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Carn:
the count of enemy ships is now 2 squids 5 galleon, 1 crazy doctor in the town, and 1 bronze lion, also in the town

Koali:
"Alright, I think it's time to do something crazy!"

*Floats back down to the deck of the Junker.*

"Nng..."

*Holds breath and makes a face that could easily be described as constipated.*

Carn:
(Carn) "I recomend we moonshine out of here, now."

(Ingur) "Already working on it dear!"

the Valkyrie zooms out of Koali's constipated blast radius

Koali:
Oh, ha, ha, ha. Very funny. It isn't exactly easy to make skywhale noises, now, is it?

*A loud subsonic (and distinctly non-flatulent) rumble rings out, discordant yet oddly melodic, with enough bass to knock Dr. Dre's Beats off.*

"By the Great Cog... No, it couldn't be!"

Carn:
(Ingur)".............Did that little guy just fart?"

(Carn)"I think so?"

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