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99 Bottles
C r o w:
''Twenty.''
''Seven.''
Finishing this bottle o'shine stops drunken Crow and makes me become philosopher Crow.
I start explaining the Critique of Pure Reason of Kant.
+500% introspection in 2500m AoE
+700% sanity in 2500m AoE
+700,000% Sleepiness to everyone within ear range
Carn:
Carn grabs three bottles, drinking one, and throwing the other two at Luharis and Crow.
"Twenty four, now quit your babbling and drink up!"
Lu Lu:
Luharis catches the bottle and swiftly chugs it down...
...
...
Waiht a minute, I'm shtieell tooo undrarage teh drunk...
-500 health
[Luharis plays the comatose card]
-500% damage resistance
-1000% Dodge chance
+25 health for the next 4 turns
C r o w:
Crow grabs the trown bottle, drinks it all and bear-hugs a random person in the room.
''*HIC* I want more!*HIC*''
Lu Lu:
Wah?!
Get off me!!!
Can't... cant... breath
help me...
[Luharis ends up passing out]
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