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[Skymonger]

Humanity.

Why?

[C r o w]

The answer is always 7.

If you had an electric guitar, a complete dictionary of Ancient Greek language and a suitcase at hand's reach, what would you choose to hit an annoying person in the face?

[Huskarr]

The chair I'm sitting on.

Has anyone actually hit someone with a chair?

[Skymonger]

I have not.
I have hit someone with a shovel.
Turns out sweating profusely on your hands while trying to move dirt makes it pretty easy to throw...


Now that begs the question...
Was it on purpose?

[C r o w]

No, because sweat drops are hideous villains, that want to make you do stupid things.
So even if you didn't want to shove a shovel in someone's face, your sweat did.

Have you ever headbutted someone? Did you enjoy it?

[Huskarr]

Sadly I haven't headbutted anyone. I did nearly brawl with my best friend, because we had an argument about who had the right answer in a history exam. Fun times.

what is the most ridiculous argument you have ever had with someone? (can be based on the consequences or the argument itself)

[C r o w]

Me and my best buddy, that do LARP, ended up arguing about what is better between a zweihander and a gladius.
It ended up with him being hit in the head by me with a wood branch, and me almost being skewered by a gladius.
Fun times were had.

Have ever your lighter revolted against yourself?

[Huskarr]

I have never done that, but I did set fire to a balloon filled with hydrogen and aluminium dust. the result was an explosion over my head followed by fire raining down to the floor.

And to give you my opinion on your argument. The Zweihänder wins. The reach advantage is too great . With the Zweihänder you can literally create a wall of sword in front of you and charge him down. Just make a figure 8 movement with the sword and charge (this was used against pike formations). The gladius would only stand a chance in close quaters, the Zweihänder can still half sword then though. If you know you will fight take the biggest weapon you can still wield effectively. If it's a weapon of self defense that you would carry around all day the gladius is better, because you will have a lot of fun carrying a sword as tall as you around.
~edit: fuck formating.  enjoy your wall of text

what is your favourite sword?

[C r o w]

I really like zweihanders, rapiers, and longswords in general but also I have a soft spot for sabres.

What is yours then?

[Huskarr]

Rapier, Longsword and sabers. I also really like the Langmesser (rapier best though).

You do Hema?

[Alan Breck Stewart]

I might sometime, (rapier is bae). I do sport fencing with my school. I specialize in epee although I'm half decent in all three weapons. (I know what your thinking and it really DOES teach you how to swordfight, at least epee does).

 DO you prefer cutting style or thrusting style?

[Huskarr]

Dunno. Depends on what I'm using.

why do people not appreciate the Flare gun

[C r o w]

Because 80% of people don't have a rig strong enough to tank a massive flare barrage.

Have you ever flown a full flare Mobula?

[Huskarr]

even though I am one of the pro mlg flare people of this game I haven't been on full flarebula. So sad

wanna go flarebula with me? the flare has been fixed people shouldn't crash anymore

[The Mann]

You've missed out on so many opportunities.

When will your time come?