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Red Button Consequences
The Mann:
Deer Lord! What happened?5
Carn:
The Button is disappointed that Mann did not push it. It brings Carn out of the abyss to speak for the Button.
The button was left alone, neglected in the miasmic depths of the Pit. I uncovered it, so it may once more change the fabric of reality.
Carn firmly presses the Button.
C r o w:
The button tremples, shakes, sceams and at last cries "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" and a wild Karl Marx spawns!
He begins to criticize Hegel, his teachings and the bourgeois class!
While shocked by this visage of pure &$£%£%"£$ness, the young Sergeant Adolf Hitler presses the button, while looking Carn with the face of a man who should have been admitted at the Accademy of Fine Arts.
Carn:
General George Patton appears, and proceeds to kick the @$$& of Hitler and Marx. Once done, Patton stands guard by the button with Carn.
ShadedExalt:
Erwin Rommel proceeds to fall from the sky in a Pz.38t, crushing Carn, Patton, and the button.
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