Paradox

[N-Sunderland]

Anybody who votes "no" in the above poll will be banned for paradox creation. Paradoxes overload the servers and create lag, so please don't select no.

[Yiski]

Don't tell me what to do.

[N-Sunderland]

So far, Yiski is a terrible lag-causing criminal. I shall now mentally shun him.

*extreme mental shunning*

[Yiski]

Don't tell me what to do.

I can lock permanently delete the Burning Skies Saloon, you know

Then I would suddenly be granted the power to punch people over the internet. Plus, I'm sure there are back ups of this on the server. Also, I doubt the devs would be pleased.

[RearAdmiralZill]

I can only imagine the fallout of you doing such a terrible thing Sunderland.

[N-Sunderland]

Nah, I'd never kill it. I wouldn't enjoy doing it, and I'd put myself in a pretty terrible situation.

[N-Sunderland]

Anyways, back to the main topic. As you can see, Yiski changed his mind and is no longer a lag-causing paradox creator.

[Yiski]

I call abuse of power! ABUSE OF POWER!

[N-Sunderland]

I call abuse of power! ABUSE OF POWER!

It would be in any other board. No rules in the Pit, though XD

[Sgt. Spoon]

Haha! Un-logic to the rescue

[N-Sunderland]

Haha! Un-logic to the rescue

I had to switch things around to make it look nicer. Could you maybe submit your vote again?

[N-Sunderland]

There we go.

Spoon, you're causing lag. You hurt players throughout the world by doing so.

[Sgt. Spoon]

This sentence is false!

_{Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it}

[Yiski]

This sentence is false!

_{Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it}

True, I'm going to go with true. There, that wasn't hard.

[N-Sunderland]

This sentence is false!

_{Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it}

True, I'm going to go with true. There, that wasn't hard.

I think I've heard that one before, actually.

It's a paradox, there is no answer!