(To the tune of "Tick Tock" by Kesha)
Waking up in the morning feeling like an Engie,
Grab my goggles, out to dock, gonna board a Squddy
Shine my spanner, prime my retardant, and a wrench to whack
'Cause if we mess up there ain't no coming back.
A Galleon pointing her broadsides, sides
Her guns manned by her guys, guys
Tonight I feel fright
Grab my spanner real tight
Rockets lined in bound
Followed by the awful sound
Hwatcha, heavy load
Everything explodes!
Grab my spanner,
Rebuild faster.
Get those engines primed
So we can escape this time
Balloon Down -- Carronade
This is just bad day
"Maintain the hull,
Drogue chute prevents our fall"
Captain yells a lot
But our horror don't stop.
Working hard on ship, balloon got back its air
Engines got fixed, kerosine, and we're out of here
Far enough, but the Galleon soon lines up her left side
Showing us her ugly, long range surprise.
I'm talking about a Lumberjack, jack
Matched with Typhon Flak, flak
Mercury to add pain to the smack, smack.
Now, now we can survive this bout, bout.
Watch the shots come inbound, bound
Shots come inbound, bound
Shots inbound...
Lumberjack, holy crap
Balloon took a slap.
Hull steadily goes down
Wrench it fast, hard pound
Balloon just went pop
But the horror don't stop.
Hull down, Typhon Flak
Gives a hard smack.
Our Squid explodes
Yeah they got us.
