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99 Bottles
Skymonger:
We do the smart thing, we chain our arms, legs, and dicks to any solid object to the room and wait until we sober up and regain our consciousness and SANITY, not that I have any use for it.
Then we hopefully wait for some SANE individual to unlock us.
And that person will be ME.
*drinks bottle o shine*
11. Still tastes like shit. Now what the hell is that bear doing in a barrel?
C r o w:
"Sane people? Where do you think you are? This is the Pit Bar! Everyone here is drinking insanely and IS insane!"
*drink another whole bottle*
"10!"
*looks at the bear*
"The real question is: why is that bear so similar looking to Carn, and why is it still in the barrel?"
Carn:
"I look like a bear?"
Carn looks into the mirror behind the bar, and immediately chug a bottle.
"9, good grief, I can understand the similarities. I haven't shaved in months. Also when we run out of shine, we just move on to other booze!"
Skymonger:
* chugs shine*
"Eight! 8.
Smart choice. I've been dying to try out some Bdraznlines crazy tequila milkshakes in his bar. Somehow he buffs moonshine to fatal levels.
Totally my style of drinks."
"Now that I think about it..."
*squints intensely at the bear*
"Isn't that The Mann? He looks a little fuzzy sure...but I think that's a fur coat...huh...I didn't realize he was here. Must have passed out drinking 43 bottles. Lightweight"
Carn:
"Actually it was the Grog that got me. The entire barrel. The rum that morning probably didn't help."
Crawls out of the barrel and behind the bar, coming up with another bottle, recently emptied.
"7"
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