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Red Button Consequences
Shadak Shademore:
Pressing the button sends out a distress beacon calling all ships in ear shot to the same area. Unfortunately not all ships are friendly and a race through canyon ambush begins.
*presses the button*
RedRoach:
Suddenly a game-breaking glitch causes all ships in ear shot to turn all of their guns into incindeary mine launchers, and continuously shoot out mines despite not having anyone on the gun. Chaos begins.
In amusement, RedRoach does not press the button as he watches the burning explosions.
DJ Calvary:
all the ships are soon managed by level one captains and crew in galleons, mobulas, and spires
Calvary hurridly pushes the button to right this atrocity
RedRoach:
All the ships turn to meta-midions. The newbies soon learn the power of gat-mortar combo.
RedRoach, hating metas, presses the button to make more unusal combos.
Replaceable:
Replaceable charges in on 'The Bunker.' A Junker. That is also a Munker.
I shout:"Screw the Metaaaaaaaaa!" At the top of my voice.
The expert mining of Miki and Pvt. Fudge destroy every metamidion in the game. (lol don't charge my Munker.)
You are safe from the Meta- for now.
I triumphantly slam the button. Feeling Good about slaying Metamidions.
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