When life gives you ponies, don't make ponified pictures - make life take the ponies back! Get mad! 
I don't want your damn ponies, what am I supposed to do with these? 
Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Yiski ponies. 
Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the ponies. 
I'm going to to get my gunners to invent a combustible pony that burns your ship down!