Ban the User Above You

[Koali]

I ban Shaded for possibly implying naughtiness.

By naughtiness I mean that Shaded was eating chips and queso right before dinner.

YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL YOUR APPETITE

[Carn]

I ban Koali for thinking appetites can be spoiled. Mine never has.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for being too similar to myself

THEN I BAN EVERYONE EVER BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE KILLING FLOOR 2

[Koali]

I ban Shaded for not having Killing Floor 2.

[ramjamslam]

I ban Koali because you are unfortunately 'the user above me'.

[Kamoba]

I ban ramjamslam because he is big competition in the ban games, he owns a real ban hammer....
Banned!

[Koali]

I ban Kamoba for being above me.

[Carn]

I ban Koali because his name reminds me of koalas

[ramjamslam]

I ban Carn because I agree.  Yea, I know that doesn't make sense.  Still.

[Queso]

I ban ramjamslam for being an active moderator and filling up the mod log with posts I don't have time to read

[Kamoba]

I ban Queso because RamJam has been the man and sorting out all kinds of trolls, idiots and in some cases genuinely perverted ****s firmly and fairly.

[Carn]

I ban Kamoba for not sending the appropriate forms in triplicate.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for bringing the military into this

[Carn]

I ban Shaded for not supporting the Anglean military.

[Koali]

I ban Carn for being part of the Anglean military.