzEnSaa.jpg)
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Nope haven't considered them. Sleep and sleep deprivation are the only drugs I need. They take some time to kick in, but they're totally worth the wait.
Why can I not go to bed on time?
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Fate doesn't want you to maybe
Prefer fantasy or sci-fi?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lFjWA5w74nY/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Good question. Even though I love swords and magic, I'd have to go with sci-fi, due to my engineering and science fetish.
Best sci-fi universe?
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Warhammer 40K, in particular during the 31st millennium.
Because is always good having tens of thousands of troops armoured like light tanks, minirocket-shooting machine guns and kilometres long space ships adorned with gothic architecture.
I wanna hear moar about it tho, so let me pose y'all this question:
Favourite sci-if universe?
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/009b710347e09c5277b953e22c3c435d/tumblr_mlz9shDOIL1rji3x6o1_1280.png)
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I got Four favorite sci fi universes. With pictures later.
1. Warhammer 40k just like crow above. He's probably a space marine whore. So mainstream. So derpy.
I on the other am torn between the Imperial guard and their Baneblades and the Gray Knights of the Ordo malleus. So hard to choose.
(http://i.imgur.com/LvUEe6B.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/qNz7k5S.jpg)
2. Starcraft.
Terran siege tanks and battle cruiser support. F*ck your zerg rushes.
(http://i.imgur.com/pciaaxC.jpg)
3. Homeworld.
The entire story drips with pure love and all their units just tickle my heart.
(http://i.imgur.com/5S6DZTg.jpg)
4. And Finally, Warmachine. It's probably more fantasy than actually Sci fi but...
God, it looks like an ACTUAL STEAMPUNK VERSION of Warhammer! I'd...not be surprised if it was its distant cousin. So yummy. Mmmmmggghhh.
(http://i.imgur.com/VYKf0VH.jpg)
You triggered me.
Why did you trigger me?
It's bad to trigger people.
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(YOU ARE CONDEMNED FOR HERESY AND INSULT TO A SUPERIOR OFFICER!
WE ARE THE IMPERIAL GUARD WE ARE HIS HAMMER, AND WE ARE THE BEST AT OUR JOB:
WE DIE STANDING (https://youtu.be/mhqWHIq-aZw))
I triggered you because you are a heretic, as only heretics can be "triggered"!
If you were a gentleman, like me, you wouldn't get triggered, but you would throw an cultured tantrum!
If you were to name a planet, what name would you give it, and why?
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Nausicaa
Which is Greek for "Burner of ships."
It's a testament to a favorite anime I have watched a long time ago by hayato Miyazaki.
"Nausicaa of the valley of wind"
It's also a hidden meaning for how many space ships will burn and be tested to reach her in the distant stars. Seeing as how space travel, realistically, will take eons.
How did we go from determining our favorite Sci fi universe to naming planets?
Never mind. Time for the real question.
What is your favorite FANTASY setting?
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1st
THE fantasy world
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/1/1a/TN-The_White_Tree.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/240?cb=20080418061222)
2nd
Elder Scrolls
Quasi-realistic
Have a good chance to have a nice life
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/d/d8/The_impreial_citywiki2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110812181238)
3rd
World of Warcraft
Fuck adventurers, I wanna be a battleship captain!
(http://www.pcgaming-forum.com/forumimage/wow/art%20(14).jpg)
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You FORGOT A QUESTION AGAIN!!!
FUCK!!!
Time has stopped again! It's ok...it's ok...it's ok...let's just get huskarr again. HES the scientist who can unfuck time...yes yes yes...
DAMN IT CROW, GO GET HUSKARR!!!
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I'll just answer the question as well.
Witcher Saga
It is never boring, has serious science like magic, a Pantheon of badasses, and people who are not boring.
I personally would like to see a Crocodile Hunter type person in the Witcher Saga world.
Would you watch it if it was a show?
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Crocodile hunter... In the Witcher saga world...
Fascinating, to say the least, it would be.
Unfortunately, sure entertaining it would be, was it not for the fact that a horrible truly death would he meet.
Because, you know, Polish mithology brutal is.
What am I speaking like Yoda?
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Because not your first language, English is.
If they had enough people to continually host the show, would you watch it?
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Probably after the 23rd host's gruesome death I would drop it, but I hope that they take some competent guy as host, so that they may last for more than a few weeks, meaning that it would take multiple seasons to reach a death-count of 23.
So, yes, I would watch it.
Have anyone here ever seen Battlestar Galactica?
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I HAVE seen battlestar galactica.
Though, I regret not seeing the whole series. It's been an off and on kind of thing like dr. Who.
Don't know the schedules so I just watch it whenever it pops up. IF it pops up.
Now since we are on the topics of movies...
Dr Who?
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yes. I recently binge watched the ones since Eccleston with my family. I am still amazebazzeled. (Smith btw)
where can I find the "old" who episodes?
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No idea.
You are offered to have eternal life: you can't be killed by force, you can't die from diseases and you can only die when you yourself wish for it.
Do you accept this offer or not?
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If I have someone with me whom I like you'd get a yes if not a probably. One essentially has all the advantages of immortality with none of the drawbacks. Nigh endless time to do and watch things, and you can die once you cannot take it anymore.
what if you were offered immortality (no ageing and if you die to external force you heal über quick, but you keep all your memories
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That'd need a lot of thinking, because you are not share where you could end up that way, you'd need some super special power with that to prevent just becoming a human rock in the end of times.
This kind of immortality is truly scary, for a while it'd be wonderful to have, but in the long run it would make you lose your mind unless you are extremely strong willed.
Can someone make a question about a less thought-inducing topic?
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I can try.
does anyone have icecream for me?
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I do, it's in the fridge, on the lower deck, right next the forward-right Hwacha
Why do you want ice cream?
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cause it's hot and I like Ice-cream
what flavour?
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Chocolate, cream and gunpowder.
Do you prefer the taste of gunpowder or of blind loyalism? Which one is more fitting for a knight themed ice cream?
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The loyalism ice cream is more fitting for a knight.
why is it Monday tomorrow?
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Avast with this pitiful attempt to weaken my morale, lest you want me to get depressed.
Seriously, I don't know.
Katana, longsword or scimitar?
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Longsword. Katanas are overhiped and Scimtars make thrusting akward. Ohh and I like the practicality of a longsword.
Why you no offer Rapier?
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Because it's obvious that rapier is da bezt, so, to prevent people giving that as the obvious answer, I excluded it in the first place.
What kind of question could we ask now, I've temporarily run out of ideas?
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I don't know. Your brain is too small.
Shall we start considering removing your brain from your body and putting it in a tube?
Worked in fallout.
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No we shouldn't remove Crows brain. I tried that before. Neither body nor brain are alive now.(we need more radioactivity-caused mutations for this to work)
why are the Rydrs so promlg?
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Because they have played the game for so long, they became airheads.
Why does everything hurt?
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Because I made you drink three entire bottles o'shine, that's why.
What name would you give to a magical talking brick?
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Rocky
how do I become promlg?
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Kill a Rydr player and feast upon their body, this should put the promlgness in your body.
Why do you want to become promlg?
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Because I want to noscope every kid who yells "ready up!" in the lobby, including the referees that tells you to when the lobby timer has run out during SCS.
1+1?
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Fuck math.
Trust in science.
Science is eternal.
Now what can you achieve with science?
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you can un stop time. Proof read some pages earlier.
why do people hate maths, but love science? Maths is the basis for most scienes.
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Because people love to go all ''FUCK LOGIC YOLO''
that's why we are being so tollerant of various silly bulldung preachings as of late
Can I be rude?
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yes.
how rude will you be (does not affect my answer)?
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If this was https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/, I'd go all in becoming Hitler.
Although since this is the pit you have no other choice but to settle being the Stalin of puns. But I don't wanna taco'bout it, because of a-muse-ing gods' radar detection.
What makes you cringe?
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Total idiocy, total ignorancy, squirming vermin and early-teens-boy voices.
What does make YOU cringe?
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Humanity.
Why?
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The answer is always 7.
If you had an electric guitar, a complete dictionary of Ancient Greek language and a suitcase at hand's reach, what would you choose to hit an annoying person in the face?
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The chair I'm sitting on.
Has anyone actually hit someone with a chair?
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I have not.
I have hit someone with a shovel.
Turns out sweating profusely on your hands while trying to move dirt makes it pretty easy to throw...
Now that begs the question...
Was it on purpose?
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No, because sweat drops are hideous villains, that want to make you do stupid things.
So even if you didn't want to shove a shovel in someone's face, your sweat did.
Have you ever headbutted someone? Did you enjoy it?
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Sadly I haven't headbutted anyone. I did nearly brawl with my best friend, because we had an argument about who had the right answer in a history exam. Fun times.
what is the most ridiculous argument you have ever had with someone? (can be based on the consequences or the argument itself)
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Me and my best buddy, that do LARP, ended up arguing about what is better between a zweihander and a gladius.
It ended up with him being hit in the head by me with a wood branch, and me almost being skewered by a gladius.
Fun times were had.
Have ever your lighter revolted against yourself?
(http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1462771121737.gif)
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I have never done that, but I did set fire to a balloon filled with hydrogen and aluminium dust. the result was an explosion over my head followed by fire raining down to the floor.
And to give you my opinion on your argument. The Zweihänder wins. The reach advantage is too great . With the Zweihänder you can literally create a wall of sword in front of you and charge him down. Just make a figure 8 movement with the sword and charge (this was used against pike formations). The gladius would only stand a chance in close quaters, the Zweihänder can still half sword then though. If you know you will fight take the biggest weapon you can still wield effectively. If it's a weapon of self defense that you would carry around all day the gladius is better, because you will have a lot of fun carrying a sword as tall as you around.
~edit: fuck formating. enjoy your wall of text
what is your favourite sword?
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I really like zweihanders, rapiers, and longswords in general but also I have a soft spot for sabres.
What is yours then?
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Rapier, Longsword and sabers. I also really like the Langmesser (rapier best though).
You do Hema?
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I might sometime, (rapier is bae). I do sport fencing with my school. I specialize in epee although I'm half decent in all three weapons. (I know what your thinking and it really DOES teach you how to swordfight, at least epee does).
DO you prefer cutting style or thrusting style?
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Dunno. Depends on what I'm using.
why do people not appreciate the Flare gun
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Because 80% of people don't have a rig strong enough to tank a massive flare barrage.
Have you ever flown a full flare Mobula?
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even though I am one of the pro mlg flare people of this game I haven't been on full flarebula. So sad
wanna go flarebula with me? the flare has been fixed people shouldn't crash anymore
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You've missed out on so many opportunities.
When will your time come?
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Once I deserve my title again. I need to git gudder.
who will help me git gud with the flare again?
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Certainly not me, as I personally need to git gud-er with my beloved galleon
Are scared by a short range, double burst-Hwacha barrage?
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No. Because no matter what, I'm not gunna die by a volley of high explosive projectiles to the face.
Now can you guys speak English or are you Stoned out of your minds?
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we were talking english the whole time.
We just have interests that arent related to guns of Icarus
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Where's the question?
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He planned to make you make the question all along.
Such is the power of a wannabe scientist.
Why is Kant so painful to study?
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Because he is Emanuel Kant. Philosophers don't need reasons.
why did I forget to ask a question?
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Because somehow your mind broke half way between What is..?
And What isn't...?
In the the end it was just as meaningless as Crows third cousin.
The Swan.
But that begs the question...
IS the Swan crows cousin?
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No, it's some guy called Emanuele, that I may have seen once in my entire life
Do you have any relative that you have almost never seen?
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I was that relative for four years until I moved back to Germany (I lived in south Africa with my dad, away from my siblings and mom and extended family).
Is it wierd that I have more patriotic feelings for Chaladonia than for Germany?
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Not at all, because Chaladon actually has right now explicit ideals, unlike nowadays Germany
How does one socialise?
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You speak.
Warum ich bin Der Mann , wenn ich nicht Deutscher bin ?
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Ne.
Zašto pričaš na njemačkon jeziku, ako niste njemački?
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qué?
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Stupido señor! Yo estaba hablando croato!
Ahora yo estoy hablando en español, quo yo habe estudiado hace cinco años.
Perchè stiamo parlando in molteplici lingue?
Ora manca solo Schwalbe che parla polacco!
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Je pourais aussi parl des autre langue.
(Mr. Disaster est aussi Polonaise)
Sogar im selben Post. Welche Sprache sollte ich als vierte Sprache lernen?
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Let us post in english now, this is getting silly.
As a work-useful language you could learn Arabic, it's a pain in the arse, but Saudi Arabia has a lot of job opportunities for skilled people.
If you want some other European language you could learn russian (I assume you know German, English and French), only it's not quite as useful nowadays as it was some decades ago.
Have anyone here played Dark Souls 3?
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No :'(
Why do people charge so much for some scripts and fancy graphics called a Game?
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Because when it comes to imagination and fantasies, we want the very BEST to escape the mundane and utterly demeaning thing called LIFE.
And that's why people like to game. Like games.
For me, it allows me to connect to other people that I would otherwise never speak to and never talk to openly and weirdly. Life doesn't let me be myself without being judgemental.
And so that begs the question.
Game graphics or Game mechanics? Which has more priority?
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Mechanics obviously, good graphics will never be a malus, but VERY good mechanics usually make up for them.
Take as an example those madmen that play Dwarf Fortress, the graphic is almost literally shit, but the mechanics are top-notch in that field.
Do you like being judgmental?
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yes I like it. *Insert witty and fitting anecdote*
why am I so tired?
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You had to work.
Currently working right now.
Or it might be the perfect conditions for a nap and you are Resisting
SUBMIT.
Now...is it a bad idea to pour this monster energy drink into this tall cup of green tea frapp from Starbucks?
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Probably not. I've seen people do worse by pouring energy drink into a bowl and blend it with cereals. But otherwise I would've ordered coffee instead, but this works as an alternative if you're feeling funny.
What's your favorite tea?
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Earl grey
Do you eat cookies with the tea ?
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America has poor parings with tea.
I can't find tea cookies. Unless you count Oreos...but let's not go there.
Brits LOVE their tea.
And so do I. BUT there are so many. What should I pick?
RECOMMENDATIONS YOU WANKERS.
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Earl grey
Why is tea the answer to everything?
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Tea is the answer to everything, because tea is amazing. There are so many different types of tea, so that there is a tea for every situation.
why are there no tea connoisseurs?
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Because tea isn't a very popular beverage.
It is famous, but not popular.
Are englishmen automatically tea connoisseurs?
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I don't think I am qualified to answer this one.
Where is the mann when you need him?
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Looking at himself in the mirror wearing his pink dynamite hat.
Did you know that the new Battlefield game is done in WW1?
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I knew that.
I'm prepared to whore myself out to get it. Hopefully it's not console exclusive. Those always piss me off.
How do feel about it being WW1 styled?
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That they will still get wrong every and any aspect of trench warfare, and it will devolve in the usual "run 'n gun" thingie, also, they said that it was WW1 in alternate history, so you can especially a lot of shenanigans going on.
What comes to your mind hearing this (https://youtu.be/qyJurX5LPN0)?
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God FUCKING damnit CnC:RA2 Russia.
Why? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A)
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I can't give you an answer. My mind is still trying to unfuck itself at the shear idiocy.
So respectfully fuck you shade for putting me through the pain.
But...in all seriousness, humanity does stupid shit for the sake of making others laugh.
It's visibly shown in vines EVERY SINGLE DAY. And I hate every second of it. There's literally no point for vines other than to be THIS AMALGAMATION of IDIOCY.
So to question this is to question our own humanity.
But... You have no idea what you have triggered shade.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-05-08/takashi-taniguchi-onara-goro-project-gets-tv-anime-shorts-starting-in-july/.101897
(http://i.imgur.com/mEh80aH.jpg)
In English...this is a "Fart Goro" it's not a penis. So don't be so hasty.
Would you watch it?
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No.
Would you?
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No. I've seen too much from hentai and doujins.
Plus manga in general.
I don't have a stable mind in general, but that doesn't mean I violate it like a dead horse every second.
That said...why do I keep saying I have a broken mind?
What do you think happened to me to create such a messed up mind?
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Boredom, I say it got broken by sheer boredom.
How could you describe me?
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You are a British bird.
A drunk British bird that gets drunk off of moonshine and currently employed as a male stripper in the pit.
...if you were looking for a serious answer, you shall not get one from me. I make it a personal point to NOT JUDGE nor DESCRIBE other people.
Would someone else Describe you?
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Crow of Cainhurst:
An italian warhammer fan. Studying or still in school at the moment. You fly a Galleon with the name "Dies Irae". You have an interesting taste in music from the youtube links you post down here.
What do you people think of me?
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A fully ladened swallow who complains about moonshine too much xD
Why do my engineers hate it when I bring moonshine?
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Maybe it's because you get yourself drunk on moonshine and sing.
And let's face it. Bards don't sing....well.
Sorry about that Mann.
Do you need a tissue?
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A bard never cries, he sings his sorrow.
How would you describe me?
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"D'ya like Dawgs?"
Do you?
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nope cat person.
meow?
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NO BAD KITTY.
STAY AWAY! CATS ARE EVIL.
EVIL I TELL YOU
EEEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/s1BP83r.jpg)
I mean look at the end result. There's something manipulative in the minds of those Hairy fur balls.
But let's take a trip down memory lane.
Does anyone remember where this image came from?
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No...
What is it?
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This is from a show named "Codename: Kids next door" back when Cartoon Network showed GREAT cartoons and not unintelligent rejects of Cartoons like Clarence, uncle grandpa, and Teen titans go.
....2002 actually. 14 years ago.
It's probably not shown in other countries anymore or at all actually.
Think of it as an Army of pre teen children fighting against Teenagers and Adults with weapons they made out of anything they could find. Like Laser rifles out of soda bottles and flashlights, to Spaceships out of wrecked Schoolbusses.
Now that I think about it...THIS is where your Classy conversations came from originally Mann.
(http://i.imgur.com/QQQLrAY.jpg)
Does this ring a bell now?
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Not really...
Maybe I am just a little too old. I didn't watch television and I mainly use computers these days.
Am I old school? 8)
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probably not
Also why is that kid in the picture grey? It doesn't match the rest of the drawings...
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I suppose it was for emphasis.
His name is "numbuh 1" and yes. That's INTENTIONAL and he's the leader of the band in the picture. From "numbuhs 2-5"
Maybe the grey skin was to make him stand out...not that it really added to anything.
They were all color coded after all.
Do you feel old?
Because this show is only 14 years old...can't be THAT old Mann.
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I thought I have seen that old hag somewhere!
I actually have seen that tv show when I was a little crowling.
I don't feel old, rather, I feel to be young, almost too young.
I don't know what to ask, do you have any idea?
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Yeah. I know what to ask.
It's easy.
I'm currently in the midst of binge watching through four different Animes in one sitting. I also plan on watching a complete walk through of an old game series on YouTube named parasite eve.
To tag onto that, I also plan on reading through 11 volumes of a light novel online.
And I can't forget to watch all those new YouTube videos that got uploaded, and listen to all the new songs that showed up in the past week.
Oh. And Manga. Can't forget that. I think 5 of my mangas got updated.
I also need to check on War thunder...Hang around GOI, get ready for the Spread your wings event on Wednesday....Oh. I should also think about finishing those three visual novels I have sitting on my computer...four actually.
And I can't forget about drawing some new pictures and uploading them to here and deviant art.
Tell me. How far do you think I will get before I remember I need to eat?
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You can actually do everything without eating, you just need the will to do so.
I, for example, wanted to see the old episodes of that famous series called "Berserk", that lasted for a total of 8 hours.
See them all in the same day.
No food was needed.
Am I strange?
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No.
Have you considered that humanity was strange?
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Unfortunately, that is the one thought that never leaves my sad and melancholic mind.
What would you prefer to play between an organon and an electric guitar?
-
If you meant an organ...I'd rather play on an electric guitar.
Aside from my electronic antics of Dubstep and nightcore fueling my mind, Heavy metal remains pretty close to my heart.
Especially that game Brutal legend. Mmmmmmmrrrrgggghhhhhh. Never gets old.
Fighting an army of Devils?
Or fighting an army of Angels?
Which would fall easier under mankinds guns?
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Fighting devils, because they are spooky scary, and mankind have a thing for shooting spooky scary things.
Also, angels would come from the sky, AA is strong nowadays, but not as strong as Air to Ground and Ground to Ground weaponry.
(Inb4 Self nuking when overrun by devils)
Why did you make such a question? That was not random, that was SUPER-random!
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Because Skymonger is random as fuck. Oh and there is an online book series about that, that Skymonger recommended to me.
Why am I so overleveled in story based RPG's? (looking at you witcher 3 amd Dragon age inquisition)
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Because you are not playing at "Certain death" difficulty levels.
Is DA: Inquisition a game worth getting?
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I liked the game. I think that the skills trees were pretty meh. I loved the ones from DA 2. The character creation is really nice and the story is good as well. The dlc story is set up nicely and you don't actually have to buy it to finish the main story. Romance options are nice and I think there is a character for everyone. Combat is the same principle as the previous ones, but less tactical. I played it with a controler, because I found the controls for keyboard and mouse a bit derpy.
Why do I have the feeling most of us forum people spend more time here than in the game.
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Because it may actually be case.
I do in fact spend more time on the forums than in the game, that's why I'm still at a under 20 level in every class.
What's the most annoying political figure in your country that you see continuously on tv?
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well I don't watch tv, cause internet is better. Probably Trump and every single AFD (a german right wing party that is borderline extremist and the amount of votes they recive is pretty scary) party member.
why are people stupid enough to vote people like Trump?
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I believe that such is their course of action because of the lack of a good candidate.
Was I an American I would see Crux, Rubio, Hillary, Bernie and Donald like:
A Canadian joke, a Mexican joke, a traitor, a money-poor joke and a money-rich joke.
Now I gave myself an idea, how could you describe jokingly with a maximum of 4 words someone?
Use people like the Mann as a test ground, or even me, since I'm a meme.
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Flare-crazy-scientist-engineer. There we go I'm easy to do.
who else?
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Skymonger... Mhhh. I don't know how to describe joke him.
Carn on the other hand: Explosive anglean bored madman.
What is your favourite music band?
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Die Ärzte, Kraftklub (german punk rock both of them), Miracle of sound (hard to pin down, but epic) and Passenger
I wonder when my pizza will be ready?
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Approx 35 minutes after you ordered it
What kind of pizza did you order?
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I like to order a bacon chicken ranch pizza from dominos every now and again.
In addition to a Spinage sausage pizza with white sauce and a regular old Bacon pizza.
Plus soda.
Gotta feed me and my brothers after all. The whole thing costs about 26 dollars.
Still. Is your pizza here yet huskarr?
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It was here 25 minutes ago. and delicious I orderd MAgaritha.
why do americans have wierd pizza?
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That is not pizza, they call like that, but is actually just bread with random things slapped on top of each other.
Why does the pineapple "pizza" even exist?
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Apparently because it does. But if you call THAT pizza weird, there are pizzas more nasty.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/91221278/Swedish%20pizza%20ftw.jpg)
This is a banana curry pizza. A common pick In Sweden, among other strange types you can choose from such as pizza with French fries ontop???
Have you ever tried Swedish pizza?
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There is a common joke among Italians about food: southern than Sicily, eastern than Croatia, western than Piemonte and northern than the Alps, the food is probably going to look bad, go further and it will taste bad, even further on it will kill you.
So no, I have never eaten Swedish pizza, nor have I ever been there.
How many emo do you need to change a lightbulb?
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the answer is infinite, as 0 emo's will change the light bulb because emo's like the dark.
Can you into Huskarr maths?
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Yes.
Yes?
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Scone.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Scones_cream_jam.jpg/1024px-Scones_cream_jam.jpg)
Would you like some Jam with that Scone?
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No, otherwise every comm system in the room would get jammed.
Did you comb the desert?
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Nope, I brushed it.
Why do I brush deserts, but only comb my hair?
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You don't produce enough dandruff to make a desert.
Why did you not make a Spaceballs reference there?
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Probably because he doesn't know it.
Ludicrous speed?
-
We're going plaid!
Did you want the special?
-
Actually, I don't, but I'd like to know one thing.
Where can I find, for scientific purpose, the infamous fan fiction made by Rethburn?
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Consult Searxh engine senpai at the top right hand corner.
I bet typing rethburn will give you about...oh...8700 posts to sift through?
Or you could look through the gallery and cantina. There's only about 250 topics to look through.
What scientific purposes will searching up rethburns Hot and steamy fanfiction hope to solve?
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It's classified data, but I think I can tell you that is something among the lines of "ending world hunger".
Why do you want to know? Are you a spy?
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I don't want to know, what the scientific purpose of the research is.
I want to know why I was not consulted.
Why did no one ask me about the scientific research?
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Because this research is more akin to liberal arts and not fringe science.
If you had 5 minutes alone with Michael Bay, with no repercussions, what would you do to him?
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Make him become an explosion effect
Why Michael Bay?
-
Because of what he did to turtles and robots.
What is the dumbest thing you know that actually happened?
-
If you consult Vine...
and Ill leave it at that.
Boredom and persistent melancholic feelings of unmotivation constantly Plague me.
How does one combat this?
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I don't know, maybe say "fuck this I gotta do stuff, I have no time to be depressed" and then do something.
Would you ever play an electric guitar while surfing on top of the turret of a Panzer III?
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"This answer has been removed, because what happens in the Lightning Thiefs stays in the Lightning Thiefs"
Has anyone else been on a buffed sqiud going full speed through partian while listening to the Indiana Jones theme on TS?
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No, but once got my engineers to buff my Squid's engines, then burned moonshine. We were on dunes. I swear we went across half the map in a second.
Have you ever done that?
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No and I don't want to do that. Mainly because I am the main engie most of the time. Moonshine and Hwatchas are my arch nemesises (or whatever the plural of nemesis is).
Why do people just keep burning moonshine? Because it is mathematically impossible to keep the engines fixed.
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Nobody should constantly burn it. You should only ever use it in bursts.
Do you not like high speeds Hus?
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I don't dislike high speed, I just value the 4 light engines lives more than the captain being able to go "brum brum I 'm so fast." You can use moonshine appropriately on any ship as long as it's not the squid.
Will you object to being murderized by me if you ever are on a squid with me as main and you using 'shine?
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Yes I would, and my objection would be to burn hydrogen too, so that both the engines and the balloon die.
What ship benefits the most from a drought chute?
-
I suggest a mobula.
Or any ship high enough to warrant the use of dropping like a sack of potatoes.
...mmm...potatoes...
If I was moving backwards at full speed.
Then decided I needed to go forward quickly...
Would burning moonshine allow me to change that better than kerosene or is it dependent on the ship type?
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Moonshine is better, the answer is always moonshine.
Faster, better, drunker.
Should we make real questions or keep asking silly ones?
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Doesn't really matter. Sometimes I feel the need for asking a proper question and in other cases I want to be as retarded as possible when typing a silly question.
In any video game, what was the most brutal rage you ever had to experience?
-
On a general daily basis?
Heroes and generals as a Tanker.
You had many things against you every single game.
- overpowered Infantry Anti tank.
- Tanks handled like drunk Russians with their cars.
- a lack of a proper armor system.
- every single thing on the battlefield could obstruct a tank. Like a wooden fence. Or tiny rock.
- limited tank spawns.
- Infuriating Maintenance costs everytime you died.
- limited view to first person. Which wouldn't be so bad if getting shot out of the tank wasn't punished so harshly.
Worst rage ever?
War thunder. As tier 5 tanker.
I actually started a fight with my brother from dying to a T54 spam.
Something I hadn't done in 12 years.
No joke.
So. What is YOUR worst rage. In...anything really?
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My brother's an asshole, so it gets a lot to make me rage, since his behaviour helped me gain a lot more self control.
Some of the most stupid times I raged were:
I was playing Pokemon platinum some(/many?) years ago, I had to defeat the same Gym Leader 6 times because I forgot to save after I was done playing for 4 times, and the remaining two because my Nintendo DS ran out of power mid-fight.
The DS flew across the room and crash landed on the wall.
Surprisingly enough it was still functioning.
Planetside 2:
I played as the New Conglomerate, because I liked their ideology and their BFGs that had a lot of dakka, I died 7 times, immediately after respawn because some betrayal shenanigans happened and everybody was friendly firing.
All the while we were under heavy siege by Vanu armoured corps.
The mouse was thrown into the air and flew across the room.
Crashlanded on the floor.
It exploded, like pieces flying around.
Hysterical laughters were had.
I was translating a story from Ancient Greek:
Nothing had sense,I was tired, very stressed, hadn't been sleeping well all the week.
I threw both my book and my notebook in the air. My brother was passing by, attracted by my acculturated tantrum, the flying book hit him in the belly, the notebook in the nuts.
He acted like he died after a critical hit and I just facepalmed.
That should be all from my part I think.
No, wait.
Iremember, once at a school party I was waiting to get something to eat, a guy started bothering my brother. I told him to stop, he insulted me, I kept telling him to stop and fuck off, he kept insulting me and my brother.
Then I called him "faggot".
He answered "So I like your mother."
'A famiglia nun se tocca.
I gain multiple knightly levels of raging stupidity is someone insults my family, so I answered to that offence very knightly.
I punched him in the face, and then kept punching him 'till some moderators came and dragged me away.
We were roughly the same size, but he was more robust.
Laughs were had.
Now, this is some nice topic to get some stories, so...
What are your worst rage moments in-and-outside of gaming?
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What are your worst rage moments in-and-outside of gaming?
In Starcraft 2, its when I accidentally select all my workers and pull them off the mineral and vespene gas lines.
In real life its when I ask someone a "what if" question and they say "that wouldn't happen though".
Can you figure out where my forum profile picture came from?
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Oh definitely, that is from a YouTube animator
Called um...
Carbotanimations I believe.
Now I can't tell what that little guy is specifically. I'm debating between a Ghost from Starcraft or a Spacemarine from Warhammer as guesses
Of course I bet you will correct me in another...hour or so.
So. Who is that little guy?
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Always ready to correct! :P
The unit is the Reaper from StarCraft 2. Also, nice job on the animator, didn't think anyone would get it.
The episode where I got the picture was here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsT09BEvx4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsT09BEvx4)
What YouTube channels do you watch?
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Primarily it's anime and game channels.
Because...that's what I am.
People like lost pause, the anime man, markiplier, jacksepticeye, einshine, thepropagandacast akidearest, mistychronexia.
But...if you also count my music channels, it's vocaloids, nightcore, and quite possibly heavy metal soon.
YouTube. Just YouTube.
What is on YouTube for ya?
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Except the absolutely shitty videos in the "what's hot" section?
Music videos, principally of Two Steps From Hell (the name's quite edgy, but the music is good).
Gaming videos, mainly of Dark Souls and various RTS games.
Also some other more niche channels.
[Gotta love Carbot animations, my fav video from him will always be Stracraft 2:ZvZ]
Who called in the fleet?
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The VIP, so that they defend it.
What is Zuka sauce?
-
Apparantly its fish with foie Gras sauce.
No idea what that means though.
Im content with deep frying the shit out of that fish and serving it with a side of buttered toast, french fries, and Tartar sauce.
From Fish place preferably. No need to be Fancy.
Which reminds me.
What is the Fanciest place to eat that you can think of that is WITHIN your budgets?
And that you have eaten at once or twice?
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Well I'm only 18 so I still live with my parents and don't have a budget. If I go to a place with friends it's usually a pizza place.
Anyone have some nice recipes I can use?
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Google.
If an Airship and all its crew die with no one else around,
Does it make a cool explosion?
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Ships always make cool explosions.
Especially when no one is around.
Real milk or soy milk?
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Real milk.
@the mann: I see what you did there. It is on.
What is the square root of pi?
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Rainbow.
Bruh?
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1,7724538509 you started with a quantum physics question the mann.
you give up then?
-
Tiss only a scratch
What do I count to before I throw the Holy Hand Grenade?
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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If I recall correctly, African swallow is ~9m/s and European ~11m/s.
So, which one? African or European swallow?
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both.
Is it ok to answer a question with a question?
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No. For every question answered, there are always a thousand more questions left to answer.
By answering these questions with even MORE questions, then you are left with a cycle of confusion and effectively making this thread null and void.
We wouldnt get anywhere and slowly degrade our sanity and souls trying to break the barbaric cycle till we give up and breakdown in tears.
...so please...dont.
Now...i say that as an answer, but knowing how humanity dosent really give a damn about warnings that some random person on the internet says...
You would ignore me wouldnt you?
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Yes I would. 8)
What is the airspeed of a fully ladened Pyramidion with large crates of swallow on route to Anvala?
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74 Giraffes per second
How many helicopters do you need to ram-kill and elephant
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An African or a European helicopter?
-
Does it really make any difference?
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Not really.
Why not just blow it up?
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Because doing such things with a simple rank and file weapon off the black market takes a certain level of fanaticism, desperation, and an acceptance of dying suddenly, prematurely, and meaninglessly should you screw up.
But you know...such acts of agression arent impossible.
Look at this guy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PrM7YQsDIJw
Why would you try to shoot out an attack helo?
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With, like, a Javelin AT missile?
No. Stinger? Yeah sure.
If you had a choice of any fictional vehicle, complete with crew, secondary vessels, on board weaponry, etc, and unlimited fuel what would it be?
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An Armored Core from the homonimous vg series.
What's sillyer: big robots punching each other, or space cows behaving like cops? Why?
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Well you're a dick.
I mean, you know about Kojima particles, right?
Also, I'd pick either an Imperial Battleship, or a mark XXXIII Bolo tank.
In answer to your question;
Large robots punching each other, because ffs just put missiles or guns on it
Space cow cops could legit be an alien race
If you could travel to any one fictional universe and back at will, which would it be
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Eleven universes.
Because f*ck you shade i do what i want to the fourth wall of dimensions. You cant contain the sky.
1. The Warhammer universe. (40k AND medieval one.)
2. The Warmachine universe.
3. The Hyperdimensia neptunia universe.
4. Kabaneri of the iron fortress universe.
5. Heavy object universe.
6. Homeworld universe.
7. Kantai collection universe.
8. Panzer waltz universe
9. Airborn universe.
10. Leviathan book universe
11. Gate thus the Jsdf fought there universe.
Now...id enjoy explaining what all these universes are...but i doubt you guys would give enough of a crap to read a wall of text. I wouldnt, so i wouldnt blame ya.
If you do care...
Use google sensei. He works fast.
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1. know it
2. know it (fuck yeah Warjacks)
3. know it (neptune is adorable)
4. explain pls
5. Baby Magnum FTW
6. Explain pls
7. Shimakaze or Yamato... Not sure which I like better
8. explain pls
9. explain pls
10. fuck yes. I would love to have the Beowulf or Alek's Stormwalker
11. FUCK. YES. GATE. Such an awesome series.
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I shall explain for we have a media enthusiast here :D
4. Kabaneri of the iron fortress is a 2016 anime where we have Steampunk, Nuclear powered armored trains, and Freaky zombies in an industrial era feudal japan...so...samurai mixed in with Steam guns and cannon.
Its coming from the people who made the Anime Attack on titan so... GORE A PLENTY.
6. Homeworld is a game on steam where we, as an exiled race of humanity on a dusty old backwater dying planet, discover a space wreck with ancestral ties to their true homeworld and set off to return to their place of origin.
...course...they have to fight the empire that exiled them to begin with.
8. Panzer waltz, or metal waltz, is a chinese based game coming over to america that can be downloaded for free on a android phone.
Think of Kantai collection. But with Tanks being the girls, not ships.
9. Airborn is a three book series set in a world where Airships and Zeps dominate the skies and not airplanes. We follow a respectable young boy with no fears of flying 20,000 feet above sea level as he tackles Pirates! Corrupt organizations in the upper stratosphere, SPACE, and most importantly, ROMANCE. all while seeing fantastical creatures you wish actually existed.
Now, does any of those sound good?
Did i do a good job explaining?
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4. Kabaneri of the iron fortress is a 2016 anime where we have Steampunk, Nuclear powered armored trains, and Freaky zombies in an industrial era feudal japan...so...samurai mixed in with Steam guns and cannon.
Its coming from the people who made the Anime Attack on titan so... GORE A PLENTY.
I must research this for.... research purposes.
Freaky Zombies?
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Well...supposedly you can only kill them by piercing their freakishly obnoxious glowing heart in plain sight. Yet its apparantly hard to do because their heart is surrounded in a cage of Iron, and Armor piercing rounds isnt that widespread. Though...the latest episode has them being blown the fuck up with Mortars.
At this moment they come in three flavors, your normal hordes from hell that run and ambush, ones that demonstrate combat prowess with weapons and machines, and...my favorite, a giant collection of zombies that behaves like a single beast. Bring a Train gun.
What kind of research purposes?
-
Oh wait shit, by Kenneth Oppel?
I KNOW THAT SERIES
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Ahhhh! There are two questions active in this thread and none of the two answered!
PAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIC!
Have anyone seen the recent Warcraft Movie?
-
It was meh
For the Horde or For the Alliance?
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Alliance, because gnomes are the bestate engineers.
Why do new players always pick dunes?
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Because they don't know any better.
Where do I put the lime?
-
Lemonade.
Can you think of a reason other than "Long Range and Mobulas" for why Dunes is a good map.
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Can you think of a reason other than "Long Range and Mobulas" for why Dunes is a good map.
Desert Scrap and mines
What do I put in the coconut?
-
Copious amounts of meat.
But...why?
-
Do not question the But. The But is love, the But is life.
If Muse is omniscient, omnipotent, and benevolent, why is there such suffering in the game?
-
Because ignorant belief in a god leads to human conflict and emotional suffering.
Takes a more competant and intellegent kind of humanity to tolerate that your god might not exist and the others might. Same thing for them.
Then there are people like me, who dont give a shit.
No one likes to be wrong after all.
Now...why did i suddenly get all judgemental and religious all of a sudden...?
Did i ruin someones day?
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Nah. Pretty much same attitude as you.
WHY IS NO ONE COMPLETING THE REFERENCE
-
I don't know. Maybe because we ran out of bounty or lime.
Why is there hay on the floor?
-
For nasty, nasty horseshit.
Why is there so much poop in the hay?
-
Because Koali was supposed to muck out the stalls, and he hasn't been around in awhile.
Who hired Koali to clean the stables?
-
I ban Huskarr for hiring Koali
Where is Koali?
-
No idea.
Who IS koali?
-
Koali is the pet name for Carn's sentient left testicle.
Why hasnt Koali removed the horse poop?
-
Because Koali is an actual player.
Why am I surprised no one got the reference?
-
Becouse nobody really cares about who Koali is.
Why is a frequent poster like Koali so forgettable?
-
Because Koali hasn't been seen in some time.
Where is Koali?
-
Performing wombo combos.
Why is the Why So Serious person acting like a novice player on this thread.
-
Because its the pit.
But whats wrong with the pit?
-
Everything and nothing
What reference was Huskarr going for?
-
No idea
why u no liek teh classics
-
I like classics, like Cicero, Caesar, Shakespeare and Descartes.
Do I make a question and therefore I am?
-
No, you are fantasy.
Are we dancer?
-
Yes.
Do you even waltz, bro?
-
No, I Samba
are you mad?
-
As in angry?
Not currently.
As in insane?
Obviously.
Which one did you mean?
-
I mean insane
What is the meaning of madness?
-
Well...you asked the right person given my experience with a mental hospital.
Madness is an emotional outburst isolating a person from society because they are deemed "dangerous" or "different" from society and the cause of their madness is FROM not being able to keep up with society.
Or its from something personal, like a badfamily.
Or its from a trauma.
Or it might not even have a cause, it just happens
Basically its one of the results of an emotional and mental turmoil that eats away at you over time.
Then some part of you dies on the inside and your actions become rather...scary.
You might hear voices, you probably will want to forget everything, you might develop some kind of horrifying fetish, and violence on a broad scale is within your level of morals.
Because well...you are dead on the inside and you just want SOMETHING to end.
...thats not from any definition and i just thought that off the top of my head.
Probably scared someone off. Depressing and credible sounding isnt it?
Now...I said all of this, now why do you think i know all of this?
I said experience with a mental hospital, but what experience do you think that is?
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Because I like anticlimatic things I'll go with a distant relative of yours was in a mental hospital once.
Am I right?
-
Maybe, just not about tanks from WW1.
How distant is Skymonger's supposed relative?
-
That all depends on if you meant emotionally, genetically, or physically.
Can you clarify for us?
-
Nope.
Should I try anyway?
-
Go ahead.
Will you?
-
I will not.
But to clarify it was not a distant relative but within my immediate family. Younger brother. Suicide attempt.
Why am I not sleeping?
-
You are scared of what awaits you on the other side of the veil.
What haunts Skymongers dreams?
-
I don't know, but I know my flares haunt Sunskin's dreams.
Why does no one realise the genius of flare on 3?
-
Because unless you have a steroid munching computer, you screw yourself over.
Why does nobody do Mine Madness Monday anymore?
-
Because flares have been fixed and they don't munch gpu's anymore. That is why no one does MMM anymore.
what gives you nightmares?
-
Darkness and deep water.
Also failure and being unwanted.
Why am I pathetic
-
Correction, you are not pathetic. There is just someone better than you and its making you feel pathetic.
The is the basic underlying reason as to why we hate ourselves for not being good enough.
Its that there is someone who snobbishly or unintentionally makes you aware of your faults via insults or actions.
Been down that road before. And im still walking said road.
Now...who is that person that makes you feel pathetic?
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myself
my friends
my teachers
they're all nice people but goddamnit they are so much better at life than me
Anyone got anything to cheer me up?
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(http://puu.sh/lK14A/f1d7406861.jpg)
Did that cheer you up?
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Yes, thanks
Why does the Mann suck at photoshop (jk)
Can someone else salute the Mann?
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Fine...i have done so.
Only because i respect him as a Batshit crazy squid pilot that tortures engineers with his Manaical piloting.
And his engine burns.
AND HIS ENGINE BURNS.
AND HIS ENGINE BURNS....
Respectfully F*ck you mann.
Why have i been traumatized by Manns flying?
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Moonshine on a Squid.
Why do Engineers hate Moonshine?
It's actually not all that bad to deal with, even when abused.
It's only when it's relentlessly used, chaining you to the engines, that it's bad
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People dis' ma style yo! 8)
Moonshine for days! ;)
Why do my engineers respect me so much?
-
Because your utter and complete madness makes up for the fact that you had moonshine and kerosine in the same match today.
Who allowed you to become a mod The Mann?
-
All the people who rated me on Tinder.
Watermelon?
-
Crawl. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDqu8Gu70k)
Fav genre of music?
-
Alot of people wont accept it but...
Nightcore.
Then Dubstep.
And Finally Heavy metal.
Though to be fair...all music deserve a thumbs up.
Most memorable Artist?
-
Aero Chord.
First experience with Trap was with his song Surface
Holy shit it was great
Best EDM genre
-
Grizzly bear is best EDM genre.
Why are question marks important?
-
Take a guess
What's the cringiest event you have ever witnessed?
-
Well watching a man paper cut himself between his fingers was the most recent one to date.
And then...anything involving eye stabbing always gets me, i do work in optometry after all.
...Now what is Optometry?
-
op·tom·e·try
äpˈtämətrē/
noun
the practice or profession of examining the eyes for visual defects and prescribing corrective lenses.
Why does an optometrist/employee of an optometrist not know what optometry is
-
Because the knowldge standards for being hired have been lowered a lot?
What would have hapened if this thread was Answer below, Ask above?
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Chaos.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QWpulBcGSvc/TZMKzLjoY9I/AAAAAAAABmI/-BwqVUiQBGo/s1600/Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg)
Best Chaos God?
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Lord Castellan General Ursarkarr Creed
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/192/821/CreedvTzeentch.png)
(Tzeentch was beaten by Creed because he planned all along to have Mr.Hide-a-super-heavy-tank-behind-a-twig become the next Chaos God of trolls)
Gork or Mork?
-
UHHH... SHUT UP, 'UMIE!
Which is better, brutal cunning, or cunning brutality?
-
Batman, Batman is always better.
Has this thread become too meme based?
-
yes, no.
What is acceptable levels of dank maymays in the pit?
-
(http://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a3/a3c00475_1.gif)
YOU DARE SUGGEST THERE IS SUCH A THINK AS TOO MUCH DANK?
HOW DARE HE SUGGEST THERE IS SUCH A THING AS TOO DANK A MEME?
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Because he is the statue of an Asian God....person...thing.
Thats the epitome of being daring.
God level.
I constantly pick my belly button.
Is that random enough to be Dank?
-
Nah I do it too
Why does belly-button lint exist?
-
I like to think the inside of your shirt scrapes the inside of your belly button, causing lint.
Except im not digging for lint.
What am i digging out of my belly button?
-
'cause you're bored.
do you have any rare pepes?
-
Yes, I have one that is unique, as I drew it myself.
Can anyone be worse than me at drawing pepes?
-
Yes, me
WHO IS COMING?
-
Winter
Do you want to play a Game of Thrones?
-
If you look at my profile picture you will see that my answer is yes.
WHERE IS WINDS OF WINTER?
-
Locked deep within the recesses of G.R.R.M.'s mind.
Who wants a Steampunk Game of Thrones?
-
Yes.
Steampunk Halo?
-
YES
Is everything better when steampunk?
-
Let me check:
-Dragons
-Mechanized, steaming dragons
Yeah, steampunk make everything cooler.
Anyone have steampunk dragon pics?
-
Let me check:
-Dragons
-Mechanized, steaming dragons
Yeah, steampunk make everything cooler.
Anyone have steampunk dragon pics?
Will this do?
(http://i.imgur.com/RAvlL9o.jpg)
Now what about Steampunk Spiders and Clockwork men?
-
Skyrim Dwemer Creations.
Fus Roh Dah Dovahkiin?
-
(http://i.imgur.com/3kITBUi.jpg)
Were you expecting something else?
-
nope.
where is The Elder Scrolls game where I can play as a dwemer?
-
Skyrim - Download Races Mod. There is one which lets you be Daedra too.
Did you drop your sweetroll?
-
(http://i.imgur.com/EMcusJD.jpg)
Did you kill a chicken?
-
Then necromanced it and pissed off the entirety of the first town, leaving my first character scrapped.
Why did they try to kill me after I murdered and zombified ONE CHICKEN?
-
They were adherent to the church of the Holy Spiced Chiken Wing.
As you killed a subject of His Spicyness, you practically declared war to them.
Can you find a complaint to make about any of Asimov's books?
-
Yes. They are books, meaning they are useless.
(In all seriousness, I think his books are great.)
How far down does the pit go?
-
Once you can smell the number purple and hear the colour 9 then you will know that you have reached the end of the pit.
What do words taste like?
-
Like chicken.
Apparently the dogma that everything tastes like chicken is true too.
But is chicken out of the dogma?
What does chicken taste like?
-
Watermelon.
Why ask such as question?
-
Because when you realize that Eating Bricks dosen't taste like chicken and instead tastes like Watermelon...
You realize that everything in your life is a lie and you need to be crucified and Burnt at the stake.
...while being metaphorically saved by a Firetruck Slamming into you at 400 miles per hour.
...now why is being Run over by a Firetruck being "saved"?
-
Because you leave this hellish earth?
How many earths lined up would it take to stop my piercing sarcasm from penetrating straight through
-
π
What can stop my flare?
-
Personal Sanity.
...but is that overrated?
-
Obviously,
Have you not read the text in my profile?
-
No.
Anyone here gonna celebrate Canada's 150th birthday?
-
To know an answer to such a question, you should climb out of the Pit.
From 1 to 10, how much offensive is the word "twat"?
-
Bangladesh.
Who is letting me make life decisions?
-
Piemanisdead, obviously
Should we get railguns on our ships?
-
Of course.
Would you drink elephant milk?
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Yes.
why do I procrastinate so much? (I might end up kind of homeless if I don't stop)
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Because you are a young human and it is your nature to
Why is it our nature to procrastinate
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Because doing something we don't want to do but HAVE TO do is one of the shittiest ways to live your life and we actively try our best to delay such things.
Mainly because its we will eventually be forced into that lifestyle just to stay alive.
However...
Once you find that REASON to persevere through that shitty lifestyle, ie. A Family, a loved one, obtaining materials or upgrading your living conditions...
Suddenly its not so shitty.
-What allows you to persevere?
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Threat of debts really.
Am I wrong in asking what the difference between left and right is?
-
No, but it would be to expect much of an answer.
What is 42
-
Evidently its the answer to life or some kind of sex joke.
Can't really decide.
But its not as important 34.
Specifically rule 34.
What is rule 34?
-
It's what the internet is for.
Musicals, why?
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We need something child friendly right?
There you go.
Whats the deal with Pie?
-
Pie is [Cake].
get it?
-
No. It complicates things.
Is [Cake] a Pie?
Or is Pie a [Cake]?
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You can make a pie with [Cake], but you cannot make pie a [Cake] for then the pie becomes a [Cake] but is no longer a pie. However when you make wit [Cake] it becomes some strange amalgamation of the baking world.
Hammertime?
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duh duuuh duh duh mm mm.
I probably failed didn't I?
-
Yes you did. You forgot two extra mm's.
Shame on you.
What terrible music should we get Huskarr to listen to as punishment?
-
That depends.
Has Bieber been deemed cruel and unusual punishment yet?
-
As far as I know, no.
Narwhal song for 10 hours?
-
seven hells no.
I need RethBurn fanfictions for *cough cough* äehm research purposes. Can anyone send me a link please? I can't find them or it.
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What is seen, can not be unseen, you have been warned:
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1851.msg34082.html#msg34082
Why did it take me so long to find that post?
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Cause we're ancient bastards and it takes a while to find stuff that was as new as the forum was at one point.
Are we old?
-
I have a kid 2 cars and a mortgage. I am my 18 year old self's definition of "old." When I started playing GOIO, I shared a car with my wife, had no kids, and lived in an apartment. I had been married for 1 year when I played the first Guns of Icarus.
Do I still play GOI because it is the only place in my life I can find somebody who will follow my orders?
-
You mean to say you get people to follow your orders?
Am I just a shitty captain?
-
I mean to say that 40% of the time in GOI I can get people to do what I say, which still compares favorably to the 0% of the time people do what I say while I am home.
How do you say "don't touch that" in baby?
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"Ahh no no no, silly. That is not for you. You will understand when you are older."
Does anyone really know who I really am?
-
Nobody can truly know who another person really is. We perceive each other as a series of chemical signals sent from our external senses then overlay our own consciousness' understanding of humanity on that input to form a close approximation of what the other person is; But it is no more accurate than a scan of the Mona Lisa being output by a dot matrix printer.
Are we going to make an entire page of Old Farts of Icarus?
-
Aren't we already in the process of doing so?
Any other old farts we can call into this?
-
Not that I can think of.
Truthfully I don't consider you all to be old farts. You are all just so experienced with the game that either your mental sanity has devolved into low tolerance of other people OR you have all acquired strange sadistic traits by yelling at others with a smile. Usually.
Which is why I like to hang around you people.
...But does that make me a masochist or an Insufferable Social Hermit?
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I'll go with both. Sky like me you are a main engineer primarily. And we like to suffer. And we're not trying to escape the pit so we're social hermits.
Thanks for finding the post btw.
why is the pit so much fun?
-
Because we rarely use it for it's actual purpose of banning threads that happen to be lost causes down here. Instead we've claimed it as our domain.
How many people were actually aware of the pit's true purpose?
-
Anyone who reads "Silliness will be exiled here." as a challenge instead of a threat.
Should there be a sub pit where actual banned threads go to die?
-
No, we'd just invade that as well.
Can someone explain why Huskarr wants Rethburn's "material"?
-
Wouldn't you?
No seriously, wouldn't you?
-
No.
Given what I have read and watched on various Explicit sites regarding Hentai, Doujins, and Adult manga
seeing rethburn's materials would just be...Insufficient.
Have I lost my mind reading such materials?
-
You have seen nothing yet. The darkness has consumed most but the light brings forth more material for us to see.
I hope to god that the bard fictions remain hidden for eternity.
When will Naughty Airships part 2 come out? 8)
-
If you give me a reason food enough I could have the first post ready in 3 hours from now. I am no Rethburn though.
What would you give me to write it?
-
A lesson in English, Grammar and Literature after reading that last post.
Sound good?
-
Not good.
I don't think i should subject myself to the tortures of the english language.
Mann is british god damn it.
I might develop an unhealthy desire for tea.
Is there such a thing?
-
Only if you don't like tea.
Sandwich or Steak Dinner?
-
Steak dinner.
But whats in the Sandwich?
-
Exact quote from the manufacturer:
"The Sandvich, known in full as the Sandvich Edible Device, is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Heavy. It is half of a sandwich made with two triangular slices of bread. Between the slices of bread are lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese, and a few slices of both ham and bologna."
Hats?
-
Allow me to answer with another question:
Tryhardhats?
-
No.
r8 the Ghastly Gibus
-
Obfuscated.
Is it time?
-
Time for what?
-
Time to get down with it.
What's my jam?
-
This is your jam:
(http://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-jwrs9sf/products/79/images/296/Pork_Jam_web__28584.1441105987.1280.1280.jpg?c=2)
Um, Jam?
-
This is mine. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig)
Miracle of Sound for new god of music, all in favour say aye
-
Aye
Kept you waiting huh?
-
Yes you did.
Waiting for what?
-
For nanomachines, son.
What is the DNA of the soul?
-
Memes man. Memes.
But what if...
(http://i.imgur.com/z78hI1B.png)
What would we do then?
-
Then?
Then....
Then we would all start wielding swords and beat the crap out of each other with stereos playing metal music everywhere!
Have you ever tried to count how many pieces of bread have you eaten in your life?
-
No.
Would you count how many individual grains of rice ive eaten in my 19 years of life?
-
Are you Asian? Because if so, hell no.
why are we counting foodstuffs?
-
Because every time we decide to count something other than foodstuffs bad things happen.
If I dunk a cookie in milk, in a forest, does it make a sound?
-
Depends if someone can hear the possible sound it would make.
Did I miss anything while I was to lazy to venture down here?
-
Probably
Do you have your mosin, comrade?
-
no, because I don't like guns.
Why do I dislike guns? I don't have any traumatic experiences with them.
-
You don't like the idea of another person having the power to decide if you live or die by the flex of a finger.
How would our society change if guns were rendered obsolete by the introduction of kinetic shield technology like they have in the Dune universe?
-
Either we will get speial penetrating rounds, or we will go back to sword combat, only high tech.
Do you got any mosin, comrade Hamster?
-
I live in a house with a toddler, I am busy trying to baby proof the kitchen table. Even if I had the desire to own a fire arm (which I don't) there is no way I would keep it in my house. That said when I played COD (the first one) my favorite map was Pavlov with an unscoped mosin nagant. If I did well I would type our "nuttin but Nagant".
Why are you so obsessed with Mosin?
-
He might be drinking vodka.
And the effects might have made him moderately Russian.
He turns full Russian once his Liver has failed and has epileptic seizures.
Anyone see a guy have a seizure?
-
Nope.
Anyone up for a rousing game of FATAL?
-
Apparently no one wants to play FATAL.
Why does everyone on this forum know Warhammer 40k?
-
Because 40K is fun and the design of... anything, is immediately recognizable.
Whule the FATAL that Shaded advertised simply makes me understand that he is a filthy Slaneesh worshipper.
Anybody ever read ''Thus spoke Zarathustra''?
-
Holy shit noooooo. I'm happy we only had to read Faust for german classes in school. Most of us would have died reading that. That stuff is only for students studying philosophy.
Can god be omnipotent, ominscient and all good at the same time?
-
Yes, but god then must necessarily be so lazy that nobody would could be sure about such fact.
Der Mensch ist böse ?
-
No?
Why did Crow assume that an AGENT OF THE MOST HOLY INQUISITION be Slaaneshi? I was merely attempting to root out any Slaaneshi in our midst.
Here is my Rosette.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/a/a4/Inquisiton.png/revision/latest?cb=20120903081128)
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Because it's my job to assume wrong things and then prove them right!
(http://www.wobblymodelsyndrome.com/uploads/3/3/4/2/3342427/1714476.jpg?958)
Puritan or Radical?
-
Radical. I don't touch Chaos shit, though, I saw what happened to one Guardsman that took a Daemonette up on it's offer.
That was one hell of a spit-roast. Poor guy wasn't ready.
Either way, how much lead could a whirlwind shoot if a whirlwind could shoot lead
-
None because a whirlwind does not shoot lead.
It drowns its enemies in an unyielding barrage of Missiles
Ready to provide firesupport for the chapter.
Unless its the Whirlwind Stalker variant. Then its suddenly twin Stormcannons turned into AA.
What does the chapter Eat?
-
I was attempting to steer this back to GoIO but more 40K works too!
Depends on the chapter.
Imperial Fists, nothing. Just their own suffering.
Space Wolves, gigantic alien boars, I would presume, or something along those lines.
And lots and lots of acid-beer.
Would you drink Space Wolf beer?
-
Only if they offered me a Retribution Class Battleship in exchange.
What's the most good looking tank in any military nowadays?
-
The Leopard 2, or more specifically it's latest incarnation, the Leopard 2A7
(https://65.media.tumblr.com/3c7413dd3e9bc2f9c74de2a276554ae2/tumblr_np53oiDd2n1tj31v2o1_500.jpg)
Best looking fighter jet?
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The Su-37 Terminator.
While I find the F-22 Raptor to be very good looking too, I say that the Terminator has something more.
Let's not talk about how the F-35 is just "derp the plane"
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U9bdP1J5xww/T9HqMDwEalI/AAAAAAAAAjw/ItKFebLGB8Y/s640/SU-37+TERMINATOR.jpg)
We need a good question, does anybody have a good question?
-
Why do you need a good question?
Does this not suffice as a good question?
Well? Does it?
-
no it does not.
Why do things allways clash?
-
Because people think Clash of Clans is free.
Why do people love free games so much?
-
Because they don't cost money.
Am I doing this right?
-
I'd say so, yeah
Why does Crow hate the F-35? I think it looks good, better than the Su-37 for sure.
-
Because the F-35 is an appalling money sink that has no place in the conflicts we are fighting now. It exists as a purely dick measuring gesture from our airforce to the Russian and Chinese airforces. Given the way global conflicts has been going for the past two decades the F35 will either never see combat or never see combat in a theater where an older cheaper jet could carry our the mission just as well.
Will a country in North America or Europe see a war that requires conscription and rationing in our life time?
-
From what I can tell from the US election, probably.
Will the world see a time without war in our lifetime?
-
Unless we vaporize the entire human race indiscriminantly in an instant, probably not.
Ive only lived on earth for 20 years and theres plenty of conflict going on in other places.
Humanity is full of conflict.
Scaling from battles of words, to full on shootouts, to countries burning each other with their creations.
Whats that One conflict or War that keeps being memorable to you for some reason?
-
WWII. No explanation needed I'm sure.
What is your, for lack of better phrasing, favourite war?
-
30 Years War
I have a historical obsession for it.
To sum up what happen: half Europe decided that being protestant was good, and half decided it was not, so they fought over it like humans do.
King Gustav Vasa is a most peculiar charachter from that war. He was king of the (then uncucked) Swedes and apparently had the best army in Europe, organization-wise. Nicknamed ''Der Lewe Aus Mitternacht'' (The Lion From Midnight), he was a general badass.
And then he died at the Battle of Lutzen because he went full YOLO with a chavalry charge.
Also the Siege of Vienna and the Battle of Lepanto will both always have a special place in my historical heart.
What's yours most well remembered conflict (read as ''favourite''), chap?
-
The Great Northern War (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Northern_War). Sweden, led by King Karl XII, was attacked by Denmark-Norway, Saxony-Poland-Lithuania and Russia. They managed to subdue both the Commonwealth and Denmark, before Russia fought back, and Karl was killed, possibly by his own troops.
Are there any memorable conflicts that stand out in your mind?
-
The Great Northern War (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Northern_War). Sweden, led by King Karl XII
Related. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk)
For me it has to be WWI, as cliche as it may be. A specific battle, however, has to be the Battle of Vimy Ridge. I'm Canadian and pretty patriotic, and the battle itself is an excellent example of ingenious tactics and rigorous training. For those of you unaware of it, have this wiki link. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge)
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The Battle of the Somme.
A few Mann fought in the battle. A few years ago, I went the the fields where the battle was fought. Such a beautiful place once covered in blood and bomb shells.
Those Mann live on in name on the Thiepval War Memorial.
Why am I sad now :C
-
Because war is sad, and WWI was stupidly sad.
Is food a happier topic to make questions about? Or music?
-
That would depend on the music questioned about, some is very sad, and if we currently have the food questioned about or not. Either way, they most likely are happier topics.
Related. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk)
Where else would my interest in history come from?
-
Crap, Sabaton are seriously making a lot of people get into history! I learned more about the 30 Years War hearing the album Carolus Rex than in an entire school year!
(Not counting the fact that my history teacher was a fukken commie so we entirely jumped over the 17th and 18th century just to talk about the Italian Porto-socialists and bloody Marx)
Ok, now that I see that many here know Sabaton, here's the question:
What is the most interesting historical fact you "learned" by listening Sabaton?
-
In terms of sheer "holy shit" factor it has to be the Chasseurs Ardennais. Specifically, from Resist and Bite (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI&list=RDiGtEH1i78sI), where 40 men held off a fighting force that included Erwin Rommel's 7th Panzer Division (AKA the Ghost Division (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw)). Either that, or Smoking Snakes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWw9SfJdck)
In terms of "hey that's cool" it has to be Carolus Rex (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk) or Night Witches (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NSUFDHFgg) (Which also has to be one of my favourite songs ever)
I'm going to repeat the previous question.
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Anything on their new Last Stand (https://open.spotify.com/album/1hFJW50enCkVVhKg9gA303) album. Most of those stories have the "holy shit" factor in the stories. I agree with Resist and Bite, that is definitely up there. 40:1 (https://open.spotify.com/track/7bpLhv750qpx0ENF4GOz4Z) is an interesting story as well, as is No Bullets Fly (https://open.spotify.com/track/5h33uCeTQ8F7QhmTjykXLK).
And how could I forget Inmate 4859 (https://open.spotify.com/track/7gxOeePNDoeyi7e5uM9WiL), a story about Witold Pilecki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witold_Pilecki) a man who literally forged papers to get himself sent to Auschwitz.
I'll give an option of questions, in case whoever is next doesn't love Sabaton as much as I do.
1. Repeat previous question.What is the most interesting historical fact you "learned" by listening Sabaton?
2. What is the best genre of music?
-
Up to personal opionion, but in my opinion, Classic Rock
Does a Giraffe wear a tie at the top or the bottom of his neck? Asking for a friend.
-
We humans wear our ties on the base bottom of our necks, so I would say a giraffe would do the same.
Why would a Giraffe want to wear a tie around his neck?
-
Well, of course to be well dressed enough for its job interview!
They may be animals, but class does matter.
What kind of decoration would have said tie?
-
Paisley. It would go well with his suit.
What kind of interview would the Giraffe being going to?
-
I bet is a job interview, as the economical crisis is being a problem even for the animals.
The question is: for what kind of job is our giraffe applying?
-
A stocking job in a warehouse, he can reach places humans can't without help
Will he ever rise in the ranks?
-
Considering his lack of thumbs, I doubt it.
Who else has a image of Anglea that amounts to a Adeptus Mechanics and Space Wolves mashup, with a hint of steampunk?
-
Not me, Anglea seems to use and abuse and cannibalize as much tech as they can, though I suppose you can draw parallels with the STCs and the tech buried in the ice.
If Anglea is Space Wolves, does that mean Yesha are the Ultramarines, or the Imperial Fists? :v
-
Probably, never liked them nearly as much as Space Wolves, and I don't like Yesha either.
What is your least favorite food?
-
Bruxell's broccoli
They have no redeemable quality:
taste bad, stink, have low energy value and again stink like a rotting corpse.
What is love?
-
Complicated Bio-chemistry or baby don't hurt me.
Which do you prefer?
-
I'm a super Bioshock fanboy
So bio-chemistry
How many of you guys like Bioshock
-
I like the story, haven't played it much though.
Anyone else watch or read Berserk?
-
I have done neither but would like to at some point in the future.
Rip and tear?
-
Yes.
Is that a reference to something?
-
Of course it is!
Knights or samurais?
-
Knights! Zweihander master race!
How does Carn not know what "Rip and Tear" references?
-
Because Carn has not yet seen or read what the "Rip and Tear" reference stems from.
Would someone kindly explain the "Rip and Tear" reference to Carn and me?
-
I have no scans on hand but let me find some...
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/129/696/Rip_and_tear.png)
In the Doom comic, Doomguy gets hopped up on Berserk Stim (huge increase in muscle strength, surge of uncontrollable rage) and sees a Cyberdemon (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Cyberdemon_Doom2.jpg) for the first time. That's his reaction.
Doomguy best FPS main character confirmed?
-
It can not be un-confirmed, therefore, yes, it is confirmed that everyone's favourite demon-punchin', demon-salyin', demon-fuckin' soldier is the best FPS char ever.
Is Master Chief a valid contender tho? What about Master Chef?
-
I personally like the Swedish Chef.
Bork?
-
Yes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtA_WnBP_Co)
Who would win:
(http://files.sharenator.com/Image_28204_783449_master_chef-s575x427-30892.jpg)
Or
(https://media.tenor.co/images/574c4ad870a355cb24049c349e4bd47a/raw)
-
That depends on the nature of the fight.
Gun or kitchen knives?
-
This:
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/990/853/139.png)
Favourite gun?
-
The AA-12. Fully automatic shotgun. You can duel wield them effectively. Water doesn't ruin it. I love it.
Favorite sword.
-
Does the energy sword count?
Nah, favourite sword would have to be bastard swords.
Favourite fighting vehicle?
-
Baneblade from Warhammer 40k, because muh oversized tank never gets boring.
Favourite hat?
-
Hm...
Fedora.
Favourite monster girl?
-
Um dragon I guess.
To be or not to be?
-
To be.
How do you kill a mini-minotaur?
-
By liberal application of shotgun to the face.
Which is better, logic or emotion?
-
If I had to pick one based solely off of a subjective basis
Logic
Do you think we need both to function at our maximum potential?
-
That does depend on what one considers their maximum potential. I believe that we do.
Red team or Blue team?
-
Only a Sith sees the world in reds and blues Anakin!
What were you supposed to be?
-
Conqueror of the Known Universe, His Ultimate Mightiness, Emperor Carn The First.
Sadly I was born a few milienia too early.
How about you?
-
The Crow of Midnight, Converter of Europe, Unifier of Scandinavia, Germania, Southern and Western Europe, Sky Emperor of Ming, Conquistador Supreme of the New World, Colonizer of Australia, Puncher of Cangaroos, Unifier of Terra.
But then God said "Oi m8, a happy, unified and strong world is boring, why don'tcha just let them humans screw around? If ya stay 'ere just a millennia more we can hang out and shitpost on Godnet."
I just answered "Fair enough."
And so here I am, after dooming the world to live this timeline. But at least the shitposting was fun.
Have you administered the Rites of Well Functioning to your computer today?
-
Sadly I have not, as I do not have the required sacrificial koalas, or sunflower petals to burn.
Have you seen Zefrank1's True Facts series?
-
I'm chuckling as I'm writing the answer, goddamnit Carn.
I have never seen Zefrank1's True Facts series, before now. Now, because of you, I'm watching it and I don't regret it, yet.
Why did you ask if I had seen Zefrank1's True Facts series?
-
So others may know of it. Also I recently binged a lot of it.
Why is the meaning of life 42?
-
Because Douglas Adams thought so.
To be, or not to be, is it a dilemma?
-
That depends on how prone to existential crises you are.
Is crises the correct plural form of crisis?
-
Maybe, but other may prefer to call them ''big fuckups''
How ceeki is your breeki?
-
I have no idea.
What does that mean?
-
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/687/014/93b.jpg)
Now that you know the meaning of Cheeki Breeki, will you finally get out of here, Stalker?
-
No.
Why does Shaded call ME a stalker? I'm pretty sure I've been in the Pit longer.
-
I'm unsure as to who actually descended first.
Also, it's another reference.
Why did I just binge all 25 True Facts About ______ videos?
-
Because I have opened the door to beauty for all .
Did you like the videos?
-
Fuck yeah I liked the videos
Is it a shame the guy behind the channel is now president of Buzzfeed?
-
president of Buzzfeed?
*italian noises of shock and disgust*
I don't even know whether he really is or not, but if he was, truly shamefur this would be.
The mere existence of the title ''President of Buzzfeed'' is horrifying.
And no, THIS stalker will not get out of here!
Why does the word ''dirge'' sound so cool and sad at the same moment?
-
HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AC5M7F4ys)
Shall I fire up the Bass Cannon?
-
You are too late! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2nhbblsf8)
Dem negroes are already at it!
Kushan or Taiidan?
-
No idea who they are
Can someone explain who they are
-
Why is the meaning of life 42?
double post
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/dd/85/10/dd8510e50cbe024f1de806ae9ceec6e7.jpg)
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Can someone explain who they are
The two factions that beat the shit out of each other in the old masterpiece that is the Homeworld game.
The Kushan are the descendants of a civilization that did nothing wrong in a galaxy full of assholes and incompetents and were exiled in a world far away because reasosn.
The Taiidan are the descendants of a civilization that bullied the Kushan and exiled them.
Also, shame on you, on your family and on your cow for your double post.
Does anyone here like RTSes?
-
I LOVE Rise of Nations, also a big fan of the old C&C series.
At which won't you not can't most the least at?
-
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/26/263bbec66d658ba0d962dc655b429e9c14fe15afcd9e4598db25ef316d34b0f0.jpg)
Anyone play Planetary Annihilation?
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AYE!
The Ragnarok and the titans in general are so damn satisfying to use.
But spamming orbital units also has a nice feeling.
Oranges or Lemons?
-
Oranges for eating, lemons for baking.
Favourite type and flavour of delicious baked good?
-
Chocolate, the ultimate flavor.
What kind of heretical heathen would prefer anything else?
-
A spoiled child with no taste
Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
-
Dark chocolate.
Do you pity the poor souls who are confined to eating white chocolate because true chocolate makes them physically ill?
-
Yes (but I prefer white chocolate >.>)
Canyons or Paritan?
-
Canyons, I like the scenery of semi blasted canyons more than dilapidated buildings.
What is more beautiful, 5 or more mines detonating at once, or a successful lochnager heavy flak shot?
-
By a long shot, loch flak OHK is so much more satisfying.
If you could upsize any one gun into it's heavy version except mine, what would it be
-
Harpoon, because there are some very large skywhales to hunt.
If you were to replace each of the Squid's engines with a gun to propel it forwards, which gun would you choose?
-
Gatling guns for the two main engines, light caronade for side engines.
To answer Shaded's question (because I want to) the Hades wins by a country mile.
Why do we not have a heavy Hades yet?
-
I remember thinking one up in the one RP thread but I can't for the life of me remember what I named it...
Either way it's probably because they can't think of a way to make it mechanically distinct and yet similar, while not being broken as fuck.
Also, modeling, assets, etc.
Should there be a heavy version of every light gun?
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No. There is no need for a heavy harpoon. Also it was called the Tartarus.
What is the fibonacci sequence used for?
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C00dgr7W8AAFKkZ.jpg)
If you could create a new ammo type what would it be?
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Hypershot rocket ammo, as in rocket propelled shots that travel in a straight line, disregarding the ship's current momentum and moving vector, at incredibly high speed and dealing extra damage.
The downside to balance such blatant OPness is that every shot fired damages one's own ship's armour for 10% of it's maximum health.
While noobs will waste the shots for silly things, the pros will make the battles involving this ammo look something like they came out of Star Wars.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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He'd chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Hypershot rocket Hwacha?
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"Do or die": the ship
What would be a buff that would make a Galleon imbalanced but not a Squid?
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quadruple the armour, have 2 light guns capable of overlapping arc on either side
How to completely break the Squid while keeping it within it's design philosophy; that is, squishy, fast, harrasser
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Quintuple engine power, add a gun on the left, reduce the armor by half. Increase the insanity of the pilots.
Why is breaking things so easy, but building so difficult?
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Because humans suck and it's in our nature. Also, it is fun.
Why is breaking things fun?
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Because violence is inherent to human nature.
What is a good question to ask the person below me?
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Definitely not that.
Why is it that some humans enjoy being assholes to others?
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Warning: TV Tropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT)
Why is TV Tropes so addictive?
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Because it manages to distract you from the pain mankind always feels, creating this drug, this illusion, that makes you sigh in relief and gives you the illusion of being happy.
Damn, why is Shopenhauer such an edgelord?
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Name one philosopher who isn't.
Am I a candidate for Pit Lordship seeing as how my name is on a lot of the threads in the "last post" section?
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Maybe a minor pit lordship. Recent post sections are easily toppled.
Are Pit Lordships elected positions? Or are they won via some pit worthy feat?
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Both; Enough feats of Pit Prowess, some veterancy, and eventually you may declare yourself a Pit Lord, but for the title to hold others must agree
Double Whammy Question:
How does one get to full Pit Lordship, and should "Pit Lord" be a title in-game?
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I assume the standing pit lords must convene and determine if the initiate is worthy of lordship. And pit lords should absolutely be a in game title.
How would one receive the in game title?
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Dark Magic.
How many lords could a pit lord pit if a pit lord could pit lords?
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Shouldn't that be "How many lords could a pit lord lord if pit lord could lord lords"
Or perhaps "how many pits could a pit lord pit if a pit lord could pit pits"
In any case, how would one go about getting MUSE to actually add a Pit Lord title?
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Sacrifice. Specifically large quantities of non-consecutive, unmarked U.S. $100 bills.
Why can't we have nice things?
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Nice things cost time and labor.
What nice things does Carn want?
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A5 Kobai beef, a new mustang, my college degree, free time, books, and gold.
Is that so much to ask for?
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In this economy?
Rhetorical questions are great, aren't they?
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No
Can we seriously make a petition to Muse for the Pit Lord title?
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I wouldn't know how; maybe contact the devs about it?
Would it take that much work to implement if they decide to do it?
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To my understanding, titles are relatively easy to add to the game.
How would a player earn the Pit Lord title?
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God if I know... Maybe have it linked to the forums some how? An achievement? Directly awarded by the Devs?
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No comment
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Yes comment.
Did Queso break the thread by not asking a question?
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Yes. I ban Queso for not asking a question.
Is the pit leaking?
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No.
How could the Pit leak? It is as low as it gets, and I doubt there is anything level and adjacent to it.
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You should see the 'archived and deleted' thread collection in the moderator lounge. It gets worse than the pit.
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To my understanding, those tend to be threads that devolve into a vile miasma of hate.
Why does Queso continue to break the thread?
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Because I can.
Better question. Why did Shink kill the Wall v2 thread?
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With regards to Shink, it is not our lot to question why, it is our lot to do and blame.
How important is it for an internet community have someone like Shink to cover for all their blaming needs?
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It's important in any group. Social Darwinism.
What is my purpose?
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I don't know but sometimes our purpose ends up being an example to others of what not to do.
Did you just imply that Shink became the scapegoat for of the Guns of Icarus Community because he was the best adapted for that particular roll in the ecosystem, and that there were a bunch of other scapegoats who once competed with Shink but were ultimately found wanting and eliminated?
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Essentially yes. There is always a scapegoat, they are rarely willing. It is quite likely there would have been another had Shink not claim the title.
Should Scotland secede?
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Given how pro-EU they voted, probably.
Should we keep politics out of the pit?
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Absolutely.
Why did I bring politics in?
I am running out of ideas.
Do you have an idea?
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Maybe. You can be the judge of that.
How does one stop procrastinating from senioritis? Asking for a friend... definitely...
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Willpower. Sheer willpower alone.
What are the odds of a coin landing on the edge after it was flipped?
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Not good.
Is the answer to this question no?
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Yes, so no.
Aren't enigmas great?
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They're puzzling
Are my jokes bad?
-
Probably not as bad as some of mine... (I point to this weekend's Chaos Skirmish)
What is the best joke you've ever been told?
-
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
What's your favorite pun?
-
Too hard of a question to ever accurately answer.
If you could add one thing to GOI, or change one thing, no matter what it was or how useless/broken it would be, what would it be?
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A heavy Hades. I would rain literal hell upon my enemies.
How would you make the harpoon useful in GOI?
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Make it a cosmetic item.
There isn't a better solution, is there?
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Not one that is worth the time and and effort.
Why is is the sky blue?
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Blue light is on the shorter end of the visible light spectrum. Therefore the atoms in the sky don't deflect it as much as they do red or orange wavelengths, and only the blue wavelengths come through. Or something like that.
Why is the ocean blue?
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Because the sky is blue.
Why are we here?
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Because we like the community that is built around Guns of Icarus.
If you are outnumbered is there any situation where a drive up the center would make sense?
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I have no idea what context you are talking about, but in (real life) quidditch if you out muscle the other team and they don't have any bludgers, yeah sure you can get a score that way. I score plenty that way. A lot of people don't even try and bother tackling me.
Why does quidditch invade all aspects of my life?
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Voldemort's unseen corrupting influence.
Can I answer Hamster's question?
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Of course you can.
Can Shaded answer it before someone else does?
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Apparently not, but I'm gonna answer anyway
If attempting to escape, it's a good idea, or if you need to punch a gaping hole in their defensive lines so others can flank and make use of said hole, it's a good idea.
Is there ever a time in this game where the addition of another gun slot wouldn't help things?
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I can foresee instances where a novice captain leaves the helm in full throttle forward to shoot a gun, only to autopilot into the side of a mountain.
Is there a more satisfying feeling than watching a mercury shot that was fried while a H Flack Mk2 shot was in the air land milliseconds before the heavy flack with just enough piercing to drop the enemy's hull armor?
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The only thing more satisfying is the flak landing the kill and the shot was hard to make; like a Junker, for example.
Could there be a more minimalist ship than the Junker?
-
Yes. The squidlet we made for Koali in the tavern rp.
Why do the threads in the cantina never live long?
-
Nobody is quite sure what to say.
Where's the rum gone?
-
Down the throats of various scallywags.
Who approves of redrum?
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Pirates I'd imagine.
Why are we all Pirates in Alliance now?
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Because our airships couldn't possibly fly with existing gasses, so we fuel the with our sheer piracy.
Ever did something out of foppery and whim?
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Yes. It resulted in many laughs, three stitches, and a cautionary tale for any children I may produce.
Why are bored teenagers inherently self destructive?
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They don't know any better/It seemed like a good idea at the time/Teenage rebellion/hormones
Why does being a teenager suck so much
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Because society applies too many of the standards/responsibilities and not enough of the freedoms of being an adult on teens, meanwhile removing or stigmatizing many of the pastimes of their youth.
What are we going to find to complain about future generations once complaining about millennials is done?
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Laziness is always a common complaint. When you compare your 20year work history to some teenager just entering the labor market, it is easy to feel superior. Same with the need for imitate gratification. The next generation will not have known a time where entertainment didn't happen on their schedule. Those of us who had to wake up early for our Saturday morning cartoons are going to feel a bit of jealousy towards this.
What will my specific offspring do to to piss me off in 10 to 15 years (he is 2 right now)?
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Probably act edgy.
What is worse then edgy Hamster spawn?
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Edgy Scene hamster spawn:
(http://static.tumblr.com/fd5f42b3fcbcd0c1acdf69f829ff49e3/xxhelle/sM1n0dkkg/tumblr_static_947030_570287523022017_2017876495_n.jpg)
Will Hamster properly musically educate his kid and introduce him to metal?
-
Hamster will have failed otherwise.
What is the square root of π?
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sqrt(n) where n >= 0
i*sqrt(-1*n) where n < 0
If numbers can be imaginary how can we tell if anything is real?
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Imaginary numbers are a misnomer. They're just complex.
What is |1/0|
-
According to a 10 second Google search, |1/0| is undefined.
Why did I bring math into this thread? Why oh why did I?
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I'm not sure; Foppery and whim?
Why did Carn not recite his cautionary tale?
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I did not know/remember that I have a cautionary tale.
What is my cautionary tale?
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Wuv.
Do you wuv Ice Cream?
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No, but I do love it.
Why is my cautionary tale wuv?
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Because wuv is the essence of being, and a being that must be, must be, the same goes for a being that must not be, as it must no be.
What was that extremely long word that Mary Poppins said?
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Isn't Google great?
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Hell yeah mate
Will you ever tell the Pit that cautionary story of yours that happened just out of foppery and whim?
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Alas, I do not know it. Perhaps my life is the cautionary tale of wuv, sprung from foppery and whim.
Who can tell us this cautionary tale?
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Why, of course the Story-Teller of Cautionary Stories can!
Where can you find him tho?
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Carn
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Yes. It resulted in many laughs, three stitches, and a cautionary tale for any children I may produce.
PROOF THAT YOU CAN FIND HIM INSIDE CARN
Why is he inside Carn?
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Because I forget a lot of the things I babble. Also I got hungry, but it seems I owe you guys a story, enjoy my cautionary tale, though it does not involve wuv, merely foppery and whim.
The story begins with a classic dumb@$$ opening. I was 16, with a friend, my parents weren't home, and we got bored. We decided to play baseball using a pipe as the bat, and a chunk of 2x4 as the ball. I was up to bat first, hit the bottom of the chunk, flew up and hit me in the chin. Got three stitches.
Satisfied?
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Yes and no, because now I want to see someone playing baseball with a table leg and a brick.
Can anybody here dance flamenco?
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Definitely not me.
Anyone?
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I have all the physical grace of a bear, so no.
If you were a animal, what would you be and why?
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According to my quidditch team I am a Moose. So now hundreds of people know me as Moose.
Why do I have so many nicknames?
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Your birth one is hard to say, perhaps?
if one of you had to assign me an animal what would it be?
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Maybe a cat, you come and go as you please.
What about me?
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Wolverine.
Reputation for being wild that is sometimes deserved but mostly you're just chill.
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And Shaded forgot to ask a question, again.
Why do you forget to ask questions Shaded?
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Because there is exactly 10 days left in school and I am VErY STRESSeD
why is everything so squished together, assignment wise
I have... 3 assignments worth 10% of my mark due in 2-5 days.
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Because now you should understand the material enough for the teacher to give you assignments that cover what the course was trying to teach you.
Do you really understand the material, I mean really?
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NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
But I'd pay gold to speak with someone who really understod Heidegger
To be Diogenes or to be Diogenes, is it really a dilemma?
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Not sure, haven't taken any philosophy classes yet.
Why do people (who aren't already rich) major in Philosophy?
-
Because Academia generally doesn't adhere to the "University as a product/service" model that it's been forced to in the modern economy.
Why did I major in a highly selective and hard to break into field?
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Because you were fooled by academia and pop culture to think that it was going to be better.
Why doesn't modern education properly prepare students for work?
-
I mean, I feel like I was prepared for work. I just picked very specific work. Only took me a whole year to get a job after graduating :P
Why did the modern economy become so brutal towards people without highly specific domain knowledge and experience that could be taught on the job in like a week?
-
Because in most jobs you either fill a basic menial job, or one which requires special knowledge.
When was the economy NOT like that?
-
When apprenticeship, job training, etc actually existed.
When will the robot overlords take over?
-
Three weeks from Tuesday.
Why do science fiction universes ever show the robot overlords caring for humanity like grown children care for their doddering old parents?
(OK Dad I will connect your new phone to the wifi but next time look it up, it is like 5 steps).
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I'm pretty sure that the Matrix did that.
What went wrong in the Matrix series?
-
It tried to explain its own lore. That cannon lore is never be as cool as the lore the viewer will imagine for it, especially when the first installment had a complete narrative arc that left the viewer at a satisfying conclusion.
How did the Marvel movies avoid this trap?
-
It drew fromestablished lore in the comic's which was heavily entrenched in the psyche's of it's fanbase. Along with the teasers at the endings which link them all together.
How often are derailed threads actually banished to the Pit?
-
I've seen it happen only a couple of times.
Which is the greatset crime: to genocide an entire species, or to make a terrible joke?
-
I'll have to go with genocide, a lot of people make bad jokes, but those tend to only damage the immediate area, and usually not for long.
What is the worst joke?
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The Aristocrats see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats
If the US government were to adopt total laissez farne capitalism policies how long would it be before chattel slavery would be reintroduced to our society?
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Not long. Desperate people will sign pretty much any contract for enough money to eat and live. With no worker protections, those contracts could be pretty insane. Look at how we treat prisoners and prison labor already.
Why do we keep getting political in the pit?
-
Because we're unsatisfied idiots.
Can we agree to not bring politics into the Pit?
-
No.
Where would I banish political pit threads to? We are as low as we can go already.
-
To the last page of the Pit, where only the truly bored or desperate go.
Whose idea was it to make the Pit?
-
I think it was Clara Skyborn idea but Shink's fault.
Are we running our of "useful" things to discuss in the forums?
-
Quite possibly, the Pit seems to get the most attention these days.
Why does Hamster keep asking serious questions in this thread?
-
Hamster has a lot of serious questions and not a lot of places to ask them.
What is the best progression of objects to step through in order to learn how to juggle from complete novice to flaming chain saws?
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Hankerchiefs
Balls
Clubs and Bowling pins
???
Profit
Why do some memes survive so long?
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Because the internet never forgets.
Does the internet ever forgive?
-
Given that Steam went from universally hated to THE video game marketplace on PC, yes, the internet forgives.
How do you become as hated as companies like Comcast?
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Poor customer service, poor quality product/service, and little to no competition in certain areas so people are forced to use you.
What is love?
-
A chemical reaction.
babydon'thurtme
Could a mastery of chemistry be argued as the closest you can get to being a god?
-
You could argue any professions is the closest man can get to being a god. I however would argue that game developer is the closest man can get to being a god. You create a world, dictate how its physics work, dictate how its denizens think, control what gets placed where, remove elements you don't think fit your vision, and generally wield unlimited power over the environment.
Which programming language was our current universe written in?
-
Our universe feels pretty hacked together. I'm guessing something old and definitely not something object oriented. Let's go with... C
Is the answer to this question 'no'?
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yes/no
Why do people like paradoxes?
-
They help us understand our own understanding.
If understanding is a thing, why isn't overstanding?
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It is, we just have not reached that level of comprehension.
How do we reach that level of comprehension?
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By first achieving middlestanding, so you can go back to understanding if you don't feel like it, or try to overstanding if you want a challenge.
How many levels of "-standing" are there?
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Under, middle, over, super, mega, ultra, ultimate, infinity-1, infinity+1
If you could have a Stand which would it be?
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Ultrastand, sounds good.
If we can under/overstand, can we under/oversit?
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Logically, yes. Technically, maybe. Practically, no.
Can you prove me that you can undresit?
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No, because I don't know what that is s, and a five second Google search didn't produce an answer either.
Did C R O W make a typo, and if so what did C R O W mean to type?
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I think with utmost honesty that he intended that and did ABSOLUTELY NOT make a typo.
How many moves does it take to put a giraffe in a wardrobe?
-
That can easily vary between 1 and 50 or even more, largely depending on the size of the wardrobe and how many pieces the giraffe is in.
What did C R O W mean then?
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I belive he meant that it would only need three moves, as in
1- open the wardrobe
2- put the giraffe in
3- close the wardrobe
Can concentrated sun rays melt steel airships?
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Sun rays travel at the speed of light but only transfer a little bit of energy since photons have almost no mass. Something with the mass of concrete traveling at the speed of a sun ray would transfer a tremendous amount of energy to what ever it hit. A one kg concrete block traveling at the speed of light would have 2.99x10^8 newtons of force or the thrust of 8 Saturn 5 Rockets. That amount of force passing through a steel airship would not just melt the airship , it would shatter the airship.
How would you accelerate a concrete block to the speed of light?
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A perpetual motion machine that produces thrust, an extremely large section of empty space, and lots of time.
How does one make a perpetual motion machine?
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Define the universe as a perpetual motion machine. The universe will approach heat death, which is by definition constant motion. quod erat demonstrandum.
Why did I take latin in high school?
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Because the Gargoyles TV show did all their spells in Latin and you thought the language sounded cool and mysterious.
Or was that just me?
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That was just you.
Why do I like the new Zelda game, but generally hate other RPGs?
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Because Nintendo knows what they are doing..........
Got any weird/strange/funny show recommendations?
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Boku No Pico
Did you made your monthly sacrifice to Tengri, the god of the Blue Sky?
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I save my offerings for Ehecatl.
Does alliance mode get harder with more crew on your ship? or are the AI just that much more competent than the average player?
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That's two questions, but I can never get AI to shoot what I want them to.
Why is?
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This thread
Five Word Story?
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It's peanut butter jelly time!!
Where do sign up for scs?
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1 guy on your team normaly take care of the signups. Normally they open a thread in "Community events" all the stuff is there. you can check old scs posts to see how the teams are signup. ...and you already have a team so you dont need to signup, just wait.
Can i have a Salute?
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Why not, you provided useful information and your salutes are still in the single digits.
Why has the Pit been dead lately?
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Laziness
Why is the Pit?
-
Long ago in a distant land a Muse employee was tasked to create a new website and discussion forum for the Guns of Icarus community. She wisely determined there needed to be a dumping ground for flame wars and other such discussions that tend to crop up in gaming communities and thus she dug The Pit. Yet foolishly she put up a sign saying"Silliness will be exiled here." Upon seeing that sign, The Guns of Icarus Community took it as a challenge and became increasingly silly to test the limits of The Pit. However The Pit is more than just a virtual bounding space for bad ideas. It compressed the increasing amounts of silliness being fed to it it until it collapsed in on itself. During this collapse the normal laws of reason, morality, and good taste were thrown into flux ultimately giving birth to creature we know as Rethburn.
Did I adequately explain Why is the Pit?
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As a summary yes, I feel that Pitologists in the future may be able to explain a more in depth explanation of the Pit.
Who are the current leading Pitologists?
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Anyone who has successfully dug up the Rethburn Summoning Ritual
Will someone necro the very first thread in the pit?
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Someone likely already has, though it would likely take some investigating to determine which is the first thread. The one that is buried the deepest is not necessarily the oldest.
Who will lead this major Pit-natured, archeological expedition?
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Not me, I have school to do
Why is senior year such a pain?
-
Because you have a lot of crap to get done.
Why did Shaded ask a redundant question?
-
Shaded wants pity for the struggle that is his life.
What do I want?
-
A female Hamster.
How does one go about absconding with the alcohol from an establishment legally?
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Buy and drink it.
How much alcohol would it take to kill an elephant?
-
50 kegs filled with 180 proof moonshine should be able to kill a bull elephant. I think.
Why would anyone want to kill an elephant with alcohol poisoning?
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An elephant killed HamsterII, with alcohol poisoning. This isn't about vengeance, it is about justice.
It is really about vengeance isn't it?
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Probably.
So is HamsterII HamsterIV's grandfather/mother, or the iteration of The Hamster two cycles ago?
-
HamsterII was two test subjects back of a secret government experiment.
What does the government plan to do with us Hamsters?
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The Hamster project was developed when a congressman entered the room his grandson was in and saw the child watching a show called "Hamtaro". Naturally the congressman immediately thought of how to use hamsters as spies, placed in the homes of enemy officials as pets for their children. As of yet, the results are inconclusive.
Would you watch that movie?
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Did you mean
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qylbvBdojM0/maxresdefault.jpg)
How ridiculous is the concept of intelligent spy guinea pigs, 1-10
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4 of course, remember the rule of 4 there will always be a master, an apprentice, and two mooks who die for no reason.
How can the Sith cause so much trouble if there are only ever two of them at one time?
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Their small numbers make it difficult to track their movements. Oh, and evil always finds a way.
Light side, dark side, or both?
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Why go to extremes either way? And why deny yourself access to force lightning and force choke? Gray Jedi all the way.
Thoughts on the plot of The Last Jedi?
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The opening of the last movie had some interesting stuff in the beginning of what it is like to be part of a generation that has only known war, and that had inherited the desolation brought by a conflict started by the last generation. Then cool dad Solo showed up and we are playing fast and loose with stupid odds again. I am almost hoping Luke Skywalker turned evil and is secretly Snoke just so the younger cast has a villain to be properly afraid of.
Does Mark Hamill play a better hero of villain?
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Can't really say he did a great Joker and is always Luke in my eyes.
Since it is the second movie of a Star Wars trilogy, who will get their hand sliced off?
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As the protagonist, Rey is the most likely candidate.
Will Kylo Ren remain a villian that amounts to nothing more than an edgy, spoiled brat with Daddy issues?
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Given that Kylo is handsome and has familial ties to loved characters he is most likely going to be the candidate of a redemption arc. Also the original Star Wars trilogy was built around a rebellious son redeeming an oppressive father from a structured and militaristic organization in order to appeal to the baby boomer and their world view regarding their parents. So the new trilogy may attempt to flip things around and have the parents and "good kids" redeem a son who has been led astray by interplanetary terrorists, because pop culture is still catering to the baby boomer generation.
Will Rey end up wielding a light saber like a sword or attach it to her staff and use it more like a spear?
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Probably traditional sword; Saberstaffs like Maul are the only non-traditional Light weapon that's likely to show up because people would complain most likely.
What are your hopes for Finn's character arc? I hope he becomes something like Han Solo. Not a carbon copy, distinctly different, but attempts to emulate at first before branching into his own path.
It seems right now he exists to enable Rey's "orphan jedi protag master of all trades bullshit"
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Eh, I personally found the character to be quite lacking. If by his death good tension can be created, then I want him offed.
Is episode 8 going to just be episode 5 rehashed?
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Time has given you an answer.
Am I a strong necromancer now?
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No, for the pit makes all necromancy easy.
If you had a spacesuit that supplied you with all the bodily functions you needed for survival on the moon, and you were stuck on the moon with no supplies, what would you do? If you would try to escape, how would you do it?
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Easy, I would use my suit, which provides me sustenance, to walk around the surface until I find a Spaceship.
Then I will destroy it and makeshift an SOS.
Then, I will steal that sweet Moon Buggy sat up there and drive around until I find that recent Japanese Or Chinese Moon Robot they sent and crashed. I will then repair it using spaceship parts and make them send help.
Then, freedom.
Do you try reading the Chinese found on Chinese fast food menu's?
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no
favorite meme
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this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlgFuk20TtM&feature=youtu.be&t=2453
will goio ever be mainstream ?
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Not unless Muse puts a lot more work into than they're doing now.
Favorite song?
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Loaded Gun by The Living End
Worst/hardest boss of any boss in gaming history.