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[HamsterIV]

Valve probably wanted all their indie developers under armed guard when they made their Steam OS announcement. That way no one would be able to spill the beans before the main story is released. I hope Howard is allowed to return to his family in the near future.

+1 Salute Gilder for another plausible scenario.

[Calico Jack]

I'm thinking Valve buys Muse. They did it with the TF devs and then made TF2.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Another believer I see!

Let us sally forth and spread the glorious Regressionist doctrine of airships and whale farts!!

[Serenum]

And then Guns of Icarus online 2 takes 10 years to be made...

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Silence you laser firing heretic!!!

[James T. Kirk]

Silence you laser firing heretic!!!

Woah, woah, woah.

Hey.

In the upcoming struggle, you can rest assured that Cake will remain on the side of the Regressions.

After all, lasers != Fire.

[Lord Dick Tim]

So the "Age of Dust" are Sky Whale fart particles?

It all makes sense now.

                     '.'--.--'.-'
       .,_------.___,   \'  frrrt
       ', '-._a      '-' .'
        '.    '-'Y \._  /
          '--;____'--.'-,
            ..'       '''

[Squidslinger Gilder]

So the "Age of Dust" are Sky Whale fart particles?

It all makes sense now.

                     '.'--.--'.-'
       .,_------.___,   \'  frrrt
       ', '-._a      '-' .'
        '.    '-'Y \._  /
          '--;____'--.'-,
            ..'       '''

Indeed, join us fellow Regressionists in our fight for global flatulence genocide and glory!!

We promise but three things...Glorious world terraforming flatulence! The heroic duty of repopulating the human race!! That means, all those cheesy pickup lines will work because you will literally be one of the last men on Earth!! And lastly...laser free airships!!