MY EYES!

[James T. Kirk]

The idea behind this thread is to make it as painful as possible for everyone else to read what you wrote.

We're in The Pit, so the gloves are off.

Do your worst.

(Unless your worst is anything explicitly banned in The Pit "rules." In that case, tone it back.)

I think I'm off to a good start, no?

[Keon]

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Darngit.

eareahklhkjhdsafbejkankfl;saeaef

[zlater75@hotmail.com]

whatt?

[Andika]

I'm a visual type, so I won't write stuff. Instead...

[Parkourwalrus]

asdawdddddddddddddddddddddddasfesdajaldshf

[The Djinn]

_{The ^thing that ^amuses me is that ^this is ^actually a valid ^text entry. It's ^just so damn ^small you can't ^{read it} as anything ^other than a ^jagged line.}

[Riggatto]

مرحبا

[Gryphos]

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[James T. Kirk]

Eh? How about this one? Surprised nobody's gone here yet.

[Gryphos]

Eh? How about this one? Surprised nobody's gone here yet.

To get the full effect you need to make it so that your message is on a black background by timing it after someone has posted on a brown background.

[The Djinn]

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...is it bad that I saw this almost immediately?

[BdrLineAzn]

^Oh  _hI  gU^ys

[Letus]

[ramjamslam]

T̺̘̯͉̅̌̈́̎ͥͧ̓ͯ͝h̥̓ͩ̎̇͝ȩ̶̼͕̠͍̻̪̪̀̍ͭ͊ ̥͎̭͋̐ͮ͢͜G̳͙̮͎͔̿̈́́ͯ̂̄͟͜r͇̖̙͌̓́͢͟e̵̛̟̖̰̞̦̱̺͂̋̓̿̌̏aͨ̀̂̐͏̖̠͈͘͘t̸̪͔̼̺̺̤̏ͮ ͙͈̼̟̰̝͐͆͂̆̏E̷̸͓͚͎̫̫͇̔̿͟m͎̰̬̙̹̖̒̑̌̊p̷̛̜͑̿ͮ͂̆̃͂ͭͨ͝e̛̩̙̜̤̣̥̎̎̓̾͢ͅr̄̂͏͎̫͕ő̷̢̫̻̜͍̩̠ͤ͋͑ͩŗ̲̩͔̘́͐̽̈́ͧ͒̀̚ ̨͚͎̗̪̯̼̈Ž̧̞̉̕͞ͅa͎̫̭̳̭͓͆̾ͪͬ̈͑͒̾͟l͇̙̮̰̥̥̉gͨ̃ͩ̽́̕͏̤͉̮͚̝̪̥̩o͓̳̣̼̹͕̖̻̿ͬ́ ̷̻̻̫̗̬̟͖͉̿́͘͝ą̳̞̹ͩ͂͂̀ͅp̛͍͔̠͒̒̃ͅp̛̩̜͉͇͋̽̽͗ͭ͟r̵̫͓͎̱͒̌ͮ̿̈́͋o̟͙͉̫͉ͬ̓̐͑̂̈́͒v̨̛̺̘͓͈̰̗̯̜̼ͪ͛̋e̬̤̰̫̙̭̯̞̚s̃̈́ͩ̓ͪͨ҉̫͙̫̪̺͎ ̇̈́͊̔̽͑̓ͥ͠҉̞̟͍̗͚͇o͈̪̺̫͙̫̗̅͆͂̇ͣ͜f̷̯̝͖̉̆ͬͪ͘ ̨̨͉̟̙̤͙͛̿̀̐̽ͥ̕t̴ͣ̓͋ͥ͆҉͍h̵̯̦̭̱̼̠͗̓̍̋i̱͚̞̬̳͍̘̓̓́͆́͞͞s̷̻̯̲̻̰̗̫͊ͧ̎͊ ͍̼̬̯̱̹͓͉ͧͦͥͨ͘ṭ̝͙͎͓͉̯̎͒̊́͛ͦͨͩ͟h͗́҉̹̲̩͖͎̻̗̀ͅr̴̵̩͔̹̻̟̹̯̋̏͒̆̕e̙̙͈̺͋̑͌ͩ̉̊͡͠a͙̤̹͚͍̬̔ͨͤ̎͒͡ḏ̸̶̦̝ͬ̍̾͑̿̇

[Cheesy Crackers]

This is much harder to read than you might think it is. Look closer, closer... closer... a little closer... now cross your eyes, do a handstand, go "lalalallaa" while flicking your tongue around with your eyes closed.