Off-Topic > The Pit
Debate of everything and nothing
Coldcurse:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 17, 2014, 12:33:40 pm ---
--- Quote from: Cheesy Crackers on January 17, 2014, 03:33:54 am ---
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
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Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
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Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
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Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
Oliver Colt:
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on January 22, 2014, 03:03:02 am ---
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 17, 2014, 12:33:40 pm ---
--- Quote from: Cheesy Crackers on January 17, 2014, 03:33:54 am ---
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
--- End quote ---
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
--- End quote ---
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
--- End quote ---
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
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Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
Coldcurse:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 22, 2014, 01:27:36 pm ---
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on January 22, 2014, 03:03:02 am ---
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 17, 2014, 12:33:40 pm ---
--- Quote from: Cheesy Crackers on January 17, 2014, 03:33:54 am ---
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
--- End quote ---
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
--- End quote ---
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
--- End quote ---
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
--- End quote ---
Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
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Objection, Senpai means tolerance and wisdom. A senpai does not represent life. I find your conclusions onesided and not neutral for further use as the jury decides if they believe it or not. :P
Oliver Colt:
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on January 23, 2014, 04:46:45 am ---
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 22, 2014, 01:27:36 pm ---
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on January 22, 2014, 03:03:02 am ---
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 17, 2014, 12:33:40 pm ---
--- Quote from: Cheesy Crackers on January 17, 2014, 03:33:54 am ---
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on January 16, 2014, 12:16:59 pm ---I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
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Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
--- End quote ---
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
--- End quote ---
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
--- End quote ---
Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
--- End quote ---
Objection, Senpai means tolerance and wisdom. A senpai does not represent life. I find your conclusions onesided and not neutral for further use as the jury decides if they believe it or not. :P
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
HamsterIV:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 23, 2014, 01:13:25 pm ---Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
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BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
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