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Offline Swizy

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2013, 10:19:48 am »
Never was on cracked but I have other sources.

FP elitist

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2013, 11:14:33 am »
I vaguely recall the stories of the American Expeditionary force referring to a french light machine gun as the "Worst piece of equipment ever foisted off on the fighting men of the the United States," and used wikipedia to find the gun. Fun story, Pershing refused to let superior American made weapons onto the battle field (like the Browning Automatic Rifle or the Thompson Sub Machine gun) because he was afraid the Germans might copy them. Instead the American soldiers had to make due with the Chauchat.

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2013, 02:56:35 pm »
Nope I was not on cracked.com, what ever the hell that is.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2013, 05:04:26 pm »
Remembered mine from an article on a tech/science site then googled flying tank. No idea what cracked is.

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2013, 05:05:28 pm »
Dammit people, you're all boring :P

Offline Charon

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2013, 07:19:19 am »


Guys let's put pricks on our gun, we rebuild houses with them after the war!

What's wrong with the G11?

Offline Letus

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2013, 02:32:23 am »


granted it's a bit durable, but it's rather unwieldy to use as a bludgeoning device...also expensive.
And no, it's not a pun....

I think a worse weapon would be toe socks...

Offline Charon

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2013, 05:10:37 am »
Mashed peas

Offline Letus

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2013, 04:49:32 am »

Offline Plasmarobo

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2013, 12:26:20 pm »
Mashed peas


Creamed corn
A mix of Oxygen, Nitrogen and other trace chemicals: Air.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2013, 08:10:47 pm »

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2013, 01:26:29 am »
Foam Noodles.

Offline Zenark

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2013, 10:44:01 am »
Foam Noodles.

I don't know, man. With enough effort, you could decapitate someone with one of those.

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2013, 11:46:35 am »
Noodle Foam

Offline Letus

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Re: Weapons that suck
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2013, 12:32:29 pm »
Foam Noodles.

I don't know, man. With enough effort, you could decapitate someone with one of those.

Fine.

The holes in the center of foam noodles.