RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded quietly chuckles to himself as he settles down in the corner, propping his feet up on a table and pulling his cream newsboy cap over his eyes.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "You wanna start something pinky?"

[Koali]

"WAAAAHAHAHA!!!"

"With all due respect, sir, it was rather amusing. And I'm afraid you'll have to put up with him, as you wouldn't be able to scratch him."

[Carn]

(Carn) pulls out a sealed lead bottle "Dont be so sure, I found an interesting document about a creature called a Kirby, and it had a certain recipe to deal with them."

[Koali]

*Pauses the giggles.*

"Wait, what? You have a way to kill me?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "The texts merely said it helps deal with Kirbys, i have no clue if it kills or disables. It seems one of your kind went on a rampage a long time ago. People got desperate, the parts that said what it does were destroyed. For all i know, it could paralyze you, or disable your powers."

(Ingur) "Is this really necessary?"

(Carn) "You have seen the hwacha mouth? And the unpredictability right?"

 

[ShadedExalt]

*There's a loud BANG and the bottle shatters, releasing it's contents all over Carn's legs and the floor.*

[Carn]

(Carn) starts laughing "You missed! You hit the booze, anyways this bottle is LEAD, it doesn't shatter." puts it away "I don't want to use it, just something for him to think about before he goes completely bonkers. Level the playing field somewhat. Anyways, i memorized the recipe, its actually really easy."

(Ingur) "CARN! He is your friend!"

(Carn) "And i said i don't want to use it. However, i don't want to get blasted by him for a laugh."

[Koali]

Shaded, I feel like this was planned.

"DUDE WHAT THE HECK THAT STUFF'S PROBABLY DANGEROUS!!!"

*Inhales it off of Carn's legs, leaving him unharmed... And un-disgusted, and unaffected.*

"... Mph?"

"Ah. Superglue. That... That makes sense. Give me a moment, I'll go get the solvent."

I reject Carn's post because I already typed all this.

[Carn]

(Carn) "Told you it was used to deal with kirbys. Does that look lethal to you?"

[ShadedExalt]

Saying 'you missed' is basically god modding.

[Carn]

(Saying that a lead bottle shatters is a bit much aswell, dont you think? Pierced i can handle, but shattered?)

[ShadedExalt]

There's a shatter damage type


But fair enough.

Oversight, I didn't see the lead bit.

That said, I still hit it, and lead is soft as hell, a .44 round would've punched right through.

[Carn]

(a lead bullet, yes I conceed it would have gone through, and some the substance would have spilled.)

[ShadedExalt]

Whoever said it was lead?

Yes, lead is the bullet material in practically every weapon, but maybe I have FMJ rounds.