The following is in jest.

Powder Monkey!
Thou art not forgiven thine illogical use of ammunitions in thine firearms, but one implores thou study thy manual!
For thou art uneducated in correct ammunitions!
I banish thee Powder Monkey! Go forth and multiply and study munitions and weapons! Thou.art not worthy of mine presence until one realises the importance of Heavy and Greased in a Gatling, and not burst or lochnagar!
What dost thou mean thou hath reported me?! Thou art noobeth.