"It's James. Jame T. K. The TK stands for Team Kill. It tends to happen when you burn the world to the ground like I do. Well, what'll it be? A doughnut or a croissant?"
"Look, in the eyes of the law, I went clean five years ago. But there's been some private eyes snooping on my... pastry... shipments. Would ya take care of 'em? Lifetime of free cake if ya will."
"Need something cooked? Some bread, perhaps? Or maybe a pesky pirate? My ovens burn all."