Weapon short song text-along.

[Dr Brobotnik]

Hello! So I had this idea - go find a song that you like, take one of the verses from the song, or the whole thing if you're that good, then change the lyrics to include your favourite weapons.
Sorta like this...

Song

New lyrics: Banshee's will tear you apart, Hwaca's opening their mouths, Gatling's bearing their sharp teeth, Flamethrowers will make it hard to breathe
Hades' roaring with laughter, your own hull is what they chase after
So why won't you just give up? You'll fall asleep and won't wake up!

Which favourite songs can you change to be about your favourite weapons?

PS: Be respectful of each others weapon choices.

[The Mann]

The Beginning verse of The Shattered Fortress:

Hades calls my name,

Artemiskeeps me sane

Flare it dulls the pain

Spear Rifle to see my place,

Minotaur to other ways

Mine Launcher to understand

Flak but do not judge,

Flamethrower for other flaws

Lumberjack it's not that hard

Barking Dog of tongue and pen

Banshee my daily friend

Hwacha, let down your guard


Haha! This sounds awesome!