Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!

[Ariden]

So I remembered this game from an old forum I used to visit, and stole the idea .

Basically you write a poem or a rap song about the person above you. You don't have to know them - it could be about their names or profile pictures.

Take it away!

[HamsterIV]

There once was a pilot named Ariden,
whose magazine was not fully laiden.
She pulled into a dock,
and loaded some Loch.
Man she was one crazy maiden.

[macmacnick]

Hamster takes in all,
those who listen appall.
The teamwork astonishes all.

[BdrLineAzn]

macmacnick, whose flames fire so deep.
The cake was there,
But the fire so bare.
Hypnotise all who stared
Into a trance
That, not even a lance
Can break the power
Of the flare.

[Coldcurse]

BdrLine has alot of wine,
Wenches by his side he's fine.
But when he looks behind his ship,
He will experience a scary trip.
As I am flying on his tail,
Popping down his white shiny sail.
As he's falling to the ground,
He yells out in a screaming sound.
"screw you coldcurse!"

[Captain Lockheart]

A man devoid of dismay.
Those dreams you had, he stole away.
But with his junker and wit,
He can score every hit.
From his artemis' firing from his bow.

Often he charges alone,
Damage and death is prone.
But with his flamer lit.
He can burn every bit.
With his Dutchmen cheering him on.

[Cheesy Crackers]

Lockheart, locked his heart
away in a cabinet.
Now he is so dead

Haikus yay!

[Lukeskybacon]

This thread is old ASS
The cheesiness is complete
Haiku easy as hell

[Mod Josie]

While I may know jack all about you,
I still know that my words here be true.
Cause next time I awaken
You'll have fried me some bacon
For my breakfast of sarnies and brew!

[Shadak Shademore]

A Musey be you,
And a cakey so true,
A good friend to all who are new.

Fell out of the sky,
On Philip he got high,
His sanity forever to sigh.

[Arturo Sanchez]

Yo! I'm too white to rap

and I'm an asian.

So I'll just say you're a really swell guy.

Yeah!