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Cheesy Crackers:
So the aim of this game is to ask a question for the next poster to answer, and also answering the question from the previous poster but the answer you give has to be WRONG! (Or random, or stupid, or crazy, or bad, or half right, or disturbing or....)
Believe in the following information at your own risk

What's a Hades Cannon?

HamsterIV:
The Hades Cannon is an occult item which channels the power of the Greek neither world onto the mortal plane. Since its damage type is super natural not physical it is the only weapon that can effect enemy crew. After a sufficient number of direct hits (five IRCC) the targeted crew member will be whisked away to the land of the dead where they will be forced to perform repairs on Charon's ferry.

What is the difference between a pipe wrench and a spanner?

Riggatto:
One kills you,  the other makes waffles

Why do people walk on two feet?

Erheller:
People walk on two feet because if they walked on one foot, they'd really be hopping, not walking.

Why is boarding OP?

HamsterIV:
Showing hospitality to a crewman by proving boarding (meals and drink) enables that crewman to accomplish more during their stay on your ship than if they had to provide their own meals and drink. Further more a communal food fosters a spirit of community that allows the crew to act as one. As Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam (from Dune) once said "He must lay the best coffee hearth to attract the finest men." Once you have the finest men victory will come easily.

Why do they call it a "Squid"?

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