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Red Button Consequences
Indreams:
The giant jumbo shrimp turns out to be a sky whale aphrodisiac.
A sky whale appears to hump RedRoach. (I hope you don't mind).
While running away, Indreams accidentally steps on the red button.
RedRoach:
The button press causes the whale to explode. (SHAME ON YOU FOR MUDERING A SKYWHALE!) However, the whale was in the middle of humping RedRoach. RedRoach now is more red than he should be, both physically, and emotionally.
The explosion makes everything red. Redder Redroach can't find the button anymore.
Replaceable:
Did someone say red?
The button cries because it just can't be found.
Using a flare gun and a spy glass, I find it.
*Press.*
DJ Calvary:
The whale bits turn into cherry jello!
Cal not pleased with this roars "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
presses button with mass amounts of Dakkaa
Ultimate Pheer:
As you used insufficient amounts of Dakka to press the button, it promptly returns fire with twice the Dakka you used.
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Press
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