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Red Button Consequences
RedRoach:
RedRoach, now lying in a floor mixed with blood from getting smacked with a ton of Dakka and cherry jello, is lifted into the air and turns into a panther. Which slides under Ultimate Pheer and lets him ride it. Ultimate Pheer now has a panther mount with lots of cherry jello on it.
Due to being a mount, RedRoach is unable to press the button.
Indreams:
As the button was not pressed...
Indreams appears on an elephant slug and burns the jello covered abomination.
Hoping for more dakka, Indreams presses the red button.
RedRoach:
The button being pressed creates a small little cake on the floor. The cake is labeled "Absolutely for certain definitively not lying." There are no candles on it.
RedRoach wants to put candles on the cake, but he has no candles. He presses the button for candles!
Replaceable:
Ask and you shall receive. A wild cake appears. We have all the candles you need.
*Leaves the button alone because i don't feel i neeeed to press it*
RedRoach:
RedRoach looks at the cake with no candles. He then looks at the wild cake, which may or may not have candles (they've gotta be invisible then cuz I CAN't SEE THEM) and then at Replaceable who has a shit-ton of candles. RedRoach tackles Replaceable for candles.
The ensuing scuffle accidentally presses the button.
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