The original lyrics before Jacob and Shadak got to them. These were very crude. But they ran with it. In the end, didn't get a chance to think up anything for Goldfish or Mobula. As you can see Mobula was just starting but couldn't think of anything for it.
I'm too sexy for my Munker too sexy for my Munker
Munker's going to mine me
I'm too sexy for my mortar too sexy for my mortar
So sexy it hurts, boom
And I'm too sexy for Chang Ning too sexy for Chang Ning
Kinforth and Vyshtorg
And I'm too sexy for your Galleon
Too sexy for your Galleon
No way I'm hwacha dancing
I'm a Baron you know what I mean
And I do my phoenix claw on the poopdeck
Yeah on the poopdeck on the poopdeck yeah
I do my phoenix claw on the poopdeck
I'm too sexy for my Pyra too sexy for my Pyra
Too sexy I ram ya, youch!
And I'm too sexy for my Spire
Too sexy for my Spire, bring that lumberjack back. Ooo
I'm a Baron you know what I mean
And I do my heavy clip on the poopdeck
Yeah on the poopdeck on the poopeck yeah
I shake my little spanner on the poopdeck
I'm too sexy for my...too sexy for my...too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a Baron you know what I mean
And I do my kerosene on the poopdeck
Yeah on the poopdeck on the poopeck yeah
I shake my little chute on the poopdeck
I'm too sexy for my Squid too sexy for my Squid
Poor squiddy poor squiddy squid, awww
I'm too sexy for my Munker too sexy for my Munker
Munker's going to mine me
And I'm too sexy for this Mobula
Probably could have done more tools or even a class mix. Change the Galleon into "no way I'm buffgineering!"
Have at it, see what you all can come up with
