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99 Bottles
C r o w:
Crow wakes up sober.
Sees a lot of moonshine around, no one has been drinking it for a while.
"Uuuhh...
I claim this as the twenty third bottle o'shine!"
Skymonger:
No.
*takes twentieth bottle from crow.*
You have had enough.
Any more and im pretty sure your ass will start squirting liquid fire.
Look at Luharis over there. I'm pretty sure he's molesting that plank of wood in his sleep.
No doubt wanting his senpai to notice him. (Fucking yuno reject.)
Go out back. Take a piss, wash your face. I'll deal with Luharis before he starts behaving like a Titan.
*Drinks a bottle of moonshine*
Haaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~
Weak. Not like those fire shots from BDR...
C r o w:
"But...but... It was MY bottle!
You will pay for this!"
Crow takes three bottles o'shine, dashes towards Skymonger, tackles him and makes Skymonger drink moonshine.
Skymonger:
"No. Stop it. NO. Stop DAMN IT CROW STOP.
YOU ANNOYING BIRD I WILL SHOOT YOU"
"STOP"
*smashes a moonshine bottle on crows head. After drinking three shine bottles*
*burp*
"God damn it. I'm not gunna get drunk off of this..."
16 bottles of shine left.
C r o w:
Crow goes on a table and dances vehemently offering a bottle o'shine to whoever wants it
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