Chocolate Range Finders

[Squidslinger Gilder]

So old Simpsons episode where Springfield elementary gets this budget winfall and everyone and anyone's idea is approved no matter how dumb or strange it is. Ralph Wiggum of course proposes Chocolate Microscopes.

So lets play a game and see how wild we can get with Muse. Say Muse has overnight become more powerful than both EA and Activision combined. Anything and everything people propose, will make it into game. No matter how outlandish it is or completely off the wall, Muse gives it their approval stamp. So, what would you propose Muse make?

[Riggatto]

MIRV mines

[Carn]

.......Adventure mode

[Koali]

Me. As a Kirby.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

The Zuka cannon. A cannon that fires lifelike replicas of Zuka that scream erotic comments about the airship they are streaking towards. Then when they explode, they cover the opposing vessel in whipped cream.

[Replaceable]

Lumberjack enlargement

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Angry Cat foghorns.

[James T. Kirk]

Lochnagar flare into tar clouds cause them to EXPLODE.

[Lieutenant Noir]

Boarding

[DJ Logicalia]

True love

[Riggatto]

this gun

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Jacob riding a skywhale, naked, and eating microwave sushi. All while in Baron mode and laughing at the peasantry below.

[ShadedExalt]

A ship with the highest acceleration, speed, armor, hull, weight, and vertical mobility in the game,  but no guns.

Yup.

I just went there.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Add fatalities to GOIO. Right before a ship is about to explode it goes into derelict mode. Crews can't repair, they just sit there waiting for the opposing ship to hit the right key combination, then have their vessel ripped apart in some extremely graphic ship on ship fatality.

[Koali]

Pyramidion's beak just shears through hull and balloon to the tune of splintering wood, ripping cloth, and groaning metal.

Spire skewers the opponent with a goomba stomp.