RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "Magic is son nice. I can use it to seal that jacket up and deny you access. Also, JUST BECAUSE I'M DEAD, DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM SHOVELS!"

[ShadedExalt]

"And I know vastly more about you than you do me.  That's not a problem, let me assure you."

[Carn]

(Carn) "You guys do realize that I just want to get back to life so I can a) marry Ingur, and b) drink hellfire? Why do you insist on being rude to me?"

[ShadedExalt]

"Hey, you were the one drinking all the booze.  Then you started making threats."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I only drank half. AND KOALI STARTED BY THREATENING ME WITH AN ETHEREAL SHOVEL!"

(Ingur) "Where did he even get it?"

(Carn) "More importantly, if he can get THAT, WHY CAN'T HE GET US ECTO SHOTS?"

(Ingur) "Ok, I have to agree with you on that one."

[Koali]

"Because this isn't booze. I was just going to knock you out for the trip to the meteor."

[Carn]

(Carn) "How about no."

[Koali]

"Hey, let's go!"

Koali grabs the keg of Raider's Rum and ignites the thrusters on his rocket pack.

[Carn]

(Ingur) "At least let me drink some!"

(Carn) "I wasn't stooping you."

[Koali]

"That barrel had better not be empty when we get there! It still has to last the whole trip back!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Hmmmm." a few unintelligible words can be heard, then the keg is suddenly much heavier. "UNLIMITED BOOZE SPELL!"

(Ingur) 'Now you just have to stay sober enough to keep casting it."

[Koali]

"Seriously? Nobody will believe me when I tell them I flew on a rocket pack carrying Bacchus in a barrel."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I'm not THAT good. I have to have at least a mouthful to replicate it."

[Koali]

"Regardless, we've arrived. This thing looks heavy..."

[Carn]

(Carn) We only need about 10 pounds. That said, it's still in the ore form. Break off about 50 pounds for now."