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Debate of everything and nothing
Oliver Colt:
--- Quote from: Captain Coldcurse on January 16, 2014, 10:25:43 am ---well the grenade launcher shoots to fast for a flare gun.
think of the size of a lumberjack and shooting 1 flare the size of a bowlingball every 5 seconds.
flame stack would be 30 if you hit a ship.
blind people if it pops in front of their faces.
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I second this motion, it would be hilarious if the captain just randomly saw people jumping off the ship and they were like "sorry capt, we didn't want to be blind" OR "sorry capt we were blind".
HamsterIV:
I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
James T. Kirk:
Keyboard shortcut emotions would be a detriment to our community.
With the upcoming PS4 support, all console players would feel vastly inferior not being able to make sweet-sweet love to a heavy flamer.
Cheesy Crackers:
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
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Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Oliver Colt:
--- Quote from: Cheesy Crackers on January 17, 2014, 03:33:54 am ---
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
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Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
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Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
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