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Huskarr:
Huskarr, who for some reason was able to endure the madness decides to leave. Due to his clumsiness he falls and kicks a pebble by accident.  This Pebble hits one of the worshippers in the head. The worshipper dies because the pebble hit them in the exact spot where a bullet once struck them. The worshipper falls over onto a rubber ducky that makes a squeaky noise.  This noise causes a stray fog to run towards the toy. On it's way there the dog hits Freud who falls onto the button.  This presses the button.

C r o w:
Oedipus is spawned. He starts crying desperately because he remembers that he actually fucked his own mother and killed his father.
The button presses itself for the melanchony.

ShadedExalt:
Freud respawns and begins psychoanalyzing Oedipus

C r o w:
Shenanigans happens: Oedipus suicides, because muh greek tragedy. Freud grows a pair of moustaches as big and fancy as Nietzsche's and challenges him to press the button.

Nietzsche presses the button

Carn:
For over a year, Nietzsche stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into him.  Finally Nietzsche collapses, dead, and falls into the abyss.

The abyss presses the button........ somehow.....

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