My name is Jay. NinJay is the only slightly witty thing I've came up with in my entire life. Seeing as there are a few out there, and my other name (Sir Mortimer Grofflehoff the 4th) is just ridiculous, I add the whole elusive part. It was inspired by Spumwack's (though he was then known as The Minecraft Muse) truely emotional quote, "THE ELUSIVE CAVE SQUID!" Also just so happens to be the name of my ship.
As far as my character goes, for roleplay or whatever, I think I'm going to go with Dirk Somethingorother.