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The Legend of Sectoidor
Megabear:
(Alright Koali deserves a salute for unrelenting friendliness)
(Sectoidor): "Beam me down Scotty!"
As soon as Sectoidor's feet felt the ground it fled in absolute terror from the mysterious pink creature without a butt that somehow destroyed a mothership, teleported into the second one, and somehow wiped off a scar as if it was a smudge.
aceofeagles:
(Spades) comes out of freaking nowhere in his goldfish and starts shooting a shit ton of hwacha at the second mothership "BWAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAAHA"jumps off the goldfish and rolls ontop of the second mothership. unsheathes his rapier blade and decapitates the first sectoider he sees then he proceeds to sneak into the helm of the ship.
Megabear:
Sectoidor watches in terror behind a boulder as its mothership is dismantled by an unsightly creature, crazed by some sort of alien bloodlust. Sectoidor touches its wrist, and its wrist is encompassed by a faint purple light.
Sectoidor: "MAY DAY! MAY DAY! BOTH MOTHERSHIPS DOWN! MAY DAY!
Koali:
(I'd like to note that you can't decapitate someone with a rapier. Rapiers have NO slashing ability; they're essentially long stiletto knives- Perfect for thrusting, and little else.)
(Koali): "What's going on? Where's he going?"
Koali runs to Sectoidor.
(Koali): "Ok, maybe you don't like tea. How about coffee?"
Megabear:
Sectoidor's terror couldn't have been more intense and yet it's been upgraded as the pink creature mutters something and thrusts black liquid toward Sectoidor. Sectoidor mutters something back.
Sectoidor: "From green poison to black poison. What have I done to deserve this.."
Sectoidor teleports a few times away from the pink terror in horror and enters an area of what seems to be a bustling alien civilization. Sectoidor turns on invisibility cloak and winces at the battery level.
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