Kirk is pink haired teen confirmed.
72. When you go to ask someone where they got the reference from when they say happy birthday and then you remember that people outside cake can say happy birthday too.
Firstly. Dude. I told you not to tell anyone about that.
I got bubblegum in my hair, and that was the easiest way I could think to get to get people to not notice.
Also, did I ever tell you guys about the time I was in a restaurant, heard the group behind me collectively say "Happy Birthday," and thought for a solid minute of how the best way to reveal that James T. Kirk was right behind them?
Yea. Thank God I caught myself.