Answer above, Ask below

[Queso]

Dark Magic.

How many lords could a pit lord pit if a pit lord could pit lords?

[ShadedExalt]

Shouldn't that be "How many lords could a pit lord lord if pit lord could lord lords"

Or perhaps "how many pits could a pit lord pit if a pit lord could pit pits"

In any case, how would one go about getting MUSE to actually add a Pit Lord title?

[Carn]

Sacrifice. Specifically large quantities of non-consecutive, unmarked U.S. $100 bills.

Why can't we have nice things?

[Queso]

Nice things cost time and labor.

What nice things does Carn want?

[Carn]

A5 Kobai beef, a new mustang, my college degree, free time, books, and gold.

Is that so much to ask for?

[ShadedExalt]

In this economy?

Rhetorical questions are great, aren't they?

[C r o w]

No

Can we seriously make a petition to Muse for the Pit Lord title?

[ShadedExalt]

I wouldn't know how; maybe contact the devs about it?

Would it take that much work to implement if they decide to do it?

[Guagadu]

To my understanding, titles are relatively easy to add to the game.

How would a player earn the Pit Lord title?

[ShadedExalt]

God if I know... Maybe have it linked to the forums some how?  An achievement?  Directly awarded by the Devs?

[Queso]

No comment

[Carn]

Yes comment.

Did Queso break the thread by not asking a question?

[Guagadu]

Yes. I ban Queso for not asking a question.

Is the pit leaking?

[Carn]

No.

How could the Pit leak? It is as low as it gets, and I doubt there is anything level and adjacent to it.

[Queso]

You should see the 'archived and deleted' thread collection in the moderator lounge. It gets worse than the pit.