Oh, I don't know about that... Here's a quote from a leading Steampunk Paleontologist.
"You see... Try to imagine yourself in the Steampunk Period. You get your first look at this "duck" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, because, well, it's a duck, and you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not ducks. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other duck you didn't even know was there. Because ducks are pack hunters, you see, they use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force lately. He slashes at you with this – a six-inch claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no … he slashes at you here [makes slashing motions below the child's chest] or here … [above the groin] or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is … you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know … try to show a little respect."
- Dr. Adam Grant.
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