Red Button Consequences

[Squidslinger Gilder]

If you press it, the next person must state the consequences of your actions. If you don't press it, the next person must also state the consequences of you not pressing it.

Will pressing the button be good, or will it be bad? You decide!!

[macmacnick]

"Oh look an innocent looking red button! I wonder what will happen if i push it?"
*Push*

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Gilder activates defensive talents:



*Presses button*

[macmacnick]

*Gilder's head explodes*
*activates defenses and explosion proofing*
*Push*

[Squidslinger Gilder]

*Presses button with a long stick*

[Riggatto]

Long stick turns to long snake. Gilder runs but is strangled.

Does not push

[macmacnick]

Riggatto is disintegrated.


Writes a haiku about the button.


Red button — tempting.
must not push, must not push. Push.
Gave in to the urge.


*Push*

[ramjamslam]

Can't resist!

[macmacnick]

(yay no consequences for me!)
Ram gets attacked by a horde of new players asking "Why's your name yellow?".


*Slowly and dramatically presses the button*

[Coldcurse]

*stares at the button*
Don't know why people can't resist the butto....
*Coldcurse slams his hand on the button*
...?

[Squidslinger Gilder]

*Throws Coldcurse's remains at button to push it*

[Cheesy Crackers]

Remains collect together and reanimate into zombie Coldcurse and tries to eat Gilder

Assuming Gilder is still alive I bring him over again and get him to press the button for me

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Cheesy Crackers gets Kancho'd by zombie Coldcurse.



*Cackles manically then accidentally sits on button*

[B'Elanna]

[redria]

B'Elanna's failure to push the hugs button means she does not get kitten hugs.

*push*