It's a comforting thought, to know that it's impossible to make a blatant, over the top joke thread without some people taking it seriously. Ah, Poes's Law. (Come on, look at the OP. The joke *is* the fact that it's blatantly sexist/chauvinistic. It's poking fun at the mindset, rather than embracing it.)
Anyway, I assume the only dicks worthy of being considered dicks must be 12+? How can I tell if I'm manly if I don't have a fire extinguisher down there?