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The Misinformed Game
Sammy B. T.:
Stamp collecting.
Why is the Earth only 6,000 years old?
HamsterIV:
Because 6000 years ago Jesus defeated Xenu and used his corpse to form the Earth.
Mu gun is on fire, how long until it explodes?
Swallox:
It has already exploded, and it shall never explode. All is nothing, and nothing is all. There is no spoon, nor is there a Hamster.
Why haven't we invented upside-down airships yet?
Coldcurse:
because we haven't trained gyro-technicians yet. were already filling the hull with helium.
why don't we have landing gear on our airships?
Orangey:
Because the game actually takes place in purgatory. You can not escape, if you die you will just respawn, you will fight and die untill the end of time. There is no use for landing gear because there is no escape form the ship, nor will the ship ever land. Once you hit lvl 15 with all classes you will rise to the heavens and be praised for your courage, a statue of Keanu Reeves will be made to honour your dedication and determination to attone for your sins.
Why does an airship go faster when the captain is drunk on moonshine?
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