Ban the User Above You

[Carn]

I ban Shaded, because he hasn't been properly Exalted lately.

[Koali]

I ban Carn for not helping the cause.

(The cause being helping Shaded become properly Exalted.)

[Carn]

I ban Koali, because I have been Exalting him from the shadows for years, as is only proper. You do not Exalt The Shaded one in the open you fool!

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for not telling me sooner

Now that you have been banned, you may join me in the Shaded Underbelly of the Pit, where you shall be my right hand man.

[HamsterIV]

I ban ShadedExalted for needing a whole man to be his right hand. Most of make do with four fingers and a thumb.

[Carn]

I ban Hamster, because Hamsters don't even have thumbs.

[David Dire]

I ban Carn for making me disect three hamsters to confirm that.

[Carn]

I ban David because now we know what happened to hamster I, II, and III.

[Kamoba]

I ban Carn, because that's not what actually happened to one two and three.
Hamster did post their stories in the thread regarding names.

[Carn]

I ban Kamoba, because David was obviously referring to the autopsies after those incidents.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for not performing the autopsies himself

[Carn]

I ban Shaded, as I did not have the security clearance at the time. SOMEBODY checked the wrong box on the forms.

[David Dire]

I Ban Carn, as it wasn't my fault, alright? I'm just the autopsy guy, yeh? Leave me out of it.

[Carn]

I ban David for loosing the Energy Being into the counting thread, with his reckless disregard for the proper count.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn because I THINK HE USED PROPER GRAMMAR *GASPS*