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Koali:
*The bartender fiddles with an old radio.*

"No, miss Ingur, he didn't fart. He is attempting to make a skywhale call."

Carn:
(Carn)"............"

(Ingur)"............"

(Carn)"Im torn you see, we are of Bacon"

(Ingur)"Quite your babbling, im flying us out of here."

(Carn)"But Sky Whale Bacon!"

Koali:
"The maktak of the skies, as it were. Once considered a delicacy, now all but gone."

Maktak is the Inuit word for what's basically whale bacon.

Carn:
(Carn) "I have an idea..."

(Ingur) "Oh no."

(Carn) "We harness the sky whale and subjugate it to our will! Then the peasants will stop worshiping them and follow Bacon."

Koali:
*A call similar to Koali's answers from far away.*

"It seems Mr. Carn is susceptible to the song of skywhales. I have just the solution! Miss Ingur, if you would please hand Mr. Carn the radio.

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