MORG Gaming Nights

[Mezhu]

Yo.

We're all aware of how high the female population in Goio is, and although we do love the ladies it sometimes can get a bit frustrating. Men, after all, need to spend some time every now and then doing manly stuff away from female company. As such, there's been the idea of organizing a male-only invitational event, directed towards only the most testosterone-filled members of goio community. To ensure every participant's enjoyment a few ground rules and requirements for potential applicants have to be set;

• Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm² allowed.
• Must yell a lot, punch stuff in anger whenever losing and make forced sex jokes at least once a minute.
• Must be confident in own genitalia size and possibly brag about it in public.
• Must be into sports. (tennis, volley, chess and the like do not count).
• Must drink scotch and smoke cigars on a daily basis and preferrably during events.
• Muscles are not a must but are definitely a plus. Moustache can work as an alternative, bonus points for full-grown beards.
• Must enjoy pornographic material.
• Strictly straight-only. If not, at least act like it.
• Any word of cooking and shopping (exluding arms) will result to an irrevokable permanent ban from our little community.

Possible activities we can do as a group and additional rules are open to discussion.

[Skrimskraw]

a group dedicated to only playing duke numen forever online.

[Fiasco total]

Je t'aime Mezhu.

[Queso]

Oh thank God this is in the pit. Just keep it light, don't insult anyone else's groups, don't be tooooooo distasteful and we should be good here. Jeez guys, giving me a heart attack, thinking I'd have to work the rust off the ban hammer.

[Andika]

• Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm² allowed.
• Must yell a lot, punch stuff in anger whenever losing and make forced sex jokes at least once a minute.
• Must be confident in own genitalia size and possibly brag about it in public.
• Must be into sports. (tennis, volley, chess and the like do not count).
• Must drink scotch and smoke cigars on a daily basis and preferrably during events.
• Muscles are not a must but are definitely a plus. Moustache can work as an alternative, bonus points for full-grown beards.
• Must enjoy pornographic material.
• Strictly straight-only. If not, at least act like it.
• Any word of cooking and shopping (exluding arms) will result to an irrevokable permanent ban from our little community.

If, as a woman, I happen to fit all of that, that's..ugh..worrying, right? 

[Crafeksterty]

I think we need to erect an addition to the rules

[B'Elanna]

"But what about the men "

[HamsterIV]

• Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm² allowed.

As a male of Asian decent I already fail this criteria. Have fun you wookies.

[Skrimskraw]

• Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm² allowed.

As a male of Asian decent I already fail this criteria. Have fun you wookies.

if you dont have the physical needs, the mental visualization can be enough.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

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[Canon Whitecandle]

Not sure if you're being silly, Gilder. I find the whole thing oddly comical, if not a twinge misogynistic. Honestly, if I were offended I'd be offended at the 'straight-only' rule. Buuuut, I'm a lass so the whole thing is irrelevant to me. Besides, we all know who the master sex truly is.

[B'Elanna]

[Mezhu]

I too have a penis

[Skrimskraw]

its a joke gilder, its in the pit

[Imagine]

Absolutely pathetic. The shit people think they can get away with...