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99 Bottles
Skymonger:
*chugs another bottle of shine*
"6"
Y know...maybe that was a bad combination.
Rum and moonshine? Plus grog? It might have put you into a coma, but your body didn't know the difference. And so you ended up here.
Where's here...?
Chaladon? How the hell did you end up in chaladonian lands Carn?
I last heard you were sand skiming in Arashi territories from friends.
THREE DAYS AGO.
the powers of a drunk are scary.
Traveling the entire globe in three days.
And I'm STILL trying to get drunk on this shitty shine!
*chugs*
5!
Carn:
"Arashi? I don't remember the desert. Hooked up with some buddies of mine back in Kinforth. I remember the Grog barrel...... I think the buggers Shanghaid me! Anyone know my current bounty?"
Coming up with another bottle, Carn downs it.
"4"
C r o w:
Crow sits on a table, put on glasses, takes a notebook out of his coat and reads.
"Your bounty Carn? Uuuh… here! You are wanted in Kinforth, by a barman, claiming that "He owes me an entire fraking barrel of grog, and the prize for your capture is a barrel of grog."
Then you are wanted also in the baronies, some angry nobleman claims that "I want a rematch against that barbarian, I won't let him out-drink me again!" with the prize being a pair of boots, a dozen of bullets and a pen."
Oh, here comes the fun part.
Crow chugs up another bottle o'shine.
"3"
"Now, the last, and bigger bounty on you is Yesha, 2000 pieces of Yeshan currency, you are wanted alive, with the claim being "The honour of my daughter was attacked by this vile barbarian, I want him to be brought to me alive so that he may make amends.". Now, this, is what usually happen when Yeshan noble-girl has a crush on someone, and her family can afford it."
ShadedExalt:
Shaded walks in, a number of labourers carrying crates upon crates of Moonshine.
"Hey guys, the bartender was worried he was running out o' shine, so he offered to pay me with three bottles to deliver another 100!
*Chugs said three bottles*
Skymonger:
God damn it shade.
This is a mistake. If they drink any more they WILL go into a coma!
Take this shit out of here!
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