RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

Well, yeah, but most of it's awesome, albeit kinda bat[airhorn] crazy.

[Carn]

(Carn) lops off the head of one, then the gun arm of the second, bringing his axe to rest on the thirds face "I suggest you surrender." a trickle of blood begins to slide down the thug's face, courtesy of the razor sharp axe resting on his face

[jaboopy]

before getting his arm lopped off, one of the thugs shoots jaboopy in the outside of her left thigh through the table (non vital spot), which is followed by an extremely long string of swears and other foul words as she collapses onto the floor, clutching her thigh in pain. tabinja ducks down and tends to jaboopy, (he's a doctah dontcha kno?)

[Koali]

Razor sharp? That's it? Not Damascus-sharp? Or even shaving-sharp? Dang, Carn, I'm getting you a sharpening stone for Christmas.

[Carn]

(Figure of speach, its sharp enough to punch through ship armor and cut a guy by just rest on him)

(Carn) "So you want him dead or what?"

(Ingur) rushes over to Jaboopy pulling out a field medical kit

[Koali]

Ok, but you're still getting a sharpening stone.

[jaboopy]

jaboopy says in a pained voice, "KILL THEM ALL, IF WE LET THEM GO, MORE WILL COME."

[jaboopy]

(koali, couldnt he use YOU as a sharpening stone?)

[jaboopy]

(i'll be back soon, gonna play a bit of the actual game.)

[Carn]

(Hmmmm, nah he's indestructible, but plump. Wouldn't work.)

(Carn) bringing his axe back slightly, he then does a motion using his whole body, punching the axehead into the man's face "I'm calling that one the One inch Axe Blast." sees the third trying to crawl away, despite missing most of his arm, and having a bullet in his knee. "Oh no you don't" planting his foot in the thug's back, Carn delivers a overhand blow, splitting the mans skull in two

[Koali]

Not at the moment, I seem to be some kind of rough basalt right now.

*Shakes off the stone, then opens mouth and prepares the Maelstrom.*

"Oh, come on. I'm too late AGAIN?!"

[Carn]

(Carn) begins to clean Bloodsong with one of the thug's shirt's, the blood on the blade vibrating, reacting to the alloy "You've always been slow on the draw."

[Koali]

"Well, I have to take the time to pick what to draw, don't I? It's not like it would be a good idea for me to fire a Hwacha in here."

[Carn]

(Carn) "As if the maelstrom would be much better. You'd kill us all with ricochets."

(Ingur) is busy digging the bullet out of Jaboopy's leg

[Koali]

"All it takes is one well-placed bullet."