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Offline Urz

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Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« on: April 01, 2014, 08:55:28 am »

Brought to you by the fine folks at Frito-Lay, the Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League is a 24 month competitive epic to determine the strongest of the strong, while enjoying the bold taste of Doritos-brand tortilla chips. The structure of the tournament will be based on the concept of planetary bracketing. All competing teams will be inserted into the Doritos Sports Flavorizer™, a series of three brackets rotating around a central 'champions' bracket. One bracket will be played out each month for four months, with winners from the newcomers brackets fighting to stay in contention, and the chance to challenge the champions bracket from the challengers bracket for the chance to be a champion. Following each four month period, the brackets will be rotated and the process begins anew until we have found the team worthy of being called the coolest in the sky!
 
This event is part of the Frito-Lays campaign to promote Doritos as the perfect snack food for consumer air travel: "Feel the cool ranch in your hair."



Signups:
  • Each team requires a minimum of eight members to participate
  • Please include contact info for your team's captain, along with a photo of them enjoying Doritos-brand tortilla chips
Prizes:
  • All members of the winning team will be flown out to Frito-Lay headquarters in Plano, Texas for a one hour swim in the Doritos vault
  • All members of the winning and runner-up teams will receive sampler package of experimental Doritos flavors, including one you would never guess!
  • Prizes are only valid with the signature of a non-disclosure agreement




Offline redria

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 09:02:10 am »
Not a fan of Cool Ranch. I refuse to participate in an event so blatantly opposed to the glorious taste of Nacho Cheese. I find this offensive. Please contact Frito-Lays and tell them to change the campaign immediately.

Offline B'Elanna

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 09:30:41 am »
besides agreeing with redria,
you HAVE to come up with more interesting names, man... you're killing me ._.

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 09:32:51 am »
 Oh, my chest is not used to laugh, but this, sir...this. I need a chest massage now. Does Frito-Lays also include massages as prizes ? Can I have an" expiremental pizza flavored"  massage ? (I figured I should edit this to clarify: haha, no.)
[another edit: it better be april fools today..]
« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 09:39:00 am by TyberiusTheThird »

Offline Mr. Ace Rimmer

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 10:22:16 am »
Such April Fools, much Laugh, Side split

Offline macmacnick

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 10:23:49 am »
...Thank god this wasn't By EA... o.o...
(I know this is april fools.)
« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 10:31:03 am by macmacnick »

Offline Dutch Vanya

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 10:34:43 am »
Finally a competitive event for me.

Offline DMaximus

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 11:08:06 am »
Merry Men's D-Team, The Brothers of Drunken Merriment are signing up!

Captains: DMaximus, Surette
Crew: This six pack I just picked up.
Contact Info: Just ring the local pub, they'll pass the phone over.
Photo incoming. Need to find some Doritos.

Note: Just been informed by Zill that we've been demoted to the E-Team. He found a group of trained monkeys that are better pilots than I. I will not let this blow interfere with my destiny! I WILL WIN THE DORITOS SWIM!

Offline Battle Toads

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 04:10:18 pm »
hahahah, its funny because this is clearly an April Fool's joke. (I would cry if GoIO had a partnership with doritos the same way halo does)

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 04:14:51 pm »
I bet the Clamour wants to be signed up for this. Too bad for them if they don't, I'll do it anyways.



The Clamour


(Too lazy to go find their logo)

Captains: nhbearit, levi mann


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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 05:04:54 pm »
As a squid pilot, I would like to take a moment and thank Doritos® for the aerodynamic advantage of having cool ranch in my hair. I don't know how I ever flew without it, the new speed is simply unrealistic.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 05:20:30 pm by Omniraptor »

Offline Nidh

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 05:53:09 pm »
Cool Ranch Pilot's tool confirmed

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Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2014, 02:27:50 am »