Sir Issac Phillips, he was the man, the myth, the legend.
A man of considerable talent and complete stupidity. The man who invented the squid, a hundred man ship that mounted 76 guns of all varieties. He who crashed into the Dresden Commune with a ship made of a set of rocket boosters, a tea cup, some wood, and 50 sheets of metal. He who created a monstrous weapon that shot beams of light! He that which chased down the bandits who were terrorizing Qual'jac and slayed them with naught but his home built squid and a teacup!
