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Red Button Consequences
Mod Josie:
The Button elevates Replaceable's clan leader to developer status, causing Cake to own the GoIO community.
***Connection Established***
[00:32:20] [Muse] Jacob: Pastries run the game.
[00:33:05] James T. Kirk: Yes. Yes we do.
[00:33:17] James T. Kirk: Soon. Cake will encompass all.
[00:33:17] [Muse] Jacob: I just heard that you and Shadak have hacked Keyvias
[00:33:22] James T. Kirk: There will he no clans.
[00:33:26] James T. Kirk: No devs.
[00:33:29] James T. Kirk: No CA's.
[00:33:31] James T. Kirk: Only cake
[00:33:39] [Muse] Jacob: I would like to congratulate you on taking the next step up in protocol
[00:33:45] [Muse] Jacob: there are now many secrets I may share with you.
[00:33:47] [Muse] Jacob: Boarding confirmed.
[00:33:49] [Muse] Jacob: 2015
[00:34:03] James T. Kirk knew it
[00:34:17] [Muse] Jacob Wishes he knew how wrong James T. Kirk is
[00:34:48] [Muse] Jacob: also matchmaking is a hoax
[00:35:02] [Muse] Jacob: harpoons are being removed
[00:35:07] [Muse] Jacob: I am Keyvias' boss
[00:35:16] [Muse] Jacob: I run the game
[00:35:20] [Muse] Jacob: and now WE run the game
[00:35:29] [Muse] Jacob: you Shadak and I are the new kings and queens of vengeance
[00:35:38] James T. Kirk: Mr. Jacob.
[00:35:49] [Muse] Jacob: Mr. Kirk?
[00:35:54] James T. Kirk: Release the skywhales.
[00:36:01] [Muse] Jacob: I need the launch code
[00:36:04] [Muse] Jacob: also turn your key to set
[00:36:07] [Muse] Jacob: and prime the missiles.
[00:36:20] James T. Kirk: Wait.
[00:36:23] James T. Kirk: First.
[00:36:50] James T. Kirk: Douse them in kerosene.
[00:36:56] [Muse] Jacob: Dousing in progress
[00:37:00] [Muse] Jacob: launch code please
[00:37:05] [Muse] Jacob: also turn your key to Set
[00:38:14] [Muse] Jacob: Launch is currently set for T minus 52 hours 28 minutes 31 seconds.
[00:38:47] James T. Kirk: Launch code:
[00:39:01] James T. Kirk: KirksBadges
[00:39:10] James T. Kirk: Key on set.
***Launch Code Confirmed - Mainfraim in Executive Control***
***Keys at Muse EU HQ now on Launch***
***Set Keys to Launch - ETA moved to T minus 10 minutes***
[00:40:40] James T. Kirk: Hail the Bakery.
***ERROR: Manual override***
[00:41:03] James T. Kirk: What?
[00:41:19] [Muse] Jacob: Muse found out what we're doing and are trying to delay the launch!
[00:41:43] [Muse] Jacob: Quick - push the Red button at the top left of your GoIO console interface.
[00:42:07] James T. Kirk: Damn. They've already locked me out.
[00:42:14] James T. Kirk: But. It's okay.
[00:42:28] James T. Kirk: I've got an ace-in-the hole
[00:42:35] [Muse] Jacob: What's your plan?
[00:42:40] James T. Kirk: There's still a man on the inside.
[00:42:49] James T. Kirk: He's been... Undercover.
[00:42:58] [Muse] Jacob: Am I a sleeper agent??
[00:43:09] James T. Kirk: Code name: Komodo Joe.
[00:43:27] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: It has been a long time, comrade
[00:43:48] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: I am preparing to hack the system momentarily
[00:43:52] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: All hail the bakery
[00:44:01] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: Skywhales launching in twelve seconds
[00:44:06] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: Pressing Red Button Now.
[00:44:30] James T. Kirk: First. The age of dust.
[00:44:33] James T. Kirk: Then, the age of air.
[00:44:37] James T. Kirk: Now.
[00:44:41] James T. Kirk: The age of fire.
[00:44:49] James T. Kirk: Hail the Bakery.
***Critical Error - Connection Terminated***
RedRoach:
A giant massive whale awakens, hidden on the dunes of Desert Scrap, and rises. A new age has begun. Buttttt...
RedRoach: "Why does this button say 'After the success of the bakery, never press'? Well, I'm not a baker so....." *press*
(Komodo Joe? wtf is Komodo Joe? XD)
Replaceable:
In the eyes of the community, RedRoach should not have pressed that button.
*klaxon* "Eclairs prepare for launch, repeat, Eclairs prepare for Launch, T-Minus 65 seconds."
The premier Cake pilots quickly comply. Soon the cake fleet is assembled.
The Cake War squadron heroically emerge from the fiery depths of the oven.
Spearheading the charge is kirk, on his blenderfish, the VSS Pastryprise, to the left and right are Melon and Leto, each on pyramidions, a flamer/carro and a hades/flamer respectively. Next up is Zander on his Galleon, the devil's food, and fox on his Galleon, the Kevin Bacon. Playing Sentinel and flying abive us, is Sandy Hawkins, flying the platform birthday, a Mobula with all Banshees. Finishing the left and right sides of the formation is Spud and I, I am flying the Bunker, Spud is flying the mines of Melon, both munkers. We of course have the finest mine layers in the game.
'Let's hunt some Meta' Kirk says over captain's chat.
But what's that?
An ancient engine roars to life, from deep inside enemy territory.
A new threat?
A Junker emerges from Muse HQ. Heroically burning Kerosene and dodging flak and hades alike.
'Hail the Bakery' Cullen Screams as he rips through the sky on 'The Birthday Cake'.
The skies will run red with the fires of cake.
HAIL THE BAKERY.
(Also Jacob I loooved your post :D)
James T. Kirk:
(Quick interlude. Jacob's post was an actual conversation we had. I'm sure many of the more curious among you Googled 'Komodo Joe' and found yourselves redirected to looking at a fine collection of quality grills by 'Kamado Joe'. HOWEVER, if you click on "search instead for Komodo Joe," some of you forum veterans will find yourselves looking at something familiar. Especially if you Google 'Komodo Joe CTR')
Replaceable:
(So this is canon in this game :O)
(Now that cake run this game.. what shall i do first... hmmm..)
(I know!)
( >:open dev console.)
( >:help.playercommands)
( >:/mute <player> ~ mute's a player's microphone.)
( >:/block <player> ~ Blocks a player, hides all chat and messages from player as well as voice chat.)
( >:/ban <player> ~ Bans a player from the game for 48 hours.)
( >:/permaban <player> ~ Permanently locks a players account. Must have full permission to do so.)
(>: /permaban <RedRoach> )
(Oops wrong thread xD)
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