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The Legend of Sectoidor

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Megabear:
(UFO 1):  (translates English into Sectoid, and Sectoid into English) "Wait what?  I'm just looking for a parking space.  I had no idea a civilization existed in this backwater part of universe.  Good time as any other, LET THE PROBING BEGIN!!"

UFO 1 signals Mothership for assistance.  Seconds later the clouds begin parting and the world begins to darken as a massive celestial object squeezes through the clouds.

(UFO 1):  "What now imbecile pink animate".

The Mann:
O_O

Well that escalated quickly...

Koali:
(Koali): "HAH! YOU CAN'T PROBE ME! I HAVE NO BUTT!!"

(Artillery Officer 1): "FIRE THE LUMBERJACKS!"

Sectoidor's ship, the Mega Bear, is hit by a barrage of Lochnagar Lumberjack shells, demolishing its anti-gravity unit and forcing it to plummet to the earth. Sectoidor is the only survivor. Koali greets him by offering a cup of chrysanthemum tea, with plenty of sugar.

Megabear:
When Sectoidor comes to, there is a pink creature without a butt holding a cup.  Sectoidor concludes that this pink creature wants to probe.  Sectoidor shudders at the sight of apparent cup of poison and jumps back.

(Sectoidor):  "Beam me up Scotty!"

Sectoidor is now safe inside another Mothership and orders Death Ray to be readied to exterminate all life forms on the planet Sectoidor was on.  Sectoidor then notices something.  There is a lightning scar on its forehead.

Koali:
(Copyrighted material there, buddy!)

(Koali): "Scar? Oh, wait."

Koali wipes the smudge off his forehead.

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