Da rules of Guns of Icarus!

[David Hark]

1. Blame Shink.
2. David Hark is always right.
3. Flak-fish don't work.
4. If you think David Hark is wrong, see rule 2.
5. Don't ram Galleons.
6. Lochnagar all the things!
7. Stay in the trenches! Don't go over the top!
8. Don't die.
9. Don't steal my kills!
10. Don't steal a man's Lochnagar kills!
11. Don't board the enemy ship.
12. Remember what happened to Georgia.
13. Remember to load your gun!
14. Keep an eye on your allies.
15. Fargo is bored.
16. Don't question Fargo.
17. Don't question the high level guys.
18. Don't make horrible puns unless it's about Jon Snow.
19. Screw the rules, I'm in command!
20. There are too many rules.
21. Lehran is the rocketeer
22. When a captain isn't listening, crew are allowed to spam non-verbal commands.
23. Two phoenix claws are better than one.
24. The floor IS lava, yes even in water hazard.
25. Kill them before they kill us.
26. When in doubt, keep shooting.
27. Don't get off your gun to fix things, just keep shooting.
28. Oh my god! Keep shooting!
29. Vote for Fjords.
30. HULL! HULL! HULL!!!
31. Not knowing the rules results in non-verbal command spamming.
32. Don't jump off the ship.
33. Invoke 27, 28, and 30 simultaneously, yes you must adhere to multiple contradicting rules at once.
34. There is no rule 34.
35. Don't listen to David Hark.
36. You can't spot with chem spray Fargo.
37. Watch for the magic smoke to appear.
38. Bright clouds always need more flares.
39. When in doubt, back up!
40. BALLOON!!!
41. Reserved to address anything that seems important at the moment.
42. There is no spoon.
43. There is a knife of lies.
44. The clouds will always block your spot, no matter how little they cover the enemy ship.
45. BUT MY ACHIEVEMENT!
46. Join the damn party!
47. No Poofters!
48. The lobbies die quickly.
49. Ramming is always an option.
50. You must face this challenge alone...
51. Know your key bindings!
52. You aren't allowed to question the legitimacy of the rules.
53. FOOL!

[Fargo Gabianni]

I did really enjoy making all these rules.

[N-Sunderland]

54. FARGO, MY ENGINES
55. DO NOT FIRE AN OFFENSIVE FLARE, FARGO!
56. WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE MY ENGINES TO GET ON THE HULL, FARGO?!?!?
57. FARGO, WHY AREN'T YOU ON THE HULL?!?!?
58. THAT HULL SHOULD NEVER BE ON FIRE, FARGO

Every time Fargo's on my ship, but without the yelling.

Ok, I do yell at him about offensive flares and engines. But that's it

[Lord Dick Tim]

We need to create a much larger rule, like, Rule 234:  Skywhales Exist.  Now everyone has to make up rules for all the prior spots.

[Shinkurex]

1. Blame Shink.

you just had to make this #1 didn't you?..... One of these days, I'll engineer for you.....

[Lehran]

1. Blame Shink.

naturally

[Ariden]

... but what happened to Georgia? Would someone please tell me what happened to Georgia?

 

[Metal Man]

the blame shink rule was my idea accualy

[RethBurn]

... but what happened to Georgia? Would someone please tell me what happened to Georgia?

 

Trust me! You -don't- want to know what happened to Georgia! Just conserve your jetpack fuel!

[Sgt. Spoon]

... but what happened to Georgia? Would someone please tell me what happened to Georgia?

 

Trust me! You -don't- want to know what happened to Georgia! Just conserve your jetpack fuel!

[David Hark]

Edit #1:
Twinkie D-Lite's 3 requested rules:
   59. You must be a level 3 pilot to fly a galleon.
   60. If you have a galleon with 4 manticores, don't contact Twinkie, Twinkie will contact you.
   61. Don't invite a person to your game and then ask them to change classes.
Further rules added:
   62. If you swear, you must put one achievement in the swear jar. the jar goes to the captain at the end of the match.
   63. The Bad Idea Subsection:
      63.1. Point Blank with a Typhon Heavy Flak Cannon is a bad idea. (Unless in compliance with rule #6)
      63.2. Point Blank with a Lumberjack Heavy Mortar is a bad idea. (Unless in compliance with rule #6)
      63.3. Long range with a Hellhound Heavy Twin Carronade is a bad idea.
      63.4. Double-anything on the front of a pyramidion is a bad idea.
         63.4.1. With the possible exception of the Hades Light Cannon.
         63.4.2. With the possible exception of the Whirlwind Light Gatling Gun if in compliance with rule #49.
         63.4.3. Possibly not a bad idea if you have a REALLY good teammate.
      63.5. It is a bad idea to cite rule 63 subsections whilst in the middle of combat.
      63.6. It is a bad idea to believe that rule 63 subsections are all you need to remember from "Da Rules of Guns of Icarus", they are all equally important.
      63.7.1.a. It is a bad idea to put David Hark in charge of Rule making.
   64. Dr. Trager is a drunk.
   65. Drugs are bad m'kay.
   66. Spamming chat only gets you banned.
   67. Advertising in chat is different from spamming chat.
   68. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
   69. PULL OUT!
   70. If someone suggests a crazy gamemode, it is your duty to help them realize this goal should they want to actually pursue it.
      70.1. If an existing lobby does not wish to comply with a request for some crazy gamemode, it is their job to explain to the requestee how to start a lobby.
      70.2. If the majority of the lobby wants to pursue this gamemode, you should either give it a try too or find a new lobby.
   71. It is important to listen to the rule-makers.
Revisions/addendum to existing rules:
   34.1. If it exists, there's a steam-punk version of it.
   49.1. Why yes Horatio, I will ram.
   234.1 Skywhale Hunting is a real sport.

[Sgt. Spoon]

42. There is no spoon.

I feel gravely offended

[RethBurn]

42. There is no spoon.

I feel gravely offended

I see you are liking my addition to the list, Sarge.

[Sgt. Spoon]

42. There is no spoon.

I feel gravely offended

I see you are liking my addition to the list, Sarge.

Gravely

[RethBurn]

42. There is no spoon.

I feel gravely offended

I see you are liking my addition to the list, Sarge.

Gravely

2 deep 17 me