RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Ingur) squinting at George's friend "Hey is he alright?"

(Carn) finishes his 14th and fills a 15th "Ahhh, now that nightshade is taking affect. Everything is in wonderful blurry colors."

[Koali]

*A loud, low horn blast issues from the forge. Just as Carn looks out the window, he sees a pod of skywhales in the distance, leading him to assume he is hallucinating.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Uhhhhhh anyone else see the pod of skywhales? Or have I had to much Raider's Rum?"

(Ingur) "Ohhhh no, I see them too."

[Koali]

"Awesome. Hey, Carn! I've got something for you to see!"



Basically this but made of Songsteel.

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ummmmm interesting.... what is it?" wonders where he will put this, it seems larger then the free space on the Valkyrie's deck, and he has no other place of residence that he owns

(Ingur) "Did that thing make that sound?"

[Koali]

"To answer both your questions, give it a strum! A LIGHT strum, a heavy one could do some real damage. To us, not it."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Hmmm, was never very good with string instruments, wind and brass yes. Well then here goes." gingerly plucks the longest string

[Koali]

*A loud, low note issues from the strange instrument's mouth.*

"If you learn to play it, you could try and summon a skywhale!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Well that explains the pod passing by."

(Ingur) looks at the size of the instrument "Uhhhh where are we going to put it? It would take up most of the deck space on the Valkyrie."

(Carn) "I was thinking that myself, I don't own a warehouse either."

[Koali]

"Well, it might fit on a heavy gun mount. You'd have to ditch the Prometheus, though. Maybe we could split the Prometheus in two and put it on the side mounts?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Is there a way to scale it down? It would lessen the range, but make it easier to transport."

[Koali]

"It would also raise the pitch. Remember, size and shape are everything with sound. Now..."

*Rotates the Gaffophone away from the Tavern.*

"Observe."

*Gives the strings a moderate strum, creating a large standing wave (you might want to google it if you don't know what a standing wave is) in the sand.*

"A wave like that can cause severe mental disruption. After all, it vibrates your brain. Now, if you strum with more force, you can end up liquefying someone. A smaller one on the other hand... It would actually work, I've seen it happen. I think I can make a miniature version."



Woo, French comics!

...

I neglected to mention that the Tavern is out in the middle of a desert in the middle of nowhere, with a town not too far away.

[Carn]

(so we've either got a teleporting town, or a teleporting tavern/armory/bunker)

(Carn) "Again, space, I don't have a lot of it. Is there a way to get this to be modified as some sort of horn? To be honest I'm not so good on string instruments. But I've played a variety of brass."

(this is actually accurate)

Meanwhile several kilometers to the north, a woman in a Anglean Marauder's dress uniform with Major rank markings is piloting a squid at ridiculous speed. The woman bears a striking resemblance to Ingur, red hair and a lithe athletic frame. However, its is visibly obvious this woman is somewhat older and currently pissed off. Major Gunhild Krell is soon to arrive. 

[George Mills]

George places on his goggles.
"Guys, if anyone can made this instrument into a smaller form it's Dowlais."
George looks down at the currently passed out body of Dowlais.
"Maybe not...so much for the legendary blacksmith Dowlais Steele."

[Carn]

(Carn) waves his hand in front of Shaded's face, and noting the complete lack of reaction "And this is why I'm confident of winning with my recipe. I've drank so much I'm quite resistant to nightshade, so Nestor. I named you official ref, do I win?"

(Ingur) checks Dowlais's pulse "He's still breathing at least, dump him on a couch or something. Think I saw some blankets somewhere."

(Carn) "Anyone know exactly how big this place is? Does it even have a radio?"

(Ingur) face going as pale as bone "Uhhh Carn? I haven't been able to radio Gunhild......."

(Carn) "Soooo what your saying is, she hasn't heard back from you since you came to collect my dead body."

(Ingur) "That pretty much sums it up."

(Carn) "Koali for the love love of Bacon, we need to find a radio."

Now zipping over the town and heading directly for the Tavern, Gunhild parks the modified squid directly over the front door

(Carn) "To late, brace yourself lads."