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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #135 on: February 06, 2014, 09:58:08 pm »
Still alcoholics to me.
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Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #136 on: February 06, 2014, 10:00:41 pm »
Jawjee looks just as attractive when I'm drunk because there's just no more attractive than Jawjee already is ;)

(NOT CREEPY I'M JUST ACTING LIKE I'M DRUNK I SWEAR XD)
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #137 on: February 06, 2014, 10:02:56 pm »
That's not acting drunk, THIS IS ACTING DRUNK
"Hy bby, wt u wun do 2day?" *falls over another drunk person*
Or even better. "BARTENDER, I DRANK 98 OF YOUR DAMNED BOTTLES, CAN YOU MAKE THE LAST ONE FREE?"
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #138 on: February 06, 2014, 10:04:00 pm »
Fine idk how to act drunk xD *has never been drunk* :0000 PLOT TWIST!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #139 on: February 07, 2014, 02:30:33 am »
*Coldcurse grabs one of the 99 empty bottles and slams it against the first one posting a reply here. He yells out.*
BARFIGHT!
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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #140 on: February 07, 2014, 04:17:58 am »
*Jawjee looks furiously at Coldcurse for slamming a bottle against his head, blood dripping out.*
Sir, I will not partake in your filthy actions, for I am a king after all, and deserve to be treated as such.
Also, as you may know, I am not any kind of king, I'm one THAT WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
*Jawjee punches Coldcurse making him land on the other side of the bar*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MADE OF? MY FIST OWOWOWOW.
*Tries to look badass, almost crying because of the pain*
So, who's next?
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #141 on: February 07, 2014, 07:28:34 am »
*Coldcurse stands up again and leaps towards Jawjee in a wrestling takedown, pulling Oliver Colt into the fight too*
You aint getting away!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #142 on: February 07, 2014, 07:35:27 am »
Please don't hurt me, my insurance ain't that big, and my skin is really sensitive D:
*grabs a bottle full of nitroglycerin and breaks in on Coldcurse's head, making it explode*
OH FU- *Jawjee breaks through the floor while Coldcurse flies out the roof*
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #143 on: February 07, 2014, 07:37:59 am »
*Coldcurse uses "chute vent" and lands safely on the ground. After grabbing a Chair he runs towards BdrLineAzn, shouting the words*
Barfight!  Barfight! Barfight! Barfight!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #144 on: February 07, 2014, 07:40:06 am »
*Jawjee crawls back up, full of blood, trembling and almost crying*
I fell...on my balls...Someone please...help.
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #145 on: February 07, 2014, 09:46:07 am »
*coldcurse uses Jawjee as elevation as he steps on his head and jumps. Pushing jawjee back into the hole. As Coldcurse holds the chair infront of him he slams against Rethburn, Both now laying on the ground as they collided.*
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #146 on: February 07, 2014, 09:47:44 am »
*As he lands back on the floor, he lets out a loud scream*
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #147 on: February 07, 2014, 10:25:11 am »
wait whaaa- *is pulled into fight by Coldcurse* *crawls away before things explode*

I've already been in one of those in the last 24 hours! :0

*sees barfight* *sees Jawjee* Oh nooo :0 *grabs glass of water* QUICK HAVE THIS! *closes eyes and throws water at Jawjee's general direction* did that help? :0
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #148 on: February 07, 2014, 10:28:25 am »
YEAH, IT SURE DID /sarcsm.
*crawls back up, furious at Coldcurse for what he did*
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!*slips and falls back down*
NOT THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #149 on: February 07, 2014, 10:33:26 am »
:0 DONT WORRY I'LL GET MORE WATER!
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