RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[aceofeagles]

"No.....he is something far worse..."


You take off his helmet and reveal....

A neko girl with pointy cat ears

(neko)"grrrrrrrr GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME. NYAW."

she bites spades hand.

"OW %&-$"

[Carn]

(Carn) "............................A cat girl? That's worse than whatever banished your people?" as a side effect of the magic, sparks are flying of Carn's head as he is trying to process the situation "Someone PLEASE explain what is going on, before I just lose it and nuke this place. And yes, I CAN do that. I'd have to split every atom in my body, which would kill me, but I'd leave a crater so big nobody here would survive."

[Koali]

"Except me, and this hunk of green steel."

[ShadedExalt]

"It's already been cast into this ingot, though."

*Looks around shadily.*

"I'd live."

[Koali]

Is nobody going to ask about the green steel?

[Carn]

(Carn) "It CAN be cast, but to melt it down takes enormous heat. Casting would be best for ship armor, and other heavy duty large pieces."

(Ingur) "What are you planning on making?"

(Carn) 'Oh, and even if you survived the initial blast, there's the magic infused radiation afterwards to think about."

(Gunhild) "CAPTAIN, cool it!"

(Carn) some of the sparks coalesce into a lightning bolt that strikes the green lump, again doing nothing

(Ingur) "What IS this stuff?"

[aceofeagles]

you both look at each other...the cat girl and you...

"She is..my...ex....her name is nallah. we broke up after the death of my father."

(nallah) "grumble"

[Carn]

(Carn) quietly goes outside and rolls a boulder into the tavern, through the door. then proceeds to headbutt it into dust

(Ingur) "A lover's quarrel? Didn't you say your father died recently?"

(Gunhild) "This is getting weird. even by my standards."

(Carn) stops for a moment "You've got no idea." proceeds once more

[Koali]

"That green stuff is just an alloy of steel and... Green beans."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Green beans and steel?" goes and gets a pot of water and puts the green lump in it "Carn can you boild this?"

(Carn) snapping his fingers while headbutting the boulder, now half destroyed, the water in the pot boils

(Ingur) "There, a few hours and that should be rusty mush."

[Koali]

"It should be, but it somehow isn't."

*Retrieves the lump from the pot.*

"The only thing Nestor and I could find that could damage it was... Oh, this is ridiculous... Tabasco sauce. I have no idea why."

*Pulls a bottle out of nowhere and drips a bit of the Tabasco on the lump, causing it to sizzle.*

"We've tried other pepper sauces to no effect."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I said a few HOURS Koali, but the Tabasco thing is weird."

(Carn) pounds the last bit of the boulder into dust

(Ingur) "Better?"

(Carn) "Slightly, now wheres the bloody rum? Spades, from the top please. Explain."

(and can someone tell what homestruck even is?)

[aceofeagles]

"these people think I'M a demon....they've Been after me for some time. And she tried to kill me. TWICE."

(nallah)"betcha liked that first one hun"

(Spades)"let's not bring that up or else I'll cut off your tail....AGAIN!! "

You walk out of the basement.

"Please for the love of everything peaceful. Don't let her out of there...."

[aceofeagles]

You sit down at a bar stool. "I think she may have played a party in my father's death...... "You look toward gunhild.you talk telepathically To carn. "Id rather talk..in private...."

[Paladin Cykas]

Cykas barely looks up from his food as he addresses the troll. "Do you have evidence to prove it? If she is guilty of such a sin then retribution is expected, but i will not condone exacting that retribution on someone who does not definitively deserve it."